Would you think I was an asshole if

[TheProject]

Two guys who love to cook, spend lots of time in the kitchen, and exchange homo erotic banter.

I'm sure they're both straight

That's what I'm saying.

 

[WODIN]

I just don't care.........

 

[ChefWide]

Two guys who love to cook, spend lots of time in the kitchen, and exchange homo erotic banter.

I'm sure they're both straight

Easy, artsypoo, i will be forced to debone you.

 

[KillahBee]

Easy, artsypoo, i will be forced to debone you.

Maybe I should change my name to KillahBeeNoir or KillahBeeImpressionism. That would make me more manly

 

[ChefWide]

Maybe I should change my name to KillahBeeNoir or KillahBeeImpressionism. That would make me more manly

How about ChefWideInput?

 

[MAX 300]

Fucking hell that female weightlifter from Thailand on the Olympics right now looks more of a man than I do.

 

[ChefWide]

Fucking hell that female weightlifter from Thailand on the Olympics right now looks more of a man than I do.

That's not sayin much, Boytoy.

 

[KillahBee]

Fucking hell that female weightlifter from Thailand on the Olympics right now looks more of a man than I do.

So she weighs 140 pounds, benches more than 120, and has at least one fully formed testicle?

 

[MAX 300]

Goddamn, I hate it when I just blurt out requests to have my ass handed to me.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

back to the original question after this Dom Delouise hijacking...

if the person genuinely cares about you and asks such questions, you should respond in kind. However, if the person is asking the question as an opportunity to BBF you: "What did you do this weekend? I had sex with three Maxim models, base jumped off the Kuala Lampur towers, saved a litter of puppies from a burning house, and disarmed a suitcase nuke," a roll of the eyes and a wave of dismissal would be appropriate.