Would you think I was an asshole if

[KillahBee]

back to the original question after this Dom Delouise hijacking...

if the person genuinely cares about you and asks such questions, you should respond in kind. However, if the person is asking the question as an opportunity to BBF you: "What did you do this weekend? I had sex with three Maxim models, base jumped off the Kuala Lampur towers, saved a litter of puppies from a burning house, and disarmed a suitcase nuke," a roll of the eyes and a wave of dismissal would be appropriate.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! BBF as a verb - awesome! And these people are neither asking cause they care nor cause they want to BBF me - they are just making small talk cause that's what people do. And I hate it.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

they are just making small talk cause that's what people do. And I hate it.

of course there is an ulterior motive, all human action and intentions have one. They are vying for your attention for some reason. It could be that you are officially "cool" now that you ate 20 bagels, and people want to be seen with you.

 

[ChefWide]

of course there is an ulterior motive, all human action and intentions have one. They are vying for your attention for some reason. It could be that you are officially "cool" now that you ate 20 bagels, and people want to be seen with you.

...or maybe they feel that if they get on your good side you might stay the fuck away from their lunch.

 

[KillahBee]

of course there is an ulterior motive, all human action and intentions have one. They are vying for your attention for some reason. It could be that you are officially "cool" now that you ate 20 bagels, and people want to be seen with you.

Either that OR it could be because I wore my bulge pants today. My bulge pants are some great slacks I have that really accentuate my penis and ball sac pairing to form a magnificent, statuesque bulge in my pants. Whenever I wear my bulge pants I get extra special attention from the ladies and fellas alike.

 

[ChefWide]

Either that OR it could be because I wore my bulge pants today. My bulge pants are some great slacks I have that really accentuate my penis and ball sac pairing to form a magnificent, statuesque bulge in my pants. Whenever I wear my bulge pants I get extra special attention from the ladies and fellas alike.

No shit! I have the same dame pants on today! Mrs. Chef calls them the 'Basket of Death' pants.

 

[from zero]

I also dislike small talk.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

It depends on the person for me. Some people I like chatting with and some people I dont care to chit chat with.

 

[Gambino]

Lately I haven't been getting much out of Killahbee threads...

 

[KillahBee]

Lately I haven't been getting much out of Killahbee threads...

You may be the only one, my Cialis-needing friend. I have been killing it, bro - useless or not, I've been an automatic 2-pager ever since going plat. And it has nothing to do with my 23 alters. Nothing.

 

[SoreArms]

Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
See the young man in his new gown
Talking up to his bouffant drag
He say he loves you with flowers
Something that he's never had
A sentence should be like a serpent
Quick with a sting in its tail
String me a line that has meaning and depth
There's no small talk with walky talkies
Small talk stinks

I said it stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks

You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat back-chat
There's no idle gossip in braille
Taking combs three times a day
Twice an hour
Identikit cute lips from wall to wall
Stand in line for the photo call
See the young man in his new gown
Talking up to his bouffant drag
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks
Small talk stinks