yo poodle monkey

[housemusik83]

shoot a pic of your whole cologne collection and post pic

 

[miplank]

i think he has before...hasn't he?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I did, but there's been about 15 bottles added since the pic was taken... let me see if I still have it though.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

What are you giggling at stickboy?

 

[javaguru]

WTF? I have one bottle of D&G Masculine?

 

[digimon7068]

WTF? I have one bottle of D&G Masculine?

i have two cans of axe, vice. . .one in my medicine cabinet and one in my gym locker. . .but. . .then again. . .i'm a cpa

 

[javaguru]

i have two cans of axe, vice. . .one in my medicine cabinet and one in my gym locker. . .but. . .then again. . .i'm a cpa

and you're married so why do you care about smelling good? You already tricked her into marrying you.

 

[miplank]

What are you giggling at stickboy?

your ridiculous infatuation w/cologne.

 

[digimon7068]

and you're married so why do you care about smelling good? You already tricked her into marrying you.

but i DO smell good. . .i get all sorts of favorable comments on my aroma. . .meh. . .whatever. . .i guess i'm a rube. . .fugg'it. . .who cares?

 

[javaguru]

but i DO smell good. . .i get all sorts of favorable comments on my aroma. . .meh. . .whatever. . .i guess i'm a rube. . .fugg'it. . .who cares?

You're married...it doesn't matter.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol, they're all full!

looks kinda nice though against your ghey comforter

 

[calveless wonder]

these are puddle's repressed childhood memories of being called stinkymonkey all the time, manifesting themselves

 

[housemusik83]

what the fuck bro, you have got to be stealing those from somewhere? there is no way you spent over a g on colone

 

[miplank]

what the fuck bro, you have got to be stealing those from somewhere? there is no way you spent over a g on colone

ummm...it's puddles you're talking about here. He's a compulsive shopper, has no wife, no kids, lives alone. What else is he going to do with his money?


Puddles...post up your cd "collection"

 

[housemusik83]

my girl said her girl friends collect perfume, "what is he a bitch" hahaha jus ssayin

 

[housemusik83]

i am too i spend a lot of my money, but i like to spend money on clothes and stuff for my car

 

[housemusik83]

witch one is your fav poodle?

 

[housemusik83]

i have the D&G and BLV

 

[housemusik83]

you dont have the prada, that is my fav, armani white is good too

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol, they're all full!

looks kinda nice though against your ghey comforter

The cologne obsession is a little new, <6 months ago. I tossed all my old stuff and started from scratch.


The comforter was picked out by a female, I use it for a lot of my pics, shows I didn't pull some random shit off the internet.


Anything else you'd like to discuss?

 

[housemusik83]

im a litle drunk right now

 

[puddlemonkey]

my girl said her girl friends collect perfume, "what is he a bitch" hahaha jus ssayin

You know, I find that I can hold my own in a conversation about perfume. Ladies seem to like the discussion. I guess you could always talk cars with a butch

 

[puddlemonkey]

ummm...it's puddles you're talking about here. He's a compulsive shopper, has no wife, no kids, lives alone. What else is he going to do with his money?


Puddles...post up your cd "collection"

 

[miplank]

see who you're dealing w/...


post a pic of your dvd "collection"

lolol

 

[puddlemonkey]

you dont have the prada, that is my fav

I have the mini, it's pretty good.

 

[digimon7068]

You're married...it doesn't matter.

my wife likes the way i smell. . .'course she likes the way my son smells too. . .and he usually smells like play-doh. . .you may be right

 

[mwm5]

u'd think with all that bitch bait he'd at least get laid every once in a while.

 

[puddlemonkey]

witch one is your fav poodle?

That's tough... I'm fond of many.


Tom Ford
Hanae Mori
Canali Black Diamond
Christian Dior Homme
Vera Wang
John Varvatos
Gucci Pour Homme II
Burberry Touch

 

[puddlemonkey]

u'd think with all that bitch bait he'd at least get laid every once in a while.

 

[digimon7068]

im a litle drunk right now

it's 11:30-something EST and i'm still cranking out tax returns. . .fucker. . .

 

[puddlemonkey]

I buy everything in bulk, so what.

 

[miplank]

yeah, obviously you don't

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

Now if you'll excuse me, my g/f doesn't like it when I'm late.

 

[miplank]

whipped already?

 

[digimon7068]

it's 11:30-something EST and i'm still cranking out tax returns. . .fucker. . .

and in about a half-hour, i'm gonna drink my energized expand. . .then i'm gonna do cardio and delts. . .then i'm gonna hit my right cheek with a little hrt. . .then i'm gonna go home, eat some leftovers, mix myself up a giant margarita and play guitar for a half-hour while i mellow out. . .so i can get up manyana and do it again. . .wash. . .rinse. . .repeat. . .

 

[calveless wonder]

You know, I find that I can hold my own in a conversation about perfume. Ladies seem to like the discussion.

while you're at it maybe you can expand your knowledge on douches, tampons and makeup

 

[calveless wonder]

Saltymonkey?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Saltymonkey?

I'll drop a load in your mouth and you can tell me.

 

[housemusik83]

lmao damn bro, thats a lotttttttttt of cds

 

[shrimp poboy]

When you smell like that dude you need all the help you can to cover his stink

 

[ortiz34]

This is almost sad

 

[hurricane]

what a waste of money!! nice....

 

[mwm5]

wtf bro....u have some childhood issues u need to discuss with someone. how many cd's is that?

 

[ortiz34]

wtf bro....u have some childhood issues u need to discuss with someone.

olololol

 

[miplank]

I'll drop a load in your mouth and you can tell me.

lmfaoh

 

[housemusik83]

show us your closet bro i want see type and amounts of clothes you have

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf bro....u have some childhood issues u need to discuss with someone. how many cd's is that?

Lets see, I use to work at a radio station and I use to own a distro. I also use to record and bootleg live shows, I've made more off of music than spent. Anything else you tools would like to discuss?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I never seen beyond seven condoms must be american best in there is the aqua blue durex they taste minty!

 

[shrimp poboy]

Lets see, I use to work at a radio station and I use to own a distro. I also use to record and bootleg live shows, I've made more off of music than spent. Anything else you tools would like to discuss?

Pics?

 

[puddlemonkey]

show us your closet bro i want see type and amounts of clothes you have

I have a shitload of clothes. I don't drop $300 on a shirt or anything though.

I'll be back later to check on the jealousy meter, I have lots to accomplish while the sun is out. It snowed late last night, got stuck driving home in it in the wrong vehicle.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pics?

Of me working at the radio station? lol



KISW 99.9 Seattle based rock station. Look it up yourself.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I never seen beyond seven condoms must be american best in there is the aqua blue durex they taste minty!

Yeah, I heard they were minty tasting. I just take the girls word for it though. Durex makes the best condoms, I despise Trojan. If I wanted the feeling of fucking with a tin can on my dick I'd just put a tin can on my dick.

 

[ortiz34]

I used durex back in the day

Now I just bare back and let loads blow

 

[housemusik83]

condoms? what are they?

 

[eliteandy]

Wish i had my own website..... PuddleMonkey lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

I used durex back in the day

Now I just bare back and let loads blow

lol@you getting laid back in the day



or now while married

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wish i had my own website..... PuddleMonkey lol

I should sue her for making such a gay website.