If you don't dress up as anything, they will assume you're wearing a faggot costume.
Can I dress like a Mormon and be an American immigrant?
Wrap up in aluminum foil as be a leftover
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But seriously? Aluminum foil?!?! Lmfao people would be like "yo you're white trash? I don't get it" lolol I would...
I'm going as an ass bandit this year!
Go suck a dick
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You should go as a "butt chugger" (it's where college douchebags put box wine up their asses to get drunk).
'Butt Chugging' Allegations At University Of Tennessee Fraternity Lead To Reforms
Then your wife should go as a box of Fransia (or Franzia, too lazy to check) wine.
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You want offensive, you got it.
go as a fag male nurse
This - because any male worrying about a costume this early has had dick in his mouth. FACT!!
Do your saggy balls reach the toilet water when you sit to pee you geriatric fuck
Pics?
give me a minute.
Here's some obnoxious stuff, pdaddy.
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In my uterus lol wtf you minge...put some effort in itI'll punch you in the uterus you floozy.
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Shannon Sharpe and Sarah Jessica Parker?
WhyTF didn't I think of that?! The masks were a hit but holy fuck was it hot and I couldn't find a straw* long enough to reach my mouth.
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