Yay another diet pill

[Lao Tzu]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../nm/20040716/hl_nm/life_australia_exercise_dc

Its an AMP-activated protein kinase enzyme. I don't know if they know how to activate it or make it artificially yet. It's going to be neat in 30 years when obesity no longer exists.

 

[jerseyart]

It doesn't work Porky if you keep stuffing your face with twinkies. I get that you find phallic symbols irresistability appealing in your mouth. Just find another boyfriend besides GL willing to let you go down on him. I understand Project is very lonely since the biker gang dumped him off on the side of the road in favor of a younger man bitch

 

[bran987]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../nm/20040716/hl_nm/life_australia_exercise_dc

Its an AMP-activated protein kinase enzyme. I don't know if they know how to activate it or make it artificially yet. It's going to be neat in 30 years when obesity no longer exists.

really think it will take 30 years?

 

[sawastea]

Alas, there is a catch:

"This enzyme is activated during exercise and it accelerates your metabolism to make up for the energy deficit in your muscle that's been created by exercise,"

You have to excercise. So much for that idea...

 

[bran987]

Alas, there is a catch:






You have to excercise. So much for that idea...

oh, good call
scratch that one
back to the drawing board

 

[Lao Tzu]

You have to excercise. So much for that idea...

Nope, they are making an artificial version of the enzyme created when you exercise.

 

[Lao Tzu]

It doesn't work Porky if you keep stuffing your face with twinkies. I get that you find phallic symbols irresistability appealing in your mouth. Just find another boyfriend besides GL willing to let you go down on him. I understand Project is very lonely since the biker gang dumped him off on the side of the road in favor of a younger man bitch

I'm one step away from a full blown eating disorder, and you may be the catalyst that pushes me over the edge. do you want that on your conscience?

 

[cmdubs]

I don't understand why people can't just excercise and diet...if heart disease isn't motivation enough..then looking at their fat ass in the mirror on a daily basis should be.

People are weak.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I don't understand why people can't just excercise and diet...if heart disease isn't motivation enough..then looking at their fat ass in the mirror on a daily basis should be.

People are weak.

For the same reason we have remote controls, drive throughs, automobiles, electric can openers and millions of other conveniences. People are weak and conserve energy.