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Big Rick Rock

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I'm heading down to Colombia in a month. One of my friends sent me a link to a website with a bunch of Colombian chicks looking to marry white guys that will bring them to the USA.

There is no fucking way I'm EVER going to get married again, but after looking at some of the chicks on this website... I think I migh have found my next exwife.

Check this one out:

http://www.allcolombiangirls.com/detail.php?code=375


-BRR
 
jestros said:
Holy crapaziods!!
But I dont buy any of those marriage sites. Gotta be a scam.
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I'm not going do on any of these fucking tours. I was born in Colombia and I speak spanish. I'll find my own chicks overthere without having to pay somebody to do it...

That bitch is out of this world though... Dayummm!
 
jestros said:
Holy crapaziods!!
But I dont buy any of those marriage sites. Gotta be a scam.
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id do it, 1 she dont speak the english which means she cant talk back,Im sure she would fuck like wild,but she seems prissy with the no drinking and not wanting a man who drinks
 
TheOak01 said:
id do it, 1 she dont speak the english which means she cant talk back,Im sure she would fuck like wild,but she seems prissy with the no drinking and not wanting a man who drinks
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Once you get her to the states just be like: "bitch bring me another Budweiser before I send your ass back to where you came from!"
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Once you get her to the states just be like: "bitch bring me another Budweiser before I send your ass back to where you came from!"
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LOL

Hell in that case I need one too ;)
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Once you get her to the states just be like: "bitch bring me another Budweiser before I send your ass back to where you came from!"
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lol,I wonder if them womens would wanna come up to canada and have to use me for body heat
 
Dude. It's a scam.

You'll pay your money -- and you'll be spending days talking to some fat chick in columbia. And then she'll dump you online. It's a total ripoff.

You're better off just going to columbia and meeting them.
 
Razorguns said:
Dude. It's a scam.

You'll pay your money -- and you'll be spending days talking to some fat chick in columbia. And then she'll dump you online. It's a total ripoff.

You're better off just going to columbia and meeting them.
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Maybe maybe not... The whoel deal is you pay like $10 to get her contact info and then you talk to her for a while and make arrangements to go there and meet with her or something...

You can't say it is all a scam bro. MANY american dudes have married hot mail order chicks.... There is a kid on this site that posted pics of his father's new 18yr wife from Russia...



BTW- Colombia with an "O" man!

-BRR
 
yeah, you make contact, meet, she really is beautiful, seems nice...totally caters to your every whim...you take her back to the states, she gets her citizenship, imports her entire family to live in your house, divorces your ass, takes your house and everything else you have...in the end...you really are FUCKED!

Stop thinking with your dicks...dicks!

:jester:
 
ceo said:
yeah, you make contact, meet, she really is beautiful, seems nice...totally caters to your every whim...you take her back to the states, she gets her citizenship, imports her entire family to live in your house, divorces your ass, takes your house and everything else you have...in the end...you really are FUCKED!

Stop thinking with your dicks...dicks!

:jester:
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- You get her a "fiance visa" lasts 3-months. She comes to the states to live with you for a little while and you try that pussy out with and decide if you want to marry her or not. Its like a 90-day trial :D

-You make her ass sign a tight pre-nup (with certified translation sheet in spanish)

-You marry her and she gets a temp green card. If she stays married to you for 3yrs then she'll get a permanent green card. If you guys get divorced before the 3 years then she loses her Green card.


I would marry a new hot little 18yrl bitch every 3yrs till I'm 50yr... I don't give a fuck if she don't really love me. I'll tell her straight up "Just cook, clean and gimme some every night. I'll be good to you and after 4yrs we can get divorced and you'll be a permanent resident."
It is like having a live-in maid and hot bitch in your bed... You can trade her in for a new one ever 3-4yrs.

WOW if it was only that easy!



-BRR
 
Marry her but please don't bring her here. There are too many of them and they don't wanna speak english. Also their "Colombian independence party" always finish with shootings and fightings. Maybe if you do a good brain wash job would be different.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
It is like having a live-in maid and hot bitch in your bed... You can trade her in for a new one ever 3-4yrs.

WOW if it was only that easy!



