Wulfgar

[binö]

be honest bro
have you ever really laid a steamer?
you gotta be kidding, right????

 

[wootoom]

lol thats all he ever ever talks about its awesome

 

[Raptorex]

 

[needtogetarmy]

"steamer" as in a gay man?

I'm an old man, I have no clue what the hell this means.

 

[borris]

lol

 

[nimbus]

great thread

 

[GUARDIAN]

r u asking wulfgar to provide photographic evidence? this i gotta see!

 

[Wulfgar]

Dude
I dont shit and tell
wtf?

my mom raised me better than that

 

[walliwalibus]

Hahahaha

 

[binö]

Dude
I dont shit and tell
wtf?

my mom raised me better than that

who on EF do you think would be most likely to enjoy a healthy steamer?
the artsy/craftsy crowd (HR/BlueBird)?
the emo crowd (stefka/cal/samote)?
the angry older wemmin crowd (blueta/BM)?
the horny mom crowd (smurfy/curvy)?
the muscle chic crowd (QT/tatanya) ?

 

[binö]

"steamer" as in a gay man?

I'm an old man, I have no clue what the hell this means.

feces expelled on a damsels chest

 

[crazyjoe]

who on EF do you think would be most likely to enjoy a healthy steamer?
the artsy/craftsy crowd (HR/BlueBird)?
the emo crowd (stefka/cal/samote)?
the angry older wemmin crowd (blueta/BM)?
the horny mom crowd (smurfy/curvy)?

stiletto

 

[calveless wonder]

who on EF do you think would be most likely to enjoy a healthy steamer?
the artsy/craftsy crowd (HR/BlueBird)?
the emo crowd (stefka/cal/samote)?
the angry older wemmin crowd (blueta/BM)?
the horny mom crowd (smurfy/curvy)?
the muscle chic crowd (QT/tatanya) ?

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love the breakdown

 

[calveless wonder]

wulfgar is the last person to have ever have to lie about anything....

but i do think hes joking, or exaggerating. at least i hope

i wish i had a little bit of wulfgar personality in me (no homo)

 

[ceo]

Dude
I dont shit and tell
wtf?

my mom raised me better than that

ololololo

agreed. when I drop a duece, it's a private moment.

 

[binö]

wulfgar is the last person to have ever have to lie about anything....

but i do think hes joking, or exaggerating. at least i hope

i wish i had a little bit of wulfgar personality in me (no homo)

if you or I were to proposition a lass into accepting a steamer-via-chest,
we would get slapped/cursed out/accussed of being a deviant.
when wulfgar does it, he get's thanked
lollol
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8002779-post89.html

 

[calveless wonder]

if you or I were to proposition a lass into accepting a steamer-via-chest,
we would get slapped/cursed out/accussed of being a deviant.
when wulfgar does it, he get's thanked
lollol
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8002779-post89.html

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo!

the power of the mind....

i think people can't do that shit because they believe they can't/dont want to.If it's true, wulfgar has alot going for him so i'm sure he just wants to push the envelope as far as possible. like a power, dominance thing.

if its true, he KNOWS he can get away with it. fuckin crazy...

i never believe i can pull crazy shit off. a threesome is like woo woo for me, and thats like only when i have everything in the world going for me

 

[Wulfgar]

This is a good bro thread for sure

and Bino, in answer to your question:

All of the above

for various reasons

-The HR's like it cause under the artsy persona they are dirty little deviant whores who like to be naughty as possible. Breaks the mold so to speak
-The emo's like it mainly just cause they are emo
-The angry older women usually just want an extra strong man to put them in their place constanty. A nice fat turd on the chest accomplishes this nicely and makes them feel loved.
-And the muscle chicks are down for ANYTHING when they are cycling for a show. Anavar will make a chick contemplate fucking a hippo. The steamy number 2 is mild in comparison. I screwed a bodybuilder girl once. Her clit felt like a thumb tickling my inner thigh. When it was hard she asked me if she could try to fuck me with the thing.

