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Ya ever develope Tourettes while having road rage...

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over simple discourteous drivers? i turn into Don Rickles on Halotestin. i cram about 11 swear words together in one breath, usually with the windows down. did it today, a bit rainy and slick out. kinda easy to get really pissed off.....i like to swear. what are some of your favortie swear words?? my litany is cocksuckermutherfuckersonofafuckingbitch! i need some camomile tea...
 
man, some awesome swearing going on in here. where's Frisky? she's got quite the foul mouth.....
 
i usually chase them if its bad enough,like they damn near caused an accident then I go tourettes,when I was 17 I grabbed a guy by the throat through his window at a stop light,cocksucker cut us off so bad had to lock up the brakes and come to a complete stop
 
i usually bark the tires at every light/stop sign, just to show how badass i am...
as well, i always drive with the window down and my arm dangling outside.
people know better when they see the 14 inch pythons, they leave well enough alone
 
What pisses me off about driving on the road is when I am right. Meaning, if I'm behind someone in an SUV and they are driving like Nick Nolte, then I say "Probably a fucking women on her cell phone." When it is a women, and I can predict it, I get even more angered over it.
 
I used to make my own shortcuts around inept drivers when I had my jeep. I wish some of those "take no shit" moments were recorded... funny shit.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I used to make my own shortcuts around inept drivers when I had my jeep. I wish some of those "take no shit" moments were recorded... funny shit.
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driving on the shoulder?
 
foreigngirl said:
driving on the shoulder?
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Actually funny you should mention, yeah there were some of those times. Some with snowbanks.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Actually funny you should mention, yeah there were some of those times. Some with snowbanks.
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and you having an SUV made you so certain that nothing gonna happen to you. :) I've seen more SUVs stuck in the snow on a side of a highway exit than cars :lmao:
 
foreigngirl said:
and you having an SUV made you so certain that nothing gonna happen to you. :) I've seen more SUVs stuck in the snow on a side of a highway exit than cars :lmao:
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My jeep was custom. I knew it's limits well, and nothing close to a street or highway ever posed a problem.


Sadly....it's possessed or something and I had to get something else. Still over the course of the last couple winters, 7 garages in 4 different towns, no mechanic has found out what's wrong with it. :(
I still have hope though.
And that is why they say...it's a jeep thing.
 
only 2 things make me angry when driving.
1. women talking on a cell phone. i dare you to count the number of women who don't talk on their cell phones while driving. it doesn't happen. women never stop talking. ever. women must think that it is considered "Loser Status" if you are not talking on the phone to someone.

2. Old men with hats. next time you almost wreck, look at who caused it. million bucks says it was an old man with a hat.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
My jeep was custom. I knew it's limits well, and nothing close to a street or highway ever posed a problem.


Sadly....it's possessed or something and I had to get something else. Still over the course of the last couple winters, 7 garages in 4 different towns, no mechanic has found out what's wrong with it. :(
I still have hope though.
And that is why they say...it's a jeep thing.
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thats sad. I hope they get your baby working




HT - I've seen plenty men on the cell phone, with th eonly difference - they had that blue tooth piece in their ear.
 
foreigngirl said:
thats sad. I hope they get your baby working




HT - I've seen plenty men on the cell phone, with th eonly difference - they had that blue tooth piece in their ear.
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well then. it would seem that men win again.
 
foreigngirl said:
thats sad. I hope they get your baby working




HT - I've seen plenty men on the cell phone, with th eonly difference - they had that blue tooth piece in their ear.
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Thanks fg, and yes there are plenty of men on cells while driving, which imo is even worse than women. I've read that women are naturally better at multitasking than men. Plus, guys yapping on their cell while driving is kinda :rainbow: as it is.
 
HumanTarget said:
only 2 things make me angry when driving.
1. women talking on a cell phone. i dare you to count the number of women who don't talk on their cell phones while driving. it doesn't happen. women never stop talking. ever. women must think that it is considered "Loser Status" if you are not talking on the phone to someone.

2. Old men with hats. next time you almost wreck, look at who caused it. million bucks says it was an old man with a hat.
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Why do women always slow down and tap thier brakes while talking on a cell? Can't chew bubblegum and walk at the same time?

I fly by them eating a Wendy's Classic Triple, talking on my two-way, steering with my knee, adjusting the radio and yelling out the window, "Where'd ya get your fuggin license, slut?"
 
redguru said:
I fly by them eating a Wendy's Classic Triple, talking on my two-way, steering with my knee, adjusting the radio and yelling out the window, "Where'd ya get your fuggin license, slut?"
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lol.....aint that true
 
not to take a side here, but I know a few cops down here and they say 75% of all accidents are women talking on cell phones. not saying men don't do it.....but the statistic speaks for itself. I don't think anyone should be on a damn phone while driving tho. That sets me in to Road Rage x 10, that and assholes that pull out in front of you and drive 10 mph.

Oh and I'm a "Jesuschristyoustupidfuckingasslearntofuckin'drive" guy myself.
 
When I'm highly stressed or tired, I sometimes stutter. Feel like an idiot.
 
nope, but I do cause it in others now and then

Whiskey
 
theoak01 said:
i usually chase them if its bad enough,like they damn near caused an accident then I go tourettes,when I was 17 I grabbed a guy by the throat through his window at a stop light,cocksucker cut us off so bad had to lock up the brakes and come to a complete stop
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Sorry bro. I was late for the gym that day.
 
I've found a certain fondness for motherfucker, whoremaster, cocklicking sleazebag. Oh, & due to a certain convo I had on hear last year I try to work ass-rape into it somewhere.
 
theoak01 said:
lol damn you use to be skinny then.

btw why you still up dude,shift change?
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No, I work str* days. My fukin sinuses.
I took a pill & can feel them draining. Going back to bed soon.
Thx
 
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