-BRR
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I already do that every month or two anyway, and I don't have to marry them...hmm wonder which sounds better?


:jester:
 
Big Rick Rock said:
- You get her a "fiance visa" lasts 3-months. She comes to the states to live with you for a little while and you try that pussy out with and decide if you want to marry her or not. Its like a 90-day trial :D

-You make her ass sign a tight pre-nup (with certified translation sheet in spanish)

-You marry her and she gets a temp green card. If she stays married to you for 3yrs then she'll get a permanent green card. If you guys get divorced before the 3 years then she loses her Green card.


I would marry a new hot little 18yrl bitch every 3yrs till I'm 50yr... I don't give a fuck if she don't really love me. I'll tell her straight up "Just cook, clean and gimme some every night. I'll be good to you and after 4yrs we can get divorced and you'll be a permanent resident."
It is like having a live-in maid and hot bitch in your bed... You can trade her in for a new one ever 3-4yrs.

WOW if it was only that easy!



-BRR
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:D Been thinking this out?
 
djufo said:
Marry her but please don't bring her here. There are too many of them and they don't wanna speak english. Also their "Colombian independence party" always finish with shootings and fightings. Maybe if you do a good brain wash job would be different.
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Fuck-off you self loathing latino... I have never seen anybody born in a piss-poor South American country come here and act like they are better than the country they came from... Except for you!


Wake the fuck up bro, you were born in Chile, in the mountains! you have Inca blood flowing thru your veins, you are a little indiecito wanting to be American. Your are a south american just like me bro.

LOL ! you where in Chile ridding a fucking llama and eating Guinea Pigs a few years ago! You came to the States learned some broken English and now you think there are too many Hispanics here... I wish they would deport your dumb ass to make it one less.


I'm out the door for now... Thanx for ruining my thread and my mood too....
Malparido chileno odios, el que niega la patria, niega la madre! que te jodas


-BRR
 
So BRR


When we going to Columbia maing
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Take me also :D I won't say a word...
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LOL

Get yourslewf medically cleared. Those chicks will make you cry uncle, or tio, make sure to get it right ;)
 
JerseyArt said:
So BRR


When we going to Columbia maing
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I'll make you a deal... I'll take you with me if you learn to spell the name of the country.



-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I'll make you a deal... I'll take you with me if you learn to spell the name of the country.



-BRR
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I'm an Amerikan bor, we are allowed to spell things however we please ;)
 
Phaded said:
you are just a moron
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Stop trying to drop hints that Im your father Tiny.
 
I know a colombian chick. She is not all that hot. But everytime I see her all I can think of is her saying dirty things in spanish. :p :p :p :p :p :p
 
I still think the first one is the best marry her BBR. So you and her can have lots of non smoking, no drinking half litte rock rocks running around snorting cocaine.
 
curling said:
I still think the first one is the best marry her BBR. So you and her can have lots of non smoking, no drinking half litte rock rocks running around snorting cocaine.
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I don't smoke, I hardly ever drink. I only snort blow with your 18yrl daughter when she sneaks out of your house in the middle of the night.


-BRR
 
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this thread is turning into a insult fest...back to the hoes.
 
lestat said:
shes not really my style.
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I posted like 5 links bro... Pick one.
 
Wow, I just bought two!!!



lol jk... My buddy just came back from there. His brother went there to get married. The girl was from the US though and wanted her family to watch and be in the wedding so they had it there.

Anyway, my buddy says there are HOT chicks there that are CONSTANTLY looking to hookup with an american, so I believe they are out there. He got laid a few times while there for a week. Hot chicks, strippers, relatives of his Sister in law. lol

I guess it's their "ticket out", so they do it.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
this thread is turning into a insult fest...back to the hoes.
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Yea, I know I was just making a little funny and then he goes and attacks me. What is up BRR. I didn't say anything mean other than the coke line.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I'm heading down to Colombia in a month. One of my friends sent me a link to a website with a bunch of Colombian chicks looking to marry white guys that will bring them to the USA.

There is no fucking way I'm EVER going to get married again, but after looking at some of the chicks on this website... I think I migh have found my next exwife.