 

[calveless wonder]

This is a good bro thread for sure

and Bino, in answer to your question:

All of the above

for various reasons

-The HR's like it cause under the artsy persona they are dirty little deviant whores who like to be naughty as possible. Breaks the mold so to speak
-The emo's like it mainly just cause they are emo
-The angry older women usually just want an extra strong man to put them in their place constanty. A nice fat turd on the chest accomplishes this nicely and makes them feel loved.
-And the muscle chicks are down for ANYTHING when they are cycling for a show. Anavar will make a chick contemplate fucking a hippo. The steamy number 2 is mild in comparison. I screwed a bodybuilder girl once. Her clit felt like a thumb tickling my inner thigh. When it was hard she asked me if she could try to fuck me with the thing.

lol....all of that makes 100% sense.

 

[silverstar1025]

if you or I were to proposition a lass into accepting a steamer-via-chest,
we would get slapped/cursed out/accussed of being a deviant.
when wulfgar does it, he get's thanked
lollol
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8002779-post89.html

LMAO dude I would not let the guy drop one on me. Hell no! I said thanks because he seems like a picky guy so although I would not be down for it I took it as a compliment that I am hot enough for him to have such thoughts. I am sorry, but I am very into hygiene and all that no way I would be turned on by that. I would vomit.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm gonna puke.

 

[ceo]

I would vomit.

You're in luck! Wulfgar's into that too!!!

 

[musclemom]

I screwed a bodybuilder girl once. Her clit felt like a thumb tickling my inner thigh. When it was hard she asked me if she could try to fuck me with the thing.

Inquiring minds want to know what your response was

 

[calveless wonder]

You're in luck! Wulfgar's into that too!!!

how many times do i gotta tell you

thats not his cup of tea(or turds)!!!!!!!!!

 

[silverstar1025]

You're in luck! Wulfgar's into that too!!!

lol gross!! Seriously though I hope he is joking around about that stuff. I don't know how that could turn anyone on.

 

[Wulfgar]

You're in luck! Wulfgar's into that too!!!

not big on the vomiting my man

more of a pooper

 

[binö]

LMAO dude I would not let the guy drop one on me. Hell no! I said thanks because he seems like a picky guy so although I would not be down for it I took it as a compliment that I am hot enough for him to have such thoughts. I am sorry, but I am very into hygiene and all that no way I would be turned on by that. I would vomit.

i was just kidding


but, do you really think it's ever a compliment when a guy wants to deuce on your chest????

 

[seaking420]

You're in luck! Wulfgar's into that too!!!

lol


That my new pickup line...........Im going to walk up to the next chic I see and I say hey there sweet thang.........I would love to drop a deuce on you

 

[silverstar1025]

i was just kidding


but, do you really think it's ever a compliment when a guy wants to deuce on your chest????

No again I just took that as a compliment as in he thinks I am attractive to make such a statement. I guess like when someone says "I will hit it" It does not mean you want them to you just take that as their way of complimenting you. ANYWAY, I am not into poop, pee, vomit, or animals. lol

 

[Kano]

I guess its sweeping the nation.. everyone is dropping it on everyones chest

 

[binö]

Inquiring minds want to know what your response was

i think it's safe to assume he obliged

 

[binö]

No again I just took that as a compliment as in he thinks I am attractive to make such a statement. I guess like when someone says "I will hit it" It does not mean you want them to you just take that as their way of complimenting you. ANYWAY, I am not into poop, pee, vomit, or animals. lol

lomaoaoaoololl
i'm honestly lol'ing like a school girl.

 

[silverstar1025]

lomaoaoaoololl
i'm honestly lol'ing like a school girl.

 

[musclemom]

Look, I'm not saying this in a judgemental way, believe it or not, but I'm sorry, there is no way that being shate upon is in any shape, form or fashion a compliment, not in our species, not in any other species. Go to the zoo, monkey's fling poop at their enemies and to piss each other off. Even animals know what shit is.

Wulf has a fetish. You've heard of people who are into leather or latex, into dressing like babies, into shoes or feet, into being beaten or being tied up, into animals or dead bodies, well included in that general grouping are those folks who get their ya-yas off by playing with bodily fluids, which include vomit, blood, piss and shit.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Wulfgar how's the bidding going on the Scarlet Johanson date.

