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hamstershaver
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i do it to soklueles all the time, its like taking candy from a baby
jerkbox said:
I am guessing that is what you do all day at work now that EF was takin away from you!
tripleblonde
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all the time
unfortunately nobody believes me when i tell the truth....ya know how it goes
unfortunately nobody believes me when i tell the truth....ya know how it goes
Moderate_THIS
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Me? Fuck no
SoreArms
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jerkbox said:
haha
A while back, my GF (at the time) had just interviewd for a job that she really wanted and had been waiting for a call back for about 2 days. I called her and pretended to be someone from the place where she interviewed and told her she got the job. The poor thing sounded so excited on the phone and as I was making up dates and times for her to show up, I just couldn't hold back the laughter so I let her know it was me. Needless to say, she was not ammused and I was not easily forgiven.
A funny one someone burned me with....
one night I threw some chick out of our party (my fraternity) cause whe was being a bizzo.... anyway later that night I was back at my place and one of the bros calls up (I was a pledge) saying he was her boyfriend, and he was gonna kick my ass.... I was like "whatever" and hung up... he calls back... says some shit again- I was in a good mood so like "whatever" again and hang up a second time... phone rings again, now I am pissed- I pick up he is yelling shit- I say "are you fucking threatening me? next time I see you I am going to fking bury you bitch" and some other shit and I rip the cord out... next morn got class 8 am, I get up extra early I am so pissed, put an 8ball in a spare pillowcase and go out to the quad with this in my pocket (figuring I will catch him bright and early and beat his ass down).... a couple of the bros see me out there and like "WTF? is up with you you look like a fucking deranged lunatic" I tell them the story about the dude calling up and threatening me and one of them (a good bro of mine) goes "yo dude- i did that shit - dude you were going to hunt that dude down like a dog and fucking stomp his ass!"
funny stuff...
one night I threw some chick out of our party (my fraternity) cause whe was being a bizzo.... anyway later that night I was back at my place and one of the bros calls up (I was a pledge) saying he was her boyfriend, and he was gonna kick my ass.... I was like "whatever" and hung up... he calls back... says some shit again- I was in a good mood so like "whatever" again and hang up a second time... phone rings again, now I am pissed- I pick up he is yelling shit- I say "are you fucking threatening me? next time I see you I am going to fking bury you bitch" and some other shit and I rip the cord out... next morn got class 8 am, I get up extra early I am so pissed, put an 8ball in a spare pillowcase and go out to the quad with this in my pocket (figuring I will catch him bright and early and beat his ass down).... a couple of the bros see me out there and like "WTF? is up with you you look like a fucking deranged lunatic" I tell them the story about the dude calling up and threatening me and one of them (a good bro of mine) goes "yo dude- i did that shit - dude you were going to hunt that dude down like a dog and fucking stomp his ass!"
funny stuff...
