You asked for it; here it is! (The ask me anything thread).

[sardonicone]

I've been asked in both posts and pm's to share more about myself. That being said, this is the thread to do it in.

DA RULES:

1. You ask a question, I answer it (to the best of my ability, of course)
2. Question(s) can be of any nature.
3. One question per post.
4. No double posting (back to back posting, don't hog all the attention for yourself, let someone else ask a question before you ask another one)
5. No, I will not give you my n00dz.
6. No, I don't think Schrodinger's cat can exist in all forms simultaniously without there being a "many worlds" theory to back it up.
7. Oh, and if I don't answer right away, BE PATIENT. You know how you have that whole thing called a "life" outside the nerdbox? Yeah, somehow, I have one too. With a wife, a child, and EVERYTHING. Crazy, huh?
8. Only hot chicks or nerdy guys can bump this thread. (I think that actually covers all the regular posters on this forum...)

 

[pdaddy]

Have you ever thought about being with a man?

 

[sardonicone]

Have you ever thought about being with a man?

Like having sex with one? I've thought a few guys were, well, attractive, but I never thought about reaming their assholes.

 

[jh1]

You said "You asked for it..."

Who asked for this? Frankly, I don't know anyone that could give a fuck.

 

[sardonicone]

You said "You asked for it..."

Who asked for this? Frankly, I don't know anyone that could give a fuck.

There are several people here who have asked to know more about me.

I'm not sure why. Quite frankly, I'm rather boring.

 

[jnevin]

You said "You asked for it..."

Who asked for this? Frankly, I don't know anyone that could give a fuck.

And that's why you always leave a note.

 

[samoth]

What is the nature of the universe?

 

[jnevin]

I just spent a solid 5 seconds thinking of something to ask, but I just don't give a phuck.

 

[sardonicone]

What is the nature of the universe?

Physicists are just an atoms way of thinking about atoms...

And hey, you're forgetting; it's not the universe, it's the multi-verse.

I just spent a solid 5 seconds thinking of something to ask, but I just don't give a phuck.

What about a puck? Or a truck? Can you spare me some luck? It may help me to catch a duck on a ruck, who likes to suck for a buck!

 

[pdaddy]

What happens to water if you compress it more and more and more... (It can't just disappear)?

 

[chewyxrage]

What's the square root of my apartment?

 

[HotBottom4U2NV]

how many lines of blow till my panties drop?

 

[youngguns]

What is the meaning of life

 

[pdaddy]

What is the name of these equations?

 

[gonelifting]

What is this?

 

[Kano]

my penis hurts

 

[myway]

What is this?

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spartacus]

what does a sardonicone sandwich taste like?

 

[Spartacus]

like chicken?

 

[Spartacus]

like a knuckle sandwich?

 

[myway]

How many days have you been alive?Me? 10339.

 

[pdaddy]

Are you going to answer any of these fucking questions?

 

[jackangel]

What is this?

a repost!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

do you pee in the shower?

 

[pdaddy]

do you pee in the shower?

Everyone pee's in the shower, that is a fact

 

[JayC9]

When was the last time you had seminal fluids pumped from your stomach?

 

[jh1]

Everyone pee's in the shower, that is a fact

Link to said research.

 

[pdaddy]

Link to said research.

http://media.www.dailycollegian.com...legian.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com

http://divide.wordpress.com/2006/09/21/pee-in-the-shower/

 

[heatherrae]

http://media.www.dailycollegian.com...legian.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com

http://divide.wordpress.com/2006/09/21/pee-in-the-shower/

Probably not a representative study. Small sample, all college students, and all self reporting. Nontheless, I think a majority of people do pee in the shower, and EVERYONE picks their nose...lol.

 

[pdaddy]

Probably not a representative study. Small sample, all college students, and all self reporting. Nontheless, I think a majority of people do pee in the shower, and EVERYONE picks their nose...lol.

get out of town

 

[needtogetaas]

 

[heatherrae]

get out of town

I was being diplomatic...lol.

 

[PICK3]

Is PICK3 str8?

 

[c00per]

What is this?

 

[Sassy69]

What is the one question you wish someone would ask you?

 

[Spartacus]

fucker's probably at the gym

 

[pdaddy]

Bro, where you been?!

 

[myway]

U know how batman responds to the bat signal in the sky? Well, ther must be a c00per signal. He always knows when we need him to show up.

 

[needtogetaas]

U know how batman responds to the bat signal in the sky? Well, ther must be a c00per signal. He always knows when we need him to show up.

ya like the thunder cats.

 

[myway]

ya like the thunder cats.

Exactly. And Pick3's "wtf" every time someone says he's not str8.

 

[needtogetaas]

Exactly. And Pick3's "wtf" every time someone says he's not str8.

lmao.