 

[blueta2]

This is a good bro thread for sure

and Bino, in answer to your question:

All of the above

for various reasons

-The HR's like it cause under the artsy persona they are dirty little deviant whores who like to be naughty as possible. Breaks the mold so to speak
-The emo's like it mainly just cause they are emo
-The angry older women usually just want an extra strong man to put them in their place constanty. A nice fat turd on the chest accomplishes this nicely and makes them feel loved.
-And the muscle chicks are down for ANYTHING when they are cycling for a show. Anavar will make a chick contemplate fucking a hippo. The steamy number 2 is mild in comparison. I screwed a bodybuilder girl once. Her clit felt like a thumb tickling my inner thigh. When it was hard she asked me if she could try to fuck me with the thing.

LOL....you are insane.............as is Bino....LOL

 

[Wulfgar]

Wulfgar how's the bidding going on the Scarlet Johanson date.

its over 38K

i am out of the running as they never approved me or even responded to my request for a screening

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

its over 38K

i am out of the running as they never approved me or even responded to my request for a screening

They probably read this thread lol.

 

[Wulfgar]

Look, I'm not saying this in a judgemental way, believe it or not, but I'm sorry, there is no way that being shate upon is in any shape, form or fashion a compliment, not in our species, not in any other species. Go to the zoo, monkey's fling poop at their enemies and to piss each other off. Even animals know what shit is.

Wulf has a fetish. You've heard of people who are into leather or latex, into dressing like babies, into shoes or feet, into being beaten or being tied up, into animals or dead bodies, well included in that general grouping are those folks who get their ya-yas off by playing with bodily fluids, which include vomit, blood, piss and shit.

You got me all wrong... :hug:

 

[Wulfgar]

They probably read this thread lol.

i dont know bro
i sent the request in 2 times
gave em my info, financial situation etc..

nothin

i think these things are rigged

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

i dont know bro
i sent the request in 2 times
gave em my info, financial situation etc..

nothin

i think these things are rigged

I wanna see who ends up going out with her though. 1% chance it'll be a high roller class act, 99% it'll be someone with desperation written across his forehead. Or maybe a lezbo.

 

[GUARDIAN]

my friend and I were talking about this. i jokingly told him to cash in his 401k. he said he would have a better chance volunteering at that charity she is a part of and meeting her that way....

 

[Wulfgar]

the only way i could feasibly see spending the cash is as a write off 4 my company

which is what i would have done. my acountant even gave me the ok

 

[curvymommy]

I guess its sweeping the nation.. everyone is dropping it on everyones chest

Whatever Kano. Let's just retire to the couch with some cookies like normal ppl. I am so bucking this trend!

 

[Wulfgar]

LMAO dude I would not let the guy drop one on me. Hell no! I said thanks because he seems like a picky guy so although I would not be down for it I took it as a compliment that I am hot enough for him to have such thoughts. I am sorry, but I am very into hygiene and all that no way I would be turned on by that. I would vomit.

 

[binö]

Look, I'm not saying this in a judgemental way, believe it or not, but I'm sorry, there is no way that being shate upon is in any shape, form or fashion a compliment, not in our species, not in any other species. Go to the zoo, monkey's fling poop at their enemies and to piss each other off. Even animals know what shit is.

Wulf has a fetish. You've heard of people who are into leather or latex, into dressing like babies, into shoes or feet, into being beaten or being tied up, into animals or dead bodies, well included in that general grouping are those folks who get their ya-yas off by playing with bodily fluids, which include vomit, blood, piss and shit.

MM's sciency explanation has killed the fun and humor in this thread

 

[binö]

This is a good bro thread for sure

and Bino, in answer to your question:

All of the above

for various reasons

-The HR's like it cause under the artsy persona they are dirty little deviant whores who like to be naughty as possible. Breaks the mold so to speak
-The emo's like it mainly just cause they are emo
-The angry older women usually just want an extra strong man to put them in their place constanty. A nice fat turd on the chest accomplishes this nicely and makes them feel loved.
-And the muscle chicks are down for ANYTHING when they are cycling for a show. Anavar will make a chick contemplate fucking a hippo. The steamy number 2 is mild in comparison. I screwed a bodybuilder girl once. Her clit felt like a thumb tickling my inner thigh. When it was hard she asked me if she could try to fuck me with the thing.

so i gather a steamy duece is the perfect gift for all ladies of different stripes!

