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javaguru

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Lilith.....Adam's first wife....
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Lilith (1892), by John Collier
 
Lestat said:
didn't know she was a fire crotch :worried:
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She gained a reputation as a seductress demon, banging dudes sleeping alone to spawn her progeny. You know what they say about redheads...
 
PICK3 said:
Did she shave her pits? :confused:
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Well, she refused to submit to Adam, ran away, said the name of God and gained power that allowed her to fly into the sky. God dispatched three angels to find her but they couldn't. Anyway, I'm sure if she had the power to fly she could probably will her pit hair not to grow...but that's just a guess.
 
javaguru said:
Well, she refused to submit to Adam, ran away, said the name of God and gained power that allowed her to fly into the sky. God dispatched three angels to find her but they couldn't. Anyway, I'm sure if she had the power to fly she could probably will her pit hair not to grow...but that's just a guess.
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I actually follow your logic :worried:
 
javaguru said:
Well, she refused to submit to Adam, ran away, said the name of God and gained power that allowed her to fly into the sky. God dispatched three angels to find her but they couldn't. Anyway, I'm sure if she had the power to fly she could probably will her pit hair not to grow...but that's just a guess.
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I hate when that happens.
 
all the whey said:
I hate when that happens.
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Adam had a weak pimp hand....his first wife was created at the same time as Adam (from mud) and since Adam was no pimp god had to create a second wife for him from his rib so she would be subservient.
 
javaguru said:
Adam had a weak pimp hand....his first wife was created at the same time as Adam (from mud) and since Adam was no pimp god had to create a second wife for him from his rib so she would be subservient.
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I heard the whole thing started, because she didn't like the taste of seman.

She didn't see what the benefit for her was. Selfish bitch.

Benefit is that I don't dump your ass!!!
 
all the whey said:
I heard the whole thing started, because she didn't like the taste of seman.

She didn't see what the benefit for her was. Selfish bitch.

Benefit is that I don't dump your ass!!!
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Adam said,"Lay under me" and she refused....she must have really liked cowgirl...ain't that a bitch!
 
Now that I think about it....she might have been bipolar...hmmm...bipolar redhead...bet she is a firecracker in that cowgirl position...
 
javaguru said:
Adam said,"Lay under me" and she refused....she must have really liked cowgirl...ain't that a bitch!
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She probably figured she was married now and didn't have to lay under him. Unless, it was for jewlery or something else she wanted.
 
javaguru said:
Now that I think about it....she might have been bipolar...hmmm...bipolar redhead...bet she is a firecracker in that cowgirl position...
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Yes, but I hear most redheads don't like the taste of seman.
 
all the whey said:
She probably figured she was married now and didn't have to lay under him. Unless, it was for jewlery or something else she wanted.
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Wives get mad when you want to have sex with them and when you don't want to have sex with them.....Damned if you do and damned if you don't...
 
Java, what's with the religious threads? Next up, you'll tell us about the Book of Enoch and the 1000 year war.
 
That is from the Alphabet of Ben sira and is only from the 9th or 10th Century AD. It isn't TALMUDIC in nature and can't be considered canon in judeo-christian teaching. Even Babylonian texts don't show Lilith as the first wife of Adam, but as a wind demon.
 
she wanted equal sharing. And she didn't want to be the bottom all the time.............I would have down with that. I don't "always" have to be on top..........it's nice to let the woman take control......if she does it right that is. Haha........anyway, kind of shows what a giant myth the whole thing was. They made that story in the first place to depict women who stand up for themselves as evil temptresses who are going to kill your kids while they sleep......... :rolleyes: I mean really, it's in the story.........all she wanted was parity...........but of course to the old joos of the OT that was unacceptable!!





ps. I would bang lilith in a heartbeat...........but she'd have to understand that at one point, her knees are getting pinned to her chest and her feet are hitting the headboard....... :qt: :evil: :p ;)
 
redsamurai said:
she wanted equal sharing. And she didn't want to be the bottom all the time.............I would have down with that. I don't "always" have to be on top..........it's nice to let the woman take control......if she does it right that is. Haha........anyway, kind of shows what a giant myth the whole thing was. They made that story in the first place to depict women who stand up for themselves as evil temptresses who are going to kill your kids while they sleep......... :rolleyes: I mean really, it's in the story.........all she wanted was parity...........but of course to the old joos of the OT that was unacceptable!!





ps. I would bang lilith in a heartbeat...........but she'd have to understand that at one point, her knees are getting pinned to her chest and her feet are hitting the headboard....... :qt: :evil: :p ;)
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read my first post on this thread, the story is from the 9th or 10th Century AD not from Talmudic times. So all the old testament Joos as you put it were dead for 1000 years before this story was made.
 
