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Got in to a fight at the car wash..

Lestat

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So I don't know bros, maybe roid rage has finally kicked in... I got my car washed today. I'm sitting outside watching all the cars get dried off and such.. and my car comes out. Immediately 2 or 3 mexican dudes go to work on it with those red towels.. doing the windows, wiping down the rims, drying it off. After 5 minutes or so one of them raises his hand and yells "REady!" I start to walk towards my car, I have a few bucks ready to tip him up with.. and he asks for my receipt. I check my pockets, but don't have it. I must have just tossed it out inside (I never save receipts). He insisted that I have one to make sure that I paid, but I told him to threw it out.. he won't give me my keys so I just rip them out of his hand and walk towards my car. he starts yelling in spanish and all of a sudden I've got 5 mexican dudes surrounding me not letting me get into my car. MOst of them are pretty small fucks so I just push through and head towards my door. As I do this I get pushed and my key scrapes right into my door scratching the paint.
I am pissed at this point and I don't know what happened, I just swung around and tagged the guy in the chest.. I still had my keys in my hand so it ripped through his shirt a bit. I've got 4 guys grabbing at me now trying to get my arms so I just start swiing like a mad man.. landing blows to most if them in the jaw and mouth.. I nailed one guy behind me with a hard elbow that dropped him to the ground. They got a couple shots in on me but nothing that phased me, my adrenaline was running so high. After a minute they all start running, telling the cashier to call the cops or something.. I trun around to go to my car and the guy on the ground grabs my leg.. I just start kicking him in his chest as hard as I can to get him to let go.. once I free my leg I just keep blasting him to his face a couple times.. it was like the more i kicked the more angry I got... I finally stop because I realize I don't want to go to jail.. I get into my car and take off.... I realize later they probably have my license plate #.. and video of me at the cashier.. but can't I claim self defense?

What do you think guys, did I overreact?

Brian
 
Brian... I'm not saying this as a joke - I strongly advise you to check into a mental hospital of an observation. What you just did was totally cowardly and uncalled for.
 
Hey here's a reality check. Maybe next time check with the person at the cash to vouch for you saying that you had paid. The guys washing the car had all the rights in the world to stop you from driving away but i'm guessing your brain must have malfunctioned.

Also stop the bullshit about the roid rage. I've been on for close to 12 weeks yet i haven't pulled any shit compared to some of you children on this board. Try using your brain in these so-called situations, that's what it's there for.
 
i say right on. had the mexicans been able to speak english, he would have been able to explain that hed paid. its after those mexicans pick their teeth up off the ground, that they'll find out that he infact, did pay.:D
 
I didn't mean for the story to sound racist. The ass kicking had nothing to do with the fact that they were Mexican.
 
Good job, brotha! That's exactly the type of shit I'd have done. Except maybe stomp on the guy instead of kicking.

The fuckin mexicans just had to start shit. They got what they deserved.
 
Now I would have believed it was due to roid rage if you were yelling out "Yo Queiro Taco Bell! Yo Quiero Taco Bell!" while you were fighting.
 
Heres what probably happened in real life........

Billy Badass thinks he's the shit because he's sticking a needle into his butt every few days. He decides to get his wheels washed so they look as bad as he is. As he pays for the wash he tosses that receipt aside because he's bad and dont have to worry about litter.....that is for the LITTLE people........just like those mexicans outside.

One of the little people asks 'teeket mista'.........but oh fuck he tossed it and he cant go back to retrieve it cos everybody will laugh and we cant have anybody laughing at Billy Badass. And he cant go tot he cashier.....same reason. Looks like he just has to impose his superior badass self on the little people. Unfortunately their inferior mex brains cant see that he is better than them.....He's on roids.......CANT THEY SEE THAT? Only one thing for it.........act like a retard......that always works.

Lestat, strange how roid rage rarely happens to experienced users huh. Its a joke dreamt up by immature kids to explain their immature attotude. Next time try to act like a big grown up huh.
 
And they say Customer Service is dead in America.
 
I hope this was some poor attempt at a joke.

What really pisses me off is that bastards always use 'roid rage' as an excuse.

ROID RAGE does NOT exist! It's probably some sort of placebo effect that first time users like to invent to prove to themselves that their "gear" is really doing something to them.

:rolleyes:
 
The Captain said to John Henry
'Gonna bring that steam drill 'round
Gonna bring that steam drill out on the job
Gonna whop that steel on down, Lord, Lord!
Whop that steel on down.

John Henry told his captain
"A man ain't nothin' but a man
But before I let your steam drill beat me down
I'll die with a hammer in my hand, Lord, Lord!
I'll die with a hammer in my hand."
 
