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Jack steel

Jack steel

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Fuck a woman into labor?

I'm getting another guilt trip because I find it weird and off putting to imagine having sex to throw a woman into labor. Especially after 12 midnight so we can drive our happy asses an hour to the hospital at 4 am when it starts. I'm I an asshole for refusing to do this? I mean he's not even due until the 22nd for crying out loud!!! >:(. Grrr...
 
I'm with ya brother - that was too much for me also. I couldn't get my mind to stop spinning so we didn't do it. And surprise surprise baby came right on due date without any manipulation. These women are in such a hurry to get those babies out (not that i blame them) they can be irrational :)

Out second baby was over due so we scheduled an induction. Now this is the first class, rolls Royce version of child birth. You schedule it for a morning, plan ahead, get babysitters lined up sir the other kids in advance, wake up in the morning, get coffee, stroll into the hospital and get a room. Few ours later baby is here and it was smooth sailing. Wife didn't want to get induced but I got her to admit it was pretty nice taking all the anxiety out of the process of labor.
 
Damn... Scheduled induction sounds fantastic! I'm gonna look into that haha! Thanks bro!
 
Odds are it wouldn't work. The whole prostaglandins in semen trick lacks proper concentration to achieve any reliable results.
 
zwhit said:
man up and get that baby outta there bro
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She's just insecure cause She's preggers and feels fat or whatever. The baby isn't ready to come yet but she wants to be unpregnant now lol! I don't blame her but she's not exactly thinking straight as Waco_kid said lol.

We already had a false alarm right after I got off work at the bar at about 3:30am two nights ago. Was not fun... Thy sent us home around 4 hours later :/
 
TableFun said:
Odds are it wouldn't work. The whole prostaglandins in semen trick lacks proper concentration to achieve any reliable results.
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right, but she's carried his baby around for some nine months

he ought to be willing to do this for her even if it's just so he can give her the illusion of a tiny bit of control
 
I wish I was shooting blanks now lol. My Sperm said "what? Trenbolone who? Whatever... There she's pregnant." :/
 
cindylou said:
right, but she's carried his baby around for some nine months

he ought to be willing to do this for her even if it's just so he can give her the illusion of a tiny bit of control
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I can understand that, but either way he's still 3 weeks early at this point. Btw your ex must've been a pretty badass dude huh? Lol
 
During the last doctor visit before my kid was born, the female doc turned towards me and asked if we're having sex at least once a day, and I said something like "ummm, no", and she said "you put it in there, you better help get it out".
 
miplank said:
Jack what time is your bedtime bro? 12 is too late? Lolol wtf
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I've been security in the sun all day since 3pm and will get off work at midnight. So she says she wants to fuck so the baby will come a few hours later. Don't ask me why she wants it timed that way lol. I'll be dead tired and dehydrated by midnight.... Plus I'm hitting the gym after work :/
 
WoodyO said:
During the last doctor visit before my kid was born, the female doc turned towards me and asked if we're having sex at least once a day, and I said something like "ummm, no", and she said "you put it in there, you better help get it out".
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Hahaha! Fuckig female doctors have some balls don't they?
 
I'm the same way when they get preggers. I'm just not into the sechtuals after that.

But it's not a weight/stomach size issue. I swear I think it changes their scent or some other old brain thing.
 
Jack steel said:
You seem like the type I'd have to toss out of a club plank. No wonder you bother me.
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You seem like the type to cheat on his wife/gf and brag/think it's cool

and wont sleep with a woman doing the most feminine womanly thing possible when you impregnated her yourself

it doesn't get any more homo than that
 
It is a pretty cruel trick Mother Nature plays basically making a women horny like a cat in heat during the latter part of pregnancy and a lotta guys won't hit it.
 
TableFun said:
It is a pretty cruel trick Mother Nature plays basically making a women horny like a cat in heat during the latter part of pregnancy and a lotta guys won't hit it.
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I would be one of those guys.