 

[pdaddy]

pick3 really is geigh though

 

[Spartacus]

he's late

 

[c00per]

 

[myway]

Exactly.

 

[redguru]

What is the name of these equations?

Gauss's Law, Gauss's Law of Magnetism, Ampere's Law and Faraday's Law of Induction. Otherwise known as Maxwell's Equations.

Why do you ask?

 

[needtogetaas]

Gauss's Law, Gauss's Law of Magnetism, Ampere's Law and Faraday's Law of Induction. Otherwise known as Maxwell's Equations.

Why do you ask?

nerd

 

[pdaddy]

Gauss's Law, Gauss's Law of Magnetism, Ampere's Law and Faraday's Law of Induction. Otherwise known as Maxwell's Equations.

Why do you ask?

You got it, I'm impressed

 

[Spartacus]

Gauss's Law, Gauss's Law of Magnetism, Ampere's Law and Faraday's Law of Induction. Otherwise known as Maxwell's Equations.

Why do you ask?

 

[Spartacus]

we can't even tell if he's bullshiting us

 

[redguru]

I need to take a call on my shoe phone, 99 was hot.

 

[pdaddy]

we can't even tell if he's bullshiting us

He's not, it's Maxwell's equation

 

[redguru]

You got it, I'm impressed

Anyone that has ever taken Calculus-Based E&M would recognize them immediately. Even ASU Mechanical Engineers might. Not sure if Purdue Physics grad students would. We know how much of a TTT that place is.

 

[Spartacus]

agent86

 

[pdaddy]

Anyone that has ever taken Calculus-Based E&M would recognize them immediately. Even ASU Mechanical Engineers might. Not sure if Purdue Physics grad students would. We know how much of a TTT that place is.

My thoughts exactly


wtf?

 

[Spartacus]

just showin' the noob how a thread hijack is done
we'll be way gone by the time he's done in the squat rack

 

[redguru]

agent86

Ah, but what was the name of the counter agency that Max and 99 fought?

 

[Spartacus]

Ah, but what was the name of the counter agency that Max and 99 fought?

Agent 86, a frighteningly clumsy and stupid anti-hero whose character is flawed by vanity, greed and cowardice yet is fundamentally decent. While James Bond effortlessly gets everything right, Maxwell Smart flounders through his assignments making catastrophic decisions but triumphs through luck, charm, gizmos and, of course, the help of his brilliant and beautiful partner, Agent 99. He works for the American government in the form of CONTROL, reporting in to a long-suffering Chief, and against KAOS, a free-lance collection of nasties, crooks and maniacs with dreams of world domination. This was the mission statement of a sitcom which ran for five years and achieved cult status on a par with the more serious television spies.Hello... Chief?

From a '90s perspective it is difficult to realise how ground-breaking "Get Smart" was. It was one of the first sitcoms not to be based around a family unit; despite pressure put on by NBC, the network which aired the show, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry refused to write in a lovable mother for Max and there are no cute kids (with the exception of Dr. T, a gum-chewing newsboy who appeared in "The Mysterious Dr. T" and was won over to CONTROL by the charms of 99). There was, initially, a cute dog, Fang, but the mongrel playing the role proved to be as pea-brained as his character and was written out to save on filming time and headaches; a fate later suffered by "Friends'" monkey Marcel. Whereas most sitcoms ended on a cosy moral about family values, if the end of a "Get Smart" episode carried a message it was usually faintly anti-establishment; "the good guys are just as nasty as the bad guys" or "our Government is in a mess" were surprisingly serious statements lurking behind the cheesy punchlines.

 

[Arabian]

Please explain how to set up a business and incorporate it in India? Also, please explain how to ship your merchandise to the USA using container ships, oh and dont forget to mention the meritime law regarding goods shipped via the international waterlanes?

 

[pdaddy]

Please explain how to set up a business and incorporate it in India? Also, please explain how to ship your merchandise to the USA using container ships, oh and dont forget to mention the meritime law regarding goods shipped via the international waterlanes?

pwned

 

[redguru]

Agent 86, a frighteningly clumsy and stupid anti-hero whose character is flawed by vanity, greed and cowardice yet is fundamentally decent. While James Bond effortlessly gets everything right, Maxwell Smart flounders through his assignments making catastrophic decisions but triumphs through luck, charm, gizmos and, of course, the help of his brilliant and beautiful partner, Agent 99. He works for the American government in the form of CONTROL, reporting in to a long-suffering Chief, and against KAOS, a free-lance collection of nasties, crooks and maniacs with dreams of world domination. This was the mission statement of a sitcom which ran for five years and achieved cult status on a par with the more serious television spies.Hello... Chief?