This story is almost as good as the guy who kicked some dudes asses for looking at his girl at the movie theatre. Oh wait, it is the same story.
:)
 
I doubt they will call the cops, I bet the witnesses and the ones you beat up are illegal aliens anyway!!!
 
those poor mexi's were just trying to do their job, you took offense to the best a mexi could fight back babbling a couple curse words in broken spanish.
 
Yeah, I'm going to call bullshit on this one as well. Getting into a fight over a receipt? If the story is legit, then I wouldn't want to be around when the kid behind the counter at McDonalds forgets to give you fries with your order.
 
If at this car wash you pay ahead of time, why would they let the car go through if he didnt pay. They could easily stop the machines and not finish the car if he refused to pay any time during this ordeal. Also, if there was another guy behind the cash register in front of the car wash, wouldnt he come running to the back and tell the guys he didn't pay if it really happened?

If the cops ever do come after him though, he could say they surrounded him and started yelling in spanish...then one guy grabbed him and scratched his car. That's when he needed his self defense. But I dont think they would let the car go through unless he paid, and if he didnt someone would have said something either way and they wouldnt ask for a receipt.
 
once I was skateboarding on the planet Mars... and I was attacked by Leif Erikson and 11 brand named pigeon fiddlers.. I fought them with a stone that I got from an Egyptian Pharoh....
 
First off, who is the guy in your Avatar Lestat? Secondly, if that is you in your gallery, what the hell are you doing on steroids? You look like you might want to put on some size first. Thirdly, all the guys at the carwash here in SD are Mexican so technically he wasn't being racist- it just so happens to be a fact. That does seem to be overreacting a bit, I would think the manager would have given your keys back. What the hell, beat the hell outta some Mexicans anyway! LOL.
 
Haz said:
Yeah, I'm going to call bullshit on this one as well. Getting into a fight over a receipt? If the story is legit, then I wouldn't want to be around when the kid behind the counter at McDonalds forgets to give you fries with your order.
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I agree, this sounds like one of your comical satires Lestat.





It is right? :confused:
 
Wow this thread got revived at the same time that the "Got into the fight at the theatre" story did..

Awesome, I couldn't have planned it better!

But the thing that sucks is that the second time around this thread isn't helping me make any new friends!
 
Holy shit.. I just re-read this story again and I must say... I impress myself!
 
BigRedCat said:
Again, who is the guy in your avatar?
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LOOKS LIKE A GUY IN A BAND. THE LEAD SINGER FROM ANTHRAX MAYBE??? EVERCLEAR???


KAYNE
 
That is along the lines of what I was thinking, but not those that you mentioned. The guy from Perfect Circle?
 
BigRedCat said:
That is along the lines of what I was thinking, but not those that you mentioned. The guy from Perfect Circle?
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ISNT HE THE SAME DUDE FROM TOOL??? I COULD BE WRONG THOUGH.


KAYNE
 
Damn, I knew it! I thought it was him at first but then I said, naw last time I saw him he had short spikey hair.
 
well guys, they had to be mexicans, for the story, they had to be a group of smaller guys so it sounded realistic, if it was just one guy, it wouldnt sound that bad ass, if it were a bunch of japenees guy it wouldnt sound as good as gangsta mexican midgets HAHHAHAHAHAH
 
supersizeme said:
i've been informed that the committee docks points when you bump your own threads. especially ones about mexicans
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I just want to get the official [BULLIT] score.
 
BeefyBull said:
Good job, brotha! That's exactly the type of shit I'd have done. Except maybe stomp on the guy instead of kicking.

The fuckin mexicans just had to start shit. They got what they deserved.
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I think it's more of a making sure someone's car doesn't get stolen.

Pretty fuckin obvious.
 
supernav said:
To be blunt -- you were wrong, and probably commited a few crimes:

Why?

BECAUSE -- anyone who works at a car wash will tell you that SOMETIMES people (really nicely dressed white people) will wait for the owner to go get a coke or be occupied -- and they will smile, walk up, and take the car and drive off. Guess who's responsible?

The CAR WASH! Because they didn't ask for the receipt.

There's a REASON they were asking for it. If they give the car away to someone else, and the owner gets SUED and loses $25,000 -- guess who's LOSES THEIR JOB! Yeah, those "small mexicans" you were fighting with.

Dude, they were just doing their job PROTECTING LEGIT CAR OWNERS. You should've looked at it from their side, and them actually protecting your car. To clear it up -- you should've asked them to talk to the cashier.