redguru said:
That is from the Alphabet of Ben sira and is only from the 9th or 10th Century AD. It isn't TALMUDIC in nature and can't be considered canon in judeo-christian teaching. Even Babylonian texts don't show Lilith as the first wife of Adam, but as a wind demon.
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We don't read anything else about Adam's first wife after she is mentioned in genesis and Lilith is a later tie in from Isaiah. People still argue biblical canon just like you'll see heated exchanges on Star Wars discussion boards about was is canon and most of the people on this board were alive when Jedi was released. People don't like loose ends in stories and "like to fill in the blanks." The Quran has canon about Jesus and the Christmas story that didn't survive the editors pen in Christianity. Then there are the issues of translation accuracy and editing that further complicate the issue.
 
javaguru said:
We don't read anything else about Adam's first wife after she is mentioned in genesis and Lilith is a later tie in from Isaiah. People still argue biblical canon just like you'll see heated exchanges on Star Wars discussion boards about was is canon and most of the people on this board were alive when Jedi was released. People don't like loose ends in stories and "like to fill in the blanks." The Quran has canon about Jesus and the Christmas story that didn't survive the editors pen in Christianity. Then there are the issues of translation accuracy and editing that further complicate the issue.
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But the whole mythos you ascribed to Lilith as Adam's wife isn't even a story told amongst Hebrews but is in fact SATIRE OF Rabbinic prose. It's basically 9th century anti-semitism.

I don't take the bible literally and no one should, but as a history major, I can't believe you'd attribute a satirical work and ascribe it to Jewish Belief .
 
javaguru said:
She gained a reputation as a seductress demon, banging dudes sleeping alone to spawn her progeny. You know what they say about redheads...
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as a younger man, i had a serious "thing" for redheads. . .
 
redguru said:
But the whole mythos you ascribed to Lilith as Adam's wife isn't even a story told amongst Hebrews but is in fact SATIRE OF Rabbinic prose. It's basically 9th century anti-semitism.

I don't take the bible literally and no one should, but as a history major, I can't believe you'd attribute a satirical work and ascribe it to Jewish Belief .
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My post was satirical. I thought that was obvious from the title and throughout the content. If I wanted to be serious the title would have been, "Whatever happened to his first wife?" and my post would have been the verses from Genesis and make a quick reference. I really don't try to seriously debate the biblical contradictions and flaws. Most people, on C&C, agree the bible has flaws and should not to be taken literally. Likewise, you might as well be talking to a wall if you're trying to have an open minded discussion with an evangelical, unless you're discussing the flaws in another religion.

Anyone that actually wants an easy and unbiased read about various religions should check out "Religions of the World" by Lewis M. Hopfe. It's an easy read and used as a textbook in colleges, it was used as the textbook in my high school comparative religions course. I found the 3rd edition on my bookshelf at my mother's house, copyright 1983.
 
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redguru said:
read my first post on this thread, the story is from the 9th or 10th Century AD not from Talmudic times. So all the old testament Joos as you put it were dead for 1000 years before this story was made.
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wrong bor...........she goes back 7 or 800 years BC.
 
redsamurai said:
wrong bor...........she goes back 7 or 800 years BC.
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He was refering to the claim that she was the wife of Adam and demanded equal rights. That came from a work dated between the 8th and 10th century, depending on who you ask. The character Lilith is much older than the 8th century.
 
javaguru said:
His first wife was a hottie compared to the second....:worried:
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Michelangelo's The Creation of Eve
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I see that Adam was a turd who got dumped by the hottie and had to settle for Fattie McFatFat who thought she was hot shit and cursed him to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Evil cunt.
 
javaguru said:
He was refering to the claim that she was the wife of Adam and demanded equal rights. That came from a work dated between the 8th and 10th century, depending on who you ask. The character Lilith is much older than the 8th century.
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my mistake........I thought that story went back "at least" that far. So basically someone just plucked her from ancient sumerian texts and made a story out of it?
 
redsamurai said:
my mistake........I thought that story went back "at least" that far. So basically someone just plucked her from ancient sumerian texts and made a story out of it?
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There is a reference to Lilith in Isiah 34:14 (around 8th century BC) and she was most likely plucked from the Sumerian mythology.
 
javaguru said:
There is a reference to Lilith in Isiah 34:14 (around 8th century BC) and she was most likely plucked from the Sumerian mythology.
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so the story of her being adams first wife only comes much later.........well after the new testament?
 
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