 

[nimbus]

so i gather a steamy duece is the perfect gift for all ladies of different stripes!

desperation bump...sad really

 

[binö]

desperation bump...sad really

i don't think it's done in desperation

 

[silverstar1025]

Bino won't let this thread die.

 

[binö]

Bino won't let this thread die.

it's developed a cult following

 

[silverstar1025]

it's developed a cult following

lol you are interested in the art of laying steamers now?

 

[binö]

lol you are interested in the art of laying steamers now?

i need some pointers via experienced wemmin folk like yourself

 

[silverstar1025]

i need some pointers via experienced wemmin folk like yourself

lol nah that is one thing I will not do. I am all about cleanliness and that my sir is not clean.

 

[Wulfgar]

so i gather a steamy duece is the perfect gift for all ladies of different stripes!

I kinda lost interest in this tread after MM's antideuceology rant...

 

[Wulfgar]

lol nah that is one thing I will not do. I am all about cleanliness and that my sir is not clean.

if i had a nickel for everytime ive heard that line...

not long after they are begging for the steamy turd

 

[musclemom]

I kinda lost interest in this tread after MM's antideuceology rant...

You lost me when you said you're not a fetishist Some of my best friends are fetishists.

I tried to send you a private message but you're box is all full ...

Between your poo and me begging B'mom to spit in a glass

 

[binö]

I kinda lost interest in this tread after MM's antideuceology rant...

i dunno, it seems that if anyone was craving a juicy duece, it would be MM...she understands and can appreciate the science behind it

 

[Wulfgar]

You lost me when you said you're not a fetishist Some of my best friends are fetishists.

I tried to send you a private message but you're box is all full ...

Between your poo and me begging B'mom to spit in a glass

I wouldnt exactly say Im a fetishist cause I like crapping on women

there are lots of kinky things I like to do to women.

and ya, i have been posting some on the jooser forum and I got a bunch of messages from good bros asking for help

 

[Wulfgar]

i dunno, it seems that if anyone was craving a juicy duece, it would be MM...she understands and can appreciate the science behind it

TITTYCREDIT

 

[musclemom]

i dunno, it seems that if anyone was craving a juicy duece, it would be MM...she understands and can appreciate the science behind it

Uh, no.

Umm, let me clarify:

OH HELL FUCKING NO!!!

First of all, I have this thing about sex, I only do it with my husband and it's about love and poop has nothing to do with love.

Second of all, I have this thing about poo, as in, I don't want to hear it, smell it, or know about it. As far as I'm concerned, you don't poo and neither do I. In a long term, monogamous relationship you need to do SOMETHING to maintain some fucking mystery!

Finally, remember I did animal rescue for years and years? Yeah, well my family also owned horses from the time I was 6 until I was 13. Between dogs, cats, horses, ponies, ferrets, rabbits, mice and rats and my son's diapers I've cleaned up quite enough shit to last this and the next two lifetimes. There is nothing erotic, romantic or even vaguely lacivious about shit in my book. It's just one more pile of something you can potentially step in until it gets cleaned up.

 

[Wulfgar]

Uh, no.

Umm, let me clarify:

OH HELL FUCKING NO!!!

First of all, I have this thing about sex, I only do it with my husband and it's about love and poop has nothing to do with love.

Second of all, I have this thing about poo, as in, I don't want to hear it, smell it, or know about it. As far as I'm concerned, you don't poo and neither do I. In a long term, monogamous relationship you need to do SOMETHING to maintain some fucking mystery!

Finally, remember I did animal rescue for years and years? Yeah, well my family also owned horses from the time I was 6 until I was 13. Between dogs, cats, horses, ponies, ferrets, rabbits, mice and rats and my son's diapers I've cleaned up quite enough shit to last this and the next two lifetimes. There is nothing erotic, romantic or even vaguely lacivious about shit in my book. It's just one more pile of something you can potentially step in until it gets cleaned up.

what kind of relationship doesnt involve poop talk?
do you fart in front of each othere?

