Would you rather.....

[chris302001]

Okay...scenario from the Adam Carolla show a while back......

you have to:

a) sleep with the person that you are most offended/least attracted to that you work with daily, and you will be the only one who ever knows about it (not even the ugly guy/girl).

or

b)you dont sleep with them, but that person and everyone you know will think you slept with them, and theres no way u can change anyones mind about it. You again will be the only one who knows the truth.



So.....do you take one for the team and keep everyone's respect?

or

Do you preserve your own self respect but lose the respect of everyone that is important to you?

Ready......go!

 

[Razorguns]

Least attracted? You mean the 50 y/o fat receptionist with 4 kids and ugly hair? Sleep with THAT? Fuck no!

And if everyone thinks I slept with that beast, I will piss in their coffee.

r

 

[chris302001]

Least attracted? You mean the 50 y/o fat receptionist with 4 kids and ugly hair? Sleep with THAT? Fuck no!

And if everyone thinks I slept with that beast, I will piss in their coffee.

r

I was thinking something similar.....plus....if they thought i slept with that person, then you might think......that mofo is crazy.....I'm not fuckin with him!

 

[chris302001]

bump

 

[*ebony*]

a) is like committing murder and no one knows about it but you, also now one would know the guilt eating away at you.

in this case that guilt would be self-disgust on all levels.

 

[stilleto]

hmm. the person i work with that i'm mentally the least attracted to, is also one of the best looking, and my type, physically. He's a JERK though, and i hate him.

i think i'd rather NOT touch him, but let everyone think i did.

 

[Smurfy]

Okay...scenario from the Adam Carolla show a while back......

you have to:

a) sleep with the person that you are most offended/least attracted to that you work with daily, and you will be the only one who ever knows about it (not even the ugly guy/girl).

or

b)you dont sleep with them, but that person and everyone you know will think you slept with them, and theres no way u can change anyones mind about it. You again will be the only one who knows the truth.



So.....do you take one for the team and keep everyone's respect?

or

Do you preserve your own self respect but lose the respect of everyone that is important to you?

Ready......go!

my answer is b.

 

[walliwalibus]

I no longer fuck as I am kinda sick of the whole chase scene that goes along with that bullshit. When it is needed I just look up the ex..... usually ending up with a hair fool of goo gle.

 

[Mr. dB]

What if that person is the same sex as you?

 

[chewyxrage]

^^lol, think you could limit the question to the sex your 'naturally' attracted to....

I'd do option a. You can always close your eyes and imagine something different.....and be in denial the rest of your life. No problem there.

 

[ricco561]

Okay...scenario from the Adam Carolla show a while back......

you have to:

a) sleep with the person that you are most offended/least attracted to that you work with daily, and you will be the only one who ever knows about it (not even the ugly guy/girl).

or

b)you dont sleep with them, but that person and everyone you know will think you slept with them, and theres no way u can change anyones mind about it. You again will be the only one who knows the truth.



So.....do you take one for the team and keep everyone's respect?

or

Do you preserve your own self respect but lose the respect of everyone that is important to you?

Ready......go!

Can I get really, really drunk first?

 

[chris302001]

Can I get really, really drunk first?

nope.......no mind altering allowed!

 

[puddlemonkey]

What if that person is the same sex as you?

+1

I don't have any female co-workers.

 

[Mr. dB]

Would you rather be from some terrible place or presently be suffering from a small wound?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Would you rather be from some terrible place or presently be suffering from a small wound?

Could you define 'terrible place'? Are we talking about a run down third world country, or in the same room when Smurfy finds out you ate the last HoHo? Cause I think I stand a shot at surviving in a third world country.

 

[Smurfy]

Could you define 'terrible place'? Are we talking about a run down third world country, or in the same room when Smurfy finds out you ate the last HoHo? Cause I think I stand a shot at surviving in a third world country.

 

[digimon7068]

that's ez. . .gotta be able to look at myself in the mirror. . .the rest of the world can get in a great big conga line and take turns kissing my ass. . .when it comes to a question between self-respect or universal respect, i could give two shits what the rest of the world thinks. . .honestly, though. . .i probably wasn't always like that. . .i'm 44. . .life is short and getting shorter. . .i just don't dwell on stuff, like trying to impress people (says the attention whore) so much anymore. . .except for those that i truly LOVE. . .

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Personally, losing respect of people who did not know the truth will not be close enough people and I wouldn't care for their respect any way!

 

[walliwalibus]

Spread the goo around for everyone..... is that a option?