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Ok, the following accounts are true. There are witnesses to back this up. The following story , albeit morbid and appalling in nature, is 100 percent true. Anyways, needless to say...
Last night there was a gathering at a friend's house ( I didn't go there). People started getting drunk. After the party had died down, there were just four guys remaining. Lets call them Bob, Dave, Eddy and Rob. They decided to go to sleep. This being Eddy's house, the rest of the guys, all chilled out on his lazy boys in the living room while Eddy crashed on his bed. Nothing yet. In the middle of the night, Rob was woken up by a rustling sound. Rob opens his eyes to see Dave, with his pants off, dick hanging out in full view taking a dump on the couch. I SHIT YOU NOT (no pun intended). While Rob's drunk brain was still trying to comprehend what was going on, he sees Dave take a huge piss on the couch as well. Then he starts to puke and walk around with his pants off. Rob goes "WTF!", and everyone else wakes up and are absolutely stunned. There is shit on the walls and on the couch, Rob has no pants on, and the whole room reeks. I don't know what went on after that , because the events are still unfolding, and I was talking to Rob on the phone as he called from Eddy's house, and I was just on MSN with Eddy and Bob. So Dave is in awhole lot of shit right now, haha. Oh and like three hours ago, Dave said to the group:" Guys can we keep this between us?" I'll post some MSN chat logs as the events unfurl. I'm "Equipe Vale Tudo.." BTW.
- --Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
like runs? and stuff?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
i would assume so
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
eddie cleaned it up man
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
how gross is that
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
oh man...
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
why didnt dave clean that shit up?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
dude i dotn konw
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
wow
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
has he said anything else?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
nope
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
he is being quiet
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
taking a shit on his pc chair probably
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
yup
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
this is
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
this is beyond gross
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
i dont know why.. anyone would do that
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
dude its fucking ridiculous
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
even under the drunkest of circumstances
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
its the most disgusting thinig i have ever heard
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
and u know what he said the next morning
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
"hey guys can we keep this to ourselves"
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
and they all said NO WAY
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
who was all there?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
dave rob eddy bob
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
wow...
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
soooooo wrong
Last night there was a gathering at a friend's house ( I didn't go there). People started getting drunk. After the party had died down, there were just four guys remaining. Lets call them Bob, Dave, Eddy and Rob. They decided to go to sleep. This being Eddy's house, the rest of the guys, all chilled out on his lazy boys in the living room while Eddy crashed on his bed. Nothing yet. In the middle of the night, Rob was woken up by a rustling sound. Rob opens his eyes to see Dave, with his pants off, dick hanging out in full view taking a dump on the couch. I SHIT YOU NOT (no pun intended). While Rob's drunk brain was still trying to comprehend what was going on, he sees Dave take a huge piss on the couch as well. Then he starts to puke and walk around with his pants off. Rob goes "WTF!", and everyone else wakes up and are absolutely stunned. There is shit on the walls and on the couch, Rob has no pants on, and the whole room reeks. I don't know what went on after that , because the events are still unfolding, and I was talking to Rob on the phone as he called from Eddy's house, and I was just on MSN with Eddy and Bob. So Dave is in awhole lot of shit right now, haha. Oh and like three hours ago, Dave said to the group:" Guys can we keep this between us?" I'll post some MSN chat logs as the events unfurl. I'm "Equipe Vale Tudo.." BTW.
- --Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
like runs? and stuff?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
i would assume so
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
eddie cleaned it up man
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
how gross is that
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
oh man...
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
why didnt dave clean that shit up?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
dude i dotn konw
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
wow
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
has he said anything else?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
nope
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
he is being quiet
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
taking a shit on his pc chair probably
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
yup
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
this is
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
this is beyond gross
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
i dont know why.. anyone would do that
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
dude its fucking ridiculous
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
even under the drunkest of circumstances
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
its the most disgusting thinig i have ever heard
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
and u know what he said the next morning
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
"hey guys can we keep this to ourselves"
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
and they all said NO WAY
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
who was all there?
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
dave rob eddy bob
--Equipe Vale Tudo- "There must be a some kind of way out of here" Gerard- day off tmr nigga, we must sparr. says:
wow...
-| A£ex |- Gah BEST CARDS EVER says:
soooooo wrong