Either way -- you commited assault against employees, who were doing nothing more than doing their job, and preventing a possible carjacking on their premises. Since you didn't follow by the rules (saving your receipt) they had every right to keep the car there until ownership is proved.

That's like going to a tow truck and punching out people and taking your car out.

Just be glad a cop wasn't in the area to pull you over at gunpoint.

You owe those workers an apology at least IMHO.

btw: Many thousands of cars btw are stolen in this country from dumbass valets. Something to keep in mind. hehe.

-= nav =-
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Lmao.
 
VicTusDeuS said:
If at this car wash you pay ahead of time, why would they let the car go through if he didnt pay. They could easily stop the machines and not finish the car if he refused to pay any time during this ordeal. Also, if there was another guy behind the cash register in front of the car wash, wouldnt he come running to the back and tell the guys he didn't pay if it really happened?
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I've been to ones where they require a receipt. I'm sure it's to protect themselves from liability if someone walks up and steals a car. This probably isn't going to happen anyway, but the owners are just protecting themselves.

All you had to do was walk back inside and tell them you tossed your receipt.
 
Cool!!!!!!!!!!! I will be watching the news tonight!!!

Seriously dude, I have your exact same mentality. Without roids. I would've done the exact same fucking thing.

You do NOT have a problem. You were dealing with a bunch of stupid goddamn fucking mexicans that should not have had their asses kicked, but rather should be hung in the square tommorow am at 7. End of fucking story.
 
GinNJuice said:


ROID RAGE does NOT exist! It's probably some sort of placebo effect that first time users like to invent to prove to themselves that their "gear" is really doing something to them.

:rolleyes:
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WHAT! of course it exists! The extra testosterone in your blood creats a chemical imbalance in your brain which causes the rage, and some people have a more difficult time handling it then others.
 
Incredibly stupid. You will probably have an assault charge filed against you. It can affect your future employment.
 
When you are kicking someone in the head repeatedly, do you not stop and think that this person has a family that cares for him. You not only hurt that person, but several others as well. Anyone that thinks this is funny, should probably be in jail.
 
I can't believe you people that a) aren't looking at the original date of this post (much less the people who posted on it) and b) believe it.
 
supernav said:
To be blunt -- you were wrong, and probably commited a few crimes:

Why?

BECAUSE -- anyone who works at a car wash will tell you that SOMETIMES people (really nicely dressed white people) will wait for the owner to go get a coke or be occupied -- and they will smile, walk up, and take the car and drive off. Guess who's responsible?

The CAR WASH! Because they didn't ask for the receipt.

There's a REASON they were asking for it. If they give the car away to someone else, and the owner gets SUED and loses $25,000 -- guess who's LOSES THEIR JOB! Yeah, those "small mexicans" you were fighting with.

-= nav =-
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I believe that violence is necessary in many situations but as supernav said you had no right to do what you did.

And what the hell is a guy your size doing with roids?
 
Wow all of the posts Iv'e read of Lestats seemed pretty mellow before this. Have to say if there was any truth to roid rage at all..With the amounts and quantities I have taken in my time I would have had it way before now...But I havn't.
 
damn too bads its bullshit. i wouldve started a karma kampaign for you bro.

but none te less, good fucking example, one that should be heeded by all.
 
I would have done the same thing. I'm sorry, but if someone refuses to give me my keys to my car I am going to do something about it. I mean when you pulled the keys out of his hands I don't think it was right for them to come and attack you,so I see you fighting them as self defense. Some of yall think he needs to check into a mental hospital? Whatever. I mean if someone refuses to give you your keys back to your vehicle your just going to stand there and say no problem, just keep them? I don't know, I'm drunk so I can't really think straight right now.lol Anyway, I hope you don't get in trouble for this.
 
OK you guys are either all in on this together just to fuck with people are are seriously taken in by this troll.

Lestat was in a wicked mood one day and decided to write this thread. That was in JULY OF 2002.

A bunch of people got taken in.

And it just snowballed from there.

There was never an incident at a car wash with Mexicans and a guy named Brian.

Got it?
 
LMFAO!!

Seriously, this has got to be one of the better posts of all time right?


If you guys had read the posts that were out at the same time as this one.. you would have seen the parody.. there was a guy that DID get into a fight at the movie theater.. and it was true.. and have of the people defending him the other half said he was a stupid asshole. I thought I'd write something even more outrageous and see who came to my defense... thanks guys, I appreciate the support.
 
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Car wash, girl)

Ooh!

Some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool

At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Oooh oooh oooh
(Car wash, girl)
 
if this were a cartoon, as soon as you got into your car, you'd find your recept and be like "oh.... here it is."

id laugh... and hit it
 
Wasn't the roids....your an asshole. I say that because I've done many an asshole thing and for 5 years or so I was really good at being an asshole.
 