From a '90s perspective it is difficult to realise how ground-breaking "Get Smart" was. It was one of the first sitcoms not to be based around a family unit; despite pressure put on by NBC, the network which aired the show, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry refused to write in a lovable mother for Max and there are no cute kids (with the exception of Dr. T, a gum-chewing newsboy who appeared in "The Mysterious Dr. T" and was won over to CONTROL by the charms of 99). There was, initially, a cute dog, Fang, but the mongrel playing the role proved to be as pea-brained as his character and was written out to save on filming time and headaches; a fate later suffered by "Friends'" monkey Marcel. Whereas most sitcoms ended on a cosy moral about family values, if the end of a "Get Smart" episode carried a message it was usually faintly anti-establishment; "the good guys are just as nasty as the bad guys" or "our Government is in a mess" were surprisingly serious statements lurking behind the cheesy punchlines.

 

[Spartacus]

Please explain how to set up a business and incorporate it in India? Also, please explain how to ship your merchandise to the USA using container ships, oh and dont forget to mention the meritime law regarding goods shipped via the international waterlanes?

I have an Indian computer programmer renting a room in my house m-th
I could

 

[Spartacus]

max
do my ass

 

[Arabian]

I have an Indian computer programmer renting a room in my house m-th
I could

LOL, I have hired probably 75 programers from India. Very intelligent people..

 

[H_T_]

why are Japs small?

 

[myway]

I'm smart. I know stuff.

 

[Spartacus]

LOL, I have hired probably 75 programers from India. Very intelligent people..

oh yeah
his wife and kid live 3 hours away so he spends weekends with them
shit he's been here a year now and he's setup a wireless connect to my dsl
I think he like's being away from the wife and kid half the time

 

[needtogetaas]

she is hot.

 

[pdaddy]

Why do Q waves remain constant in an ECG after a myocardial infarction while the ST segment goes back to normal? And what is the likelyhood of a pulmonary embolism occuring after a coronary ablation if the patient is on nitrates and thrombolytics?

 

[redguru]

Why do Q waves remain constant in an ECG after a myocardial infarction while the ST segment goes back to normal? And what is the likelyhood of a pulmonary embolism occuring after a coronary ablation if the patient is on nitrates and thrombolytics?

I'll let BB field this one. Oh wait, he's banananated.

 

[Arabian]

oh yeah
his wife and kid live 3 hours away so he spends weekends with them
shit he's been here a year now and he's setup a wireless connect to my dsl
I think he like's being away from the wife and kid half the time

Ask him about the cuisine and his culture regarding pre-arranged marriages Totally different views...

 

[jackangel]

why does my left nut tingle ever so slightly when i whisper your name?

 

[Spartacus]

Ask him about the cuisine and his culture regarding pre-arranged marriages Totally different views...

I know
funny as I've only met her once
when we met to discuss
she did the bargaining down for him

 

[H_T_]

Get Smart's evil roles were filled by Chaos....

 

[Spartacus]

sarducci or whatever is gonna have to start at the beginning of his own goddamn tread

 

[H_T_]

Roseanna Roseannadanna......

 

[redguru]

sarducci or whatever is gonna have to start at the beginning of his own goddamn tread

 

[sardonicone]

What happens to water if you compress it more and more and more... (It can't just disappear)?

You can't compress water. It is virtually incompressable. (Think about it, the pressures at the bottom of the ocean are immense... and yet, water there is the same density as it is on the surfacce.

What's the square root of my apartment?

Don't be silly; there's no way to compute that unless you give me some numbers to go by.

Do you mean total volume area? Do you just mean square footage? I NEED CRITERIA, MANG!!!!

how many lines of blow till my panties drop?

3 On Tuesdays, 4 every other night.

What is the meaning of life

Life simply wants to exist. Think about it.

What is the name of these equations?

Your image doesn't show up, but I'd have to say it would do something with Maxwell equations...

What is this?

LOL'ER SHOES?

my penis hurts

That isn't a question, yo.

what does a sardonicone sandwich taste like?

Are you saying you want to eat me? *scared*

How many days have you been alive?Me? 10339.

Hmm, let me calculate it real quick. (365*27)+(365-122)+7 =
9855+243+7= 10105.

I always used to get in trouble for not showing my work...

Are you going to answer any of these fucking questions?

You have to be online to do that, if you read "DA RULES" you'd know that I'm not going to be online 24/7.

do you pee in the shower?

To quote George Castanza: It's all pipes.

Ok, this first post is long enough, time for a second one.

 

[needtogetaas]

are you my new wing man.

 

[sardonicone]

When was the last time you had seminal fluids pumped from your stomach?

Uhm...never? However Rod Stewart had one heck of a time having his stomcah pumped for that reason quite a while ago.

Is PICK3 str8?

As straight as a tap-dancing midget in heels and a fairy outfit.

What is the one question you wish someone would ask you?

Uhm... It's more of a request really, and I'm not so sure if I REALLY want them to ask me it. So scratch my first response...