Check this one out:

http://www.allcolombiangirls.com/detail.php?code=375


-BRR
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Next exwife is write.
The chick would be out of your door as soon as she gets her permanent green card.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I'm heading down to Colombia in a month. One of my friends sent me a link to a website with a bunch of Colombian chicks looking to marry white guys that will bring them to the USA.

There is no fucking way I'm EVER going to get married again, but after looking at some of the chicks on this website... I think I migh have found my next exwife.

Check this one out:

http://www.allcolombiangirls.com/detail.php?code=375


-BRR
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Damn! :chomp:

I sure would take her back with me to Finland.
 
dogoftheday said:
Next exwife is write.
The chick would be out of your door as soon as she gets her permanent green card.
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but you got her for 3 years :D
 
curling said:
Yea, I know I was just making a little funny and then he goes and attacks me. What is up BRR. I didn't say anything mean other than the coke line.
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I was joking with you too...
You perpetuating the stereotype of Colombians and coke is a joke, but me saying that your daughter likes blow it is an insult? what’s the logic here?



-BRR
 
dogoftheday said:
Next exwife is write.
The chick would be out of your door as soon as she gets her permanent green card.
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Ok... So I got a live-in maid and pussy from a HOT chick for 3 years. She got a green card... At the end of it all she leaves and I go and get me another one... Whats the problem?




-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Ok... So I got a live-in maid and pussy from a HOT chick for 3 years. She got a green card... At the end of it all she leaves and I go and get me another one... Whats the problem?




-BRR
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That's how I see it...as long as there is a prenup.
3 years ain't so bad :D
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
That's how I see it...as long as there is a prenup.
3 years ain't so bad :D
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3 years is about the time you start to get bored with the pussy... If it is really good, you might be able to renegotiate for an extra year or two...


-BRR
 
courtneybcca said:
I can't believe that people would actually do this...
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I can't believe more men don't!




-BRR
 
I'd like to see what Russia has to offer. There should be a plenty of hotties lookin' for rich western men.
 
WODIN said:
Only if she takes it up the ass.
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Offer to sponsor her Mom's green card and it will slide right in.
 
perkele said:
I'd like to see what Russia has to offer. There should be a plenty of hotties lookin' for rich western men.
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Bor, you're closer, hook me up
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I can't believe more men don't!




-BRR
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With the stories I hear of American girls and their bullshit...yeah.
Sounds too good to be true.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Fuck-off you self loathing latino... I have never seen anybody born in a piss-poor South American country come here and act like they are better than the country they came from... Except for you!


Wake the fuck up bro, you were born in Chile, in the mountains! you have Inca blood flowing thru your veins, you are a little indiecito wanting to be American. Your are a south american just like me bro.

LOL ! you where in Chile ridding a fucking llama and eating Guinea Pigs a few years ago! You came to the States learned some broken English and now you think there are too many Hispanics here... I wish they would deport your dumb ass to make it one less.


I'm out the door for now... Thanx for ruining my thread and my mood too....
Malparido chileno odios, el que niega la patria, niega la madre! que te jodas


-BRR
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me too
 
Shiiiit, if I had the money I'd go for one of them south american girls first, then after 3 years go for a russian girl etc.

After looking at some of the guy's doing it those girls are definitely doing it for the visa, but I saw a few decent guys in there too. Girls would be sprung to get a decent looking guy like me I bet. HAHA, too bad I don't make shit lol.
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
Shiiiit, if I had the money I'd go for one of them south american girls first, then after 3 years go for a russian girl etc.

After looking at some of the guy's doing it those girls are definitely doing it for the visa, but I saw a few decent guys in there too. Girls would be sprung to get a decent looking guy like me I bet. HAHA, too bad I don't make shit lol.
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If they want to leave home and family and friends to come to America.....they want money.

I bet.


It is generally a relief to have half the sex drive of a 20 year old. Horniness is problematic. Creates irrational behavior as well.
 
courtneybcca said:
well I wonder if they have this for the ladies.... I think I might like to order me one that I can throw out if need be...
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sure,marry Emilio
brick layer
 
courtneybcca said:
well I wonder if they have this for the ladies.... I think I might like to order me one that I can throw out if need be...
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just make sure he can cook..


If he can't cook, he ain't shit.


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