Wow! Something got loose from somewhere

[RADAR]

Tonight i'm sitting under the garage, my kitty is jumping all over more so than unusal, a bug is normally the cause but this time its really jumping from each side of the litter tray , i say "Get that rascal" anyway after a few seconds i decide to get up and move the tray so she can have her fun, out comes running the biggest F@@kn spider i have ever seen, it wasn't a tarantula, it was bigger,alot bigger,almost as big as my hand(no joke) the thing gos running bet my legs ,i jump all the while hollering no, no tiger, it corners it ,the the spider runs back toward me ,i jump again as it runs bet my legs eventually it stops and raises its two front legs up on both sides like its gonna strike, i grab the cat, finally i manage to grab the kitty litter scoop shovel ,scoop it up and give it a heave oh out the door! after it was all over i'm now kicking myself for not finding a container to put that sucker in, all this happened so fast & i was trying to keep it from biting the cat i wasn't thinking.
The thing must have gotten loose for someone who had it for a pet, all my years living here i have never,never seen a spider that huge!

now theres a monster spider in my yard, great! just great!
I hope it doesn't have babies!


RADAR

 

[ceo]

why didnt you smash the fucker? I hate spiders.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you scooped it up instead of splattering it? huh?

 

[Tom Treutlein]

I detest spiders. Immensely.

Good god, man. You should have murdered it. Homicide. Strictly. Fuckin'. Homicide.

 

[RADAR]

If i splattered it, the cat would get in it!
and probably get into the poison, yeah! sometimes i don't think.

Anyway we already have african fire ants, fish that walk across land that destroy other pond eco systems, now we have giant spiders!
I can't wait to see what happens next!

What ever happened to good old country life!
RADAR

 

[Burning_Inside]

great, new terrorist weapons. pregnant camel spiders unleashed

 

[RADAR]

Whoo hoo! I got that mofo!
I went stalking that rascal like big game using a flashlight, after 30 mins i caught its eyes glowing in the light!
even tho it was about 35 degrees here it was about 40 ft from the house, i couldn't stand for something like that to get away back into an inviroment where it didn't belong.
it met its fate with a can of "RAID" Darn thing took forever to die!


I finally finished its misery with a shovel!

RADAR

 

[RADAR]

great, new terrorist weapons. pregnant camel spiders unleashed

I almost thought the same thing, except this was a big black spider that looked like a trantula on steroids!

Not hairy but just big ,Bulky & black!
Not your typical garden spider!


RADAR

 

[danielson]

post pics


and i fucking love and hate RAID....rapid knockdown my fucking ass


the walking fish sound freaky, but this thing sounds straight out of arachnaphobia

 

[ChefWide]

Wolf Spider. They only have eggs sacks that support a few thousand eggs. Luckily, the lone parent that guards the sack kills all but a few of the little fuckers right after they hatch... unless some Neandrafuck with a can of Raid and a shovel kills it, then most of the babies live and infest the nearest source of heat and food....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Wolf Spider. They only have eggs sacks that support a few thousand eggs. Luckily, the lone parent that guards the sack kills all but a few of the little fuckers right after they hatch... unless some Neandrafuck with a can of Raid and a shovel kills it, then most of the babies live and infest the nearest source of heat and food....

I think that calls for an "OH SHIT" LOL

 

[danielson]

Wolf Spider. They only have eggs sacks that support a few thousand eggs. Luckily, the lone parent that guards the sack kills all but a few of the little fuckers right after they hatch... unless some Neandrafuck with a can of Raid and a shovel kills it, then most of the babies live and infest the nearest source of heat and food....

you serious? well with any luck most of the fuckers will die of cold or starvation. or be small enough for the old cat to get em....if not....hope the nest is closer to your neighbours

 

[jh1]

Ive seen ur pic... lMAO at the thought of you jumping nad running around cause of a spider...

 

[Testosterone boy]

po' lil spider just doin' his thang.

Could have carried him out to the woods.

 

[gymrat]

you should of contained it sissy. Letting the thing run outside was a bad idea.


The only thing left to do is call John Goodman.

 

[SoreArms]

walking fish?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Radar being frightened by a spider, and killing it for this reason, reminds me of GW and Iraq.

That spider was such a threat to Radar. Prolly would have consumed him pretty soon.

 

[gymrat]

i would of pulled out the camera and taped the whole fight between the cat and the bug.