I don't know, I think you've stumped me. When it comes to questions, I'll answer pretty much anything. Now, if you mean instead of questions but more like a conditional statment, then I think I'd love to be asked "Would you like this one billion dollars or a punch in the groin".

I mean, who wouldn't take getting their cock knocked off?

Please explain how to set up a business and incorporate it in India? Also, please explain how to ship your merchandise to the USA using container ships, oh and dont forget to mention the meritime law regarding goods shipped via the international waterlanes?

Fuck that, I'd much rather set up more jobs here in the United States. Too many jobless here for me to start worrying about increasing the gdp of some other nation-state.

 

[sardonicone]

why are Japs small?

Small? As compared to what? Are we talking regional dimorphism or sexual dimorphism?

 

[redguru]

If a canoe is sliding down main street and it loses a wheel, how many pancakes does it take to patch the hole in the doghouse? True or False, with explanation.

 

[sardonicone]

Why do Q waves remain constant in an ECG after a myocardial infarction while the ST segment goes back to normal? And what is the likelyhood of a pulmonary embolism occuring after a coronary ablation if the patient is on nitrates and thrombolytics?

I.. I don't know. I could research it for you, but isn't that kind of like cheating?

 

[sardonicone]

If a canoe is sliding down main street and it loses a wheel, how many pancakes does it take to patch the hole in the doghouse? True or False, with explanation.

False, 2nd law of thermodynamics.

 

[sardonicone]

why does my left nut tingle ever so slightly when i whisper your name?

It's a common side effect of meeting me. Don't worry, it won't pass.

 

[redguru]

False, 2nd law of thermodynamics.

I thought it was true, ice cream doesn't have bones.

 

[sardonicone]

I thought it was true, ice cream doesn't have bones.

Ah, but cheese does come in wheels.

 

[sardonicone]

Alright people, I'll be back on later today. Yesterday was the kids birthday, and today we have a fun filled agenda, packed with a trip to galaxy golf...

Oh boy!

 

[pdaddy]

I.. I don't know. I could research it for you, but isn't that kind of like cheating?

Q waves remain present because there has been necrosis from myocardial ischemia and the atria cannot repolarize. ST segments return to normal because they represent cell injury which is usually always reversbile...if detected before cell death. Ablation will never cause a pulmonary embolism due to the fragments being microscopic and not large large enough to occlude a pulmonic vein or artery, it was a trick question, lol. They can however be lodged in the retina's of the eyes causing blindness, food for thought.

 

[digimon7068]

what does "octane" refer to??

 

[pdaddy]

What is the difference between a tendon and a ligament?

 

[H_T_]

Small? As compared to what? Are we talking regional dimorphism or sexual dimorphism?

i believe it's evolution. due to all of the natural disasters, typhoons, earthquakes, Godzilla, they are adapting to the conditions. allowing them to crawl through the rubble of toppled buildings with greater ease....

 

[digimon7068]

i believe it's evolution. due to all of the natural disasters, typhoons, earthquakes, Godzilla, they are adapting to the conditions. allowing them to crawl through the rubble of toppled buildings with greater ease....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

how many lines of blow till my panties drop?

OMFG

 

[sardonicone]

Q waves remain present because there has been necrosis from myocardial ischemia and the atria cannot repolarize. ST segments return to normal because they represent cell injury which is usually always reversbile...if detected before cell death. Ablation will never cause a pulmonary embolism due to the fragments being microscopic and not large large enough to occlude a pulmonic vein or artery, it was a trick question, lol. They can however be lodged in the retina's of the eyes causing blindness, food for thought.

Well than you good sir for the information. Now where in the devil do I know you from?

what does "octane" refer to??

That is entirely dependent with regards to how you are using the term.

Octane can mean a myraid amount of things, including a rapper persona on Myspace (no lie, there is an Octane there... quite an interesting chap if I do say so myself).

What is the difference between a tendon and a ligament?

Goodie, I know this one!

While both are made essentially from the same materials, tendons connect muscle to bone whereas ligaments connect bone to bone.

 

[sardonicone]

I must say, I expected a great deal more questions of a personal nature than of ones concerning my overall knowledge.

 

[samoth]

I must say, I expected a great deal more questions of a personal nature than of ones concerning my overall knowledge.

Always expect the unexpected here, lol. How was golf? (You missed all the bombing fun earlier, lol.)

 

[sardonicone]

Always expect the unexpected here, lol. How was golf? (You missed all the bombing fun earlier, lol.)

All of the kiddo's stayed inside and played in the huge indoor playplace they have set up.

Which meant, of course, that I'm now pretty worn down from playing tag for the better part of 3 hours.

So, another war broke out? Care to give me the condensed version?

 

[Spartacus]

this place is fucking nutz

 

[samoth]

Care to give me the condensed version?

Kinda what 4ever said, lol.

We never know who's who 'round these parts.

Every war starts with just one little bomb...