 

[binö]

what kind of relationship doesnt involve poop talk?
do you fart in front of each othere?

i woulda thought duecing woulda been a part of MM's religious ceremonies

 

[Wulfgar]

i woulda thought duecing woulda been a part of MM's religious ceremonies

Who knew?

 

[binö]

Who knew?

silverstar and MM have both gotten heated towards me for insuaiting they enjoyed a healthy duece
this is a controversial topic

 

[silverstar1025]

Uh, no.

Umm, let me clarify:

OH HELL FUCKING NO!!!

First of all, I have this thing about sex, I only do it with my husband and it's about love and poop has nothing to do with love.

Second of all, I have this thing about poo, as in, I don't want to hear it, smell it, or know about it. As far as I'm concerned, you don't poo and neither do I. In a long term, monogamous relationship you need to do SOMETHING to maintain some fucking mystery!

Finally, remember I did animal rescue for years and years? Yeah, well my family also owned horses from the time I was 6 until I was 13. Between dogs, cats, horses, ponies, ferrets, rabbits, mice and rats and my son's diapers I've cleaned up quite enough shit to last this and the next two lifetimes. There is nothing erotic, romantic or even vaguely lacivious about shit in my book. It's just one more pile of something you can potentially step in until it gets cleaned up.

Same here I could never do anything with poop no matter how kinky I am. My hubby and I do not go to a bathroom near each other and don't even pass gas around each other. I don't want to hear or smell anything from the back door. Backdoor is only fun when clean.

 

[binö]

Silverstar cannot get enough of this thread
should we sticky it for her?

 

[silverstar1025]

Silverstar cannot get enough of this thread
should we sticky it for her?

LOL!! You guys just crack me up is all. I can't get enough of you guys Nothing wrong with liking different things it's just not my thing.

 

[binö]

LOL!! You guys just crack me up is all. I can't get enough of you guys Nothing wrong with liking different things it's just not my thing.

believe me i'm just as disgusted with the notion of deucing as you "allege" to be...(teehee)
but wulfgar's brazenness is fascinating

 

[silverstar1025]

believe me i'm just as disgusted with the notion of deucing as you "allege" to be...(teehee)
but wulfgar's brazenness is fascinating

He is interesting I just find it hard to believe that he does it. I mean Wulfgar does it turn you on or do you just think it is funny? Is it one of those things like doing the back door it's pretty uncommon or whatever so it excites you? I just don't know how anyone can like that on the giving or receiving end.

 

[binö]

He is interesting I just find it hard to believe that he does it. I mean Wulfgar does it turn you on or do you just think it is funny? Is it one of those things like doing the back door it's pretty uncommon or whatever so it excites you? I just don't know how anyone can like that on the giving or receiving end.

it's a primitive action, akin to caveman days
like a dog marking his turf...the initial shock on the lassess face would be video worthy imo

 

[curvymommy]

Same here I could never do anything with poop no matter how kinky I am. My hubby and I do not go to a bathroom near each other and don't even pass gas around each other. I don't want to hear or smell anything from the back door. Backdoor is only fun when clean.

I am so jealous that your DH doesn't even toot on/around you! He's my hero.

It's not like he holds my head under the down comfortor after he farts like he used to do to his bro. but close!

 

[silverstar1025]

it's a primitive action, akin to caveman days
like a dog marking his turf...the initial shock on the lassess face would be video worthy imo

LOL yeah I am sure the girls in the moment are like "yeah baby give it to me" then they want to vomit and run to the shower. lol

 

[silverstar1025]

I am so jealous that your DH doesn't even toot on/around you! He's my hero.

It's not like he holds my head under the down comfortor after he farts like he used to do to his bro. but close!

He gives you the Dutch oven? LMAO!!! Nope I can tell you I have NEVER heard my man fart in the 8 yrs I have been with him. We both just don't there is nothing cute about hearing or smelling that stuff.

 

[binö]

He gives you the Dutch oven? LMAO!!! Nope I can tell you I have NEVER heard my man fart in the 8 yrs I have been with him. We both just don't there is nothing cute about hearing or smelling that stuff.

i envision your household to be uncomfortable and cramped.

