yo, i keep hearing a noise.

[stilleto]

it's a really high pitched noise, that gets deeper and deeper and then suddently stops and starts up again in 30 seconds. my kids swear they aren't doing anything and then they joke about me needing psych meds, but i swear i hear something.

it won't stop. the dogs don't seem to hear or mind it.

I thought teenagers can hear noises that adults can't, why is this happening? what is it?

 

[jack sparrow]

It's the Phone Cops man.

 

[vixensghost]

I know. It's your vibe's batteries taking a puke in the drawer.

 

[stilleto]

It's the Phone Cops man.

i checked the phones and the alarm things, and I can't even tell where it's coming from. it's like its everywhere, but its not outside.

ok, i didn't go outside, but it sounds like it's inside, not out.

 

[stilleto]

I know. It's your vibe's batteries taking a puke in the drawer.

that would suck.


goodnight. nyquil just kicked in. i hit that wall.

 

[digimon7068]

you thought you heard someone cumming??

that was me.

 

[stilleto]

also, time is moving very slowly. i think i looked at the clock before i went to investigate the noise and then i got something to drink and I stopped and kissed my dog and I turned off the light in my studio and came back here and only 1 minute had passed which is impossible.

 

[stilleto]

i am serious btw. not joking. now time moved fast- from the time i wrote that last post to now, 2 minutes passed and i typed that super fast and then came right back to it.

 

[jack sparrow]

Remember that part in your schedule today where you were gonna stop and smoke? You didn't stop, did you?

 

[Smurfy]

lmao

 

[stilleto]

Remember that part in your schedule today where you were gonna stop and smoke? You didn't stop, did you?

that was a wierd thing that i shouldn't post about, but holy shit.

my muscles are sore from being tense for so long.

either that, or its my flu shot ramifications.

 

[Cal_21]

also, time is moving very slowly. i think i looked at the clock before i went to investigate the noise and then i got something to drink and I stopped and kissed my dog and I turned off the light in my studio and came back here and only 1 minute had passed which is impossible.

Before me?

 

[stilleto]

lmao

i did go to the post office today.

 

[stilleto]

Before me?

my dog is so cute and little and he licks between my toes for so long
goodnight.

 

[jack sparrow]

that was a wierd thing that i shouldn't post about, but holy shit.

my muscles are sore from being tense for so long.

either that, or its my flu shot ramifications.

Nothing wrong with a little perfectly legal pipe tobacco around mid-day.

I agree with Vix, I think it's probably the battery operated apparatus you keep in the drawer.

 

[needtogetarmy]

....ummm....its the smokes...

 

[musclemom]

Flu shot.

Barometric changes.

Nyquil.

BTW, did the tone change if you turned your head from left to right?

 

[AAP]

It's a ghost stuck in your screen door.

 

[nimbus]

poor little lamb. get some sleep. tomorrow is a new day

 

[stilleto]

Flu shot.

Barometric changes.

Nyquil.

BTW, did the tone change if you turned your head from left to right?

i don't know. i don't hear it anymore but i woke up with a cold.

 

[vixensghost]

A cold? One word: Zicam! I prefer the nasal swabs over the spray.

However, you really need to start swabing the nose at the first signs of a cold coming on.

 

[jack sparrow]

A cold? One word: Zicam! I prefer the nasal swabs over the spray.

However, you really need to start swabing the nose at the first signs of a cold coming on.

I was buying a coffee at 7-11 the day before yesterday, and the girl behind the counter was hacking like a beast all over the register and my change. I don't feel anything just yet but someone told me to get ahold of Zicam. Is it really that good? I heard it tastes like shit.

 

[vixensghost]

I was buying a coffee at 7-11 the day before yesterday, and the girl behind the counter was hacking like a beast all over the register and my change. I don't feel anything just yet but someone told me to get ahold of Zicam. Is it really that good? I heard it tastes like shit.

Buy the nose swabs. You MUST swab every three hours though! You can't taste a thing.

I swear by 'em. Once anyone in this house feels a cold coming on, start Zicam and it'll knock the cold on it's ass.

 

[AAP]

I was buying a coffee at 7-11 the day before yesterday, and the girl behind the counter was hacking like a beast all over the register and my change. I don't feel anything just yet but someone told me to get ahold of Zicam. Is it really that good? I heard it tastes like shit.

That is grounds for legitimate shoplifting right there.

 

[jack sparrow]

I'll get some Zicam then...I can't afford to get a cold two years in a row. It's just not me.

AAP: Can I sue the bitch? Where's Heather?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Buy the nose swabs. You MUST swab every three hours though! You can't taste a thing.

I swear by 'em. Once anyone in this house feels a cold coming on, start Zicam and it'll knock the cold on it's ass.

can you use the nose swabs for rec use?

 

[nimbus]

can you use the nose swabs for rec use?

in more ways than you realize!

 

[stilleto]

ok, so time is moving at a normal pace now and I don't hear any noise, but i look different today. I can't place it, but when i look in the mirror, it's not me.




wait, i just looked and now its fine. nevermind.

 

[Smurfy]

Buy the nose swabs. You MUST swab every three hours though! You can't taste a thing.

I swear by 'em. Once anyone in this house feels a cold coming on, start Zicam and it'll knock the cold on it's ass.

every three hours for how long?

 

[eddymerckx]

i get it right before a cold also--or w.sinuses in the spring/fall...only once in a while does it changes to voices telling me to burn things