I still love her to death during that time, but we're not going to do the deed.
 
my wife can count me out for being in the delivery room if she takes castor oil to induce birth, for obvious reasons
 
Works some of the time bill. I've gotten more than one "I took castor oil, and I've had the shits all day and I'm still not in labor" calls
 
TableFun said:
Works some of the time bill. I've gotten more than one "I took castor oil, and I've had the shits all day and I'm still not in labor" calls
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I didn't figure that worked. The most I did was use that evening primerose oil or whatever and I tried to give myselflf a high blood pressure reading right before a doc appt so they'd schedule an induction. Didn't work. She came at 42 weeks or something stupid like that
 
I've noticed guys are either like "HELL YEAH" for pregnant women or "I'll pass" without it ever seeming to just stay the same?

sex to induce labor only ever bought me braxton hicks of which I had plenty of anyway
 
oh, and anyone that says braxton hicks are just painless contractions has either never had them or has never been pregnant
 
cindylou said:
I didn't figure that worked. The most I did was use that evening primerose oil or whatever and I tried to give myselflf a high blood pressure reading right before a doc appt so they'd schedule an induction. Didn't work. She came at 42 weeks or something stupid like that
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That's a great idea. Do something to make ur BP high so you're induced and your kid comes out mag'd put of its mind, floppy, and not breathing for shit. Great plan.
 
TableFun said:
That's a great idea. Do something to make ur BP high so you're induced and your kid comes out mag'd put of its mind, floppy, and not breathing for shit. Great plan.
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no not actually give myself high blood pressure

I tried to see if I could do that white coat syndrome; a false reading

my blood pressure was perfect my entire pregnancy
 
No you're misunderstanding me. If you get your BP high enough and they're truely concerned you get a lot more than an induction as they want to make sure they prevent you from having a seizure and that medication tends to make babies lazy and not want to breathe really great. All of that for something that wasn't really a problem and more of a convenience issue for you.
 
you know its funny you bring up the whole mag thing

my bp went up on its own with Makayla and I couldn't seem to convince them it had gone up quite a bit from baseline and I was retaining water like it was my freakin job.. she was fine when she was born but I retained water even worse after so bad my skin split in a few spots. That practice didn't give not one shit about it..my regular gp freaked when she saw the pitting and prescribed a diuretic pronto
but with Fiona I was taking magnesium for leg cramps every night and eating almonds and taking epsom salts baths pretty much daily (again for muscle cramping) my bp stayed good..little increase, not bad but she was scarily limp when she was born..little swelling after but nowhere near like Kayka. I did also have the nurse conspired with me to let me shut off the ringer drip whenever someone was out of the room tho.


any connection?
 
TableFun said:
No you're misunderstanding me. If you get your BP high enough and they're truely concerned you get a lot more than an induction as they want to make sure they prevent you from having a seizure and that medication tends to make babies lazy and not want to breathe really great. All of that for something that wasn't really a problem and more of a convenience issue for you.
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Oh, I didn't know that. Well it didn't work anyway, I'm not even sure it's possible to fake? The point was that I didn't try a whole lot besides some silly idea to pretend to be anxious around the doc once.
 
a quick internets tour suggests it will lower bp modestly...both mag supplementation and the epsom salts baths.

I was more curious as to if that's why Fi was so sluggish

only one of my babies that wound up getting snatched back from me quickly because she just wouldn't "wake up" and breathe
course she's super chill in personality now...so who knows.
 
almonds were the most awesome thing in the world ever for heartburn btw
worked way better than anything else.
 
wait I thought a computer chair and pr0n almost killed puddles once...


I feel like I'm missing a good story here.
 
WoodyO said:
If I wanted to fuck someone who grunts & groans from the slightest bit of physical activity, waddled like a duck when walking & burps and farts non-stop, then I'd just fuck myself.
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Loooool

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