 

[silverstar1025]

i envision your household to be uncomfortable and cramped.

Not at all. We are nuts we just don't fart.

 

[curvymommy]

He gives you the Dutch oven? LMAO!!! Nope I can tell you I have NEVER heard my man fart in the 8 yrs I have been with him. We both just don't there is nothing cute about hearing or smelling that stuff.

lmao@ the dutch oven. It's more like the Chinese Wok. Wok right up and fart all the freaking time. He doens't care at ALL.

My family is very reserved (good TX upbringing, lol) His family are a bunch of broccoli eating, kimchi lovin fart mongers, lol!

 

[silverstar1025]

lmao@ the dutch oven. It's more like the Chinese Wok. Wok right up and fart all the freaking time. He doens't care at ALL.

My family is very reserved (good TX upbringing, lol) His family are a bunch of broccoli eating, kimchi lovin fart mongers, lol!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I love kimchi!

 

[curvymommy]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I love kimchi!

NO WAY!!!

Chinese man's Salsa right there biches. It'll take the paint off a car.

Of course there are all different varieties. He likes the hot stuff.

 

[silverstar1025]

NO WAY!!!

Chinese man's Salsa right there biches. It'll take the paint off a car.

Of course there are all different varieties. He likes the hot stuff.

All I ate most of the time in college was kimchi fried rice.

 

[musclemom]

what kind of relationship doesnt involve poop talk?
do you fart in front of each othere?

I am the one who is EXTREMELY fastidious (vaguely neurotic) about bathroom stuff.

My husband is a typical guy when it comes to farts.

 

[BBR100]

Not at all. We are nuts we just don't fart.

That's crazy!
8 years and neither one of you let one squeak out?

 

[musclemom]

i woulda thought duecing woulda been a part of MM's religious ceremonies

No dear, supposedly Satanists incorporate that stuff, maybe.

Pagans are into pleasant things, we like mead, food and sex.

 

[silverstar1025]

That's crazy!
8 years and neither one of you let one squeak out?

Nope. He claims he did hear me once though in my sleep when I was pregnant, but I don't know if he did or not. He likes to fuck with me a lot so he could have just said it to try to emberrass me.

 

[chris350]

what kind of relationship doesnt involve poop talk?
do you fart in front of each othere?

yeah i know! you gotta be comfortable with shits and farts. i had a girl rip a huge fart while i was going down on her...it didnt really bother me i just kinda snickered and kept going...it was all good

 

[Lestat]

threads about "steamers" we once banned, not it seems asking about site functionality is banned instead!

 

[curvymommy]

yeah i know! you gotta be comfortable with shits and farts. i had a girl rip a huge fart while i was going down on her...it didnt really bother me i just kinda snickered and kept going...it was all good

Oh mercy! This and now it's stickied? LMAO!

 

[samoth]

Probably not the best thread to sticky, Omega.

 

[silverstar1025]

Bino ask for this to be stickied? LMAO!!!!

 

[silverstar1025]

Owned by Samoth lol that didnt last long.

 

[curvymommy]

Owned by Samoth lol that didnt last long.

Whew, thank goodness! Brings new meaning to sticky...or shall we say stinky?

 

[Lestat]

Probably not the best thread to sticky, Omega.

would you expect anything less from him?

 

[ceo]

would you expect anything less from him?

banned!!

 

[Wulfgar]

Thread of the Month

 

[SaladFork]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boston+steamer

 

[redsamurai]

How can you not fart infront of your significant other for 8 whole years? I envision some serious neurotic sublimation going on. Unless it was in public or infront of company, I could care less if my gf or wife farted.........good for her, don't let it cramp you........get it out!! lol


And oh yeah, MM is mine if she ever drops the hubby.........jus sayin.....

 

[binö]

samote=buzz kill

 

[seaking420]

i had a girl rip a huge fart while i was going down on her...it didnt really bother me i just kinda snickered and kept going...it was all good

lol

 

[silverstar1025]

samote=buzz kill

lol hey but you could still get TOTW

 

[binö]

lol hey but you could still get TOTW

if it does, i owe you, MM, and Curvy...without you guys, this thread couldn't have been possible