CA peeps can't drive worth of crappoop. I was standing behind some tall skinny broad at some food joint and looked down to see possibly the greatest ass I have seen in a while. it was the perfect bubble. unfortunately, and shame the fuck on me, I reached for the cell piece but it was in the hotel room. but my point here is, I am kind of psychotic about asses like that. I just stood there, 2 feet from her, and stared for at least 5 minutes. anyone could have been watching me watching her. I couldn't stop. then I honestly felt my hand move and seriously considered just grabbing it. how could I not??? it was just - there. my fucking God. an ass like that could make me into a lesser man.