I knew it was a bullshit story when I read it and thought to myself "5 mexicans and not one of them had a rusty knife? Bullshit!"
 
Verizonizer said:
go fist yourself
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I looked, but I couldn't find one post of yours that was half as interesting...

thanks for reading though.
 
If I recall correctly "What do you think guys, did I overreact?" was a running gag here for a while.

I like running gags.

The story itself, while creative, isnt all that funny. I guess it all leads up to the "did I overreact" punchline.

9.
 
Damn a 9? I'm feeling robbed.


This thread has a lot of good qualities.

First off, yes at the time, it was a parody. The "What do you guys think, did I overreact" was started because someone did get into a little fight and was asking for some validation... others jumped on with their own threads.. like I killed someone.. etc.

This thread, is completely believable.. and while its not FUNNY, it is interesting and draws the reader in... you can't start it and not finish it. If it was funny, it would be far less realistic and blow the whole thing.

Also, it also serves as a test. People read it and are disgusted.. or they read it and now are not afraid to say things like "Hell yeah man I would have done the same fucking thing!!" or "Fuck mexicans I hate them too!" it draws out people's true repressed feelings and then later on when they read the other 80 replies they realized that they've been tricked and are now embarrased and some people leave the board altogether or create a new screen name because they don't want people to know that they condone that type of ass kicking.

Its a snare that has caught many people, for that its at least in the 1-5 range.
 
Lestat said:
Its a snare that has caught many people, for that its at least in the 1-5 range.
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Broly, I am using the ISA approved 17-point Scale of Hilarity (patent pending).

Thus I am not rating the snare qualities, nor am I rating the interest qualities.
All I'm rating is the hilarity.
And, judging by your post, I think you would agree that a 9 on the Scale of Hilarity is a fair score.
 
I guess you may be right there... but the whole thing was a joke and very humorous.. even ingenous... I think it should score higher.

Time to find a new rating system.
 
Lumberg said:
OK you guys are either all in on this together just to fuck with people are are seriously taken in by this troll.

Lestat was in a wicked mood one day and decided to write this thread. That was in JULY OF 2002.

A bunch of people got taken in.

And it just snowballed from there.

There was never an incident at a car wash with Mexicans and a guy named Brian.

Got it?
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Dude, You`re just jelus. Have some sympathy. I think Carlos died from his wounds that he suffered from the incident. At least that`s what I heard. My sister knows the guy`s relative that works at Walmart with her aunt.
 
Whoa, you think I'm a babe?

I wan't disagreeing with your rating, I was disagreeing with Lestat's disagreement with your rating. So if you think about it, I was agreeing with you.

Like the old saying, if you're against what I'm against you're my friend. Or something like that.

:kiss:
 
Lumberg said:
Whoa, you think I'm a babe?

I wan't disagreeing with your rating, I was disagreeing with Lestat's disagreement with your rating. So if you think about it, I was agreeing with you.

Like the old saying, if you're against what I'm against you're my friend. Or something like that.

:kiss:
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I know you were agreeing, and I was agreeing with your agreement. Agree?

I guess you dont know what the old saying "from the mouth of babes" means.
 
Lestat said:
fuck you all, its a great thread!
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Perhaps you are coming to the same ugly realization that Amp Pharm came to?
 
what the fuck is the big fucken deal here ?!

i get in a fight on average about once a month , so what ?

fuken go jerk off and stop whining about this nonsense

what's done is done and you can't change it

how u expect to live a life and never get in a fight? and when you do you all cry about it!

what fuken gives ?
 
SofaGeorge said:
Brian... I'm not saying this as a joke - I strongly advise you to check into a mental hospital of an observation. What you just did was totally cowardly and uncalled for.
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Agreed.

And lol@at saying it was roid rage.

Now THAT was retarded.

Fonz
 
SofaGeorge said:
Brian... I'm not saying this as a joke - I strongly advise you to check into a mental hospital of an observation. What you just did was totally cowardly and uncalled for.
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Dude, were you being serious when you said this.. or playing a long? If you were serious, come here and give me a big hug.. I'm glad to know you cared!
 
oh god, let's all get together and give each other big hugs

stop the inhumanity !

we know we all love each other ! STFU!

beat up some faggots , hell, he probably enjoyed it after all ! Right ?

why u all fuken crying and whining

seems like half of you don't have them balls
 
I hope everything is OK now? Did you ever meet up with any of those guys again? Is your car very dirty now?
 
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