Would you think I was an asshole if

[KillahBee]

You worked with me and continually asked me "How was your weekend" or "Any plans for the weekend" and I NEVER asked you back? I absolutely despise small talk and NEVER ask anyone how their weekend was or what they are doing this weekend or how little Timmy did in his Little League game or if little Tammy has spoken her first word or not.

 

[ChefWide]

you mean 'more of an asshole'? No.

 

[KillahBee]

you mean 'more of an asshole'? No.

I went to Johnson & Wales U, cock. Do you know what that is? A culinary institution, biyatch. Culinary means food. Food is good.

 

[ChefWide]

I went to CIA, Clitcock, and we kick your ass in hockey.

If you're not nice, I will spread NutBrown Roux on your sack.

 

[KillahBee]

I went to CIA, Clitcock, and we kick your ass in hockey.

If you're not nice, I will spread NutBrown Roux on your sack.

I apologize, balltaint. I need to learn my place.

 

[ChefWide]

No worries, dimpledick. Consider your sack free from the threat of said flour-magma applique.

 

[Werd]

I dont have any issue with non-small-talk-makin' coworkers.

 

[TheProject]

What a homoerotic love-fest this is.

 

[KillahBee]

What a homoerotic love-fest this is.

Respect the cock, cock.

 

[TheProject]

Respect the cock, cock.

Now I picture you as the biker dude from the Village People, molestache and all.