Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[Spartacus]

sorry darling
truth be told
we would probably fuck each other senseless
I'd use my pills though

 

[Spartacus]

yay,yay,yay

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Darlin for such an intelligent man you made a silly statement.

THEY ARE MEN TALKING ABOUT "SALVAGING THEIR MANHOOD" ON AN INTERNET DISCUSSION BOARD! LOL

One of the quickest ways that most men TRY to put women down is to infer that there is something wrong with the tightness of her pussy. hehehehehe How many thousands of times did these women have to have sex that their pussies were NOTICEABLY looser once they had sex with their ex's again? Come on, that is THE DUMBEST thing I've ever heard!

Trying 'to put women down', never came up...These statements were mostly on better sex and health boards. Men looking for advice. Women also. Some where trying to salvage their marriage. Wasn't abunch of wieght lifters chatting about their whore girlfriend's snatch.

And you did INFER that I was lying by rebutting my statements with your "facts" - stuff that you have NO REAL experience with (by your own admission) but are simply using anecdotal information that you read on internet discussion boards on the net.

No. I was not infering you were lying. I did infer you were assuming a generalization of all women, bases on yourself. Never said they were facts. No need to quote facts. I said I heard and read. Take it as it is.

I am not the least bit perturbed, just dont understand why you would feel the need to attack my statements with anecdotal info that you read on the web somewhere. Did you think that I was "making my info up"?

Yall gotta know me better than that by now.

Cause the information is from the Internet, doesn't invalidate it.
The number's I've seen run past anecdotal.
Do I think you were making your info up? No. Do I think you generalized? Yes.

 

[Spartacus]

Ummm yes, that is EXACTLY what I am saying. Other than a bit of muscle tone loss (as I assume there would be all over the body after all the vagina is one big muscular tube) - which can be TOTALLY rectified with Kegels THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.

I will spoil the "moment" and inform you as a mortician I've seen a few dozen autopsies. I've seen a vagina from an angle most doctors have maybe seen once or twice. There is NO muscle tissue about the vaginal tube. I can best describe it as a condom with a large lumpy mass at the end,this is the uterus which would expand upon conception. The end of the tube is the cervix.The only correction I could see a surgery doing would be about the entrance, and that would also be the area in which the "kegel" exercises would have impact.
It's difficult for me to describe what I saw anatomically and place it into context with my experiences as a "man".
But I disagree with you.

 

[courtneybcca]

okay a good lay is hard to find... I would defiantly do it and I have done it...I have to say though the way you are going on about him I think you may like it to be more than just a booty call.... Go for it... You deserve it!!

 

[evansteve]

I think I would drive 2 hours, just to make out with a hot chick. That would be amazing.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think I would drive 2 hours, just to make out with a hot chick. That would be amazing.

God wouldn't allow that.

 

[Dirk Howat]

There is NOTHING WORSE than being stuck in the last place you want to be.

Props to you then Werd.

 

[TruBalla4Real]

id drive 2 hrs just to get my dick wet for 5 minutes right now my girl is out of the country for awhile.. well i could have with other girls but i couldnt cheat on her

 

[Werd]

I will spoil the "moment" and inform you as a mortician I've seen a few dozen autopsies. I've seen a vagina from an angle most doctors have maybe seen once or twice. .

So you being a mortician and having seen a few autopsies makes you far more qualified at disseminating information than my OBGYN who actually performed the surgery on MY vagina?

Shit maybe as women we should all just save our money wasting it giving it to our gynecologists and rush right out and ask our local morticians for advice.

LOL

You are a silly silly man. And as for fucking you silly. I wont disagree completely. For goodness sakes the man who was the inspiration for this thread was fucking dumber than a doornail (not saying YOU are) and I still drove 2 hours each way (once) to tag that bootay.

 

[Werd]

PS - Mr "insert the name of the state" pissed me off so the entire thread is now negated. LOL


Now it is onto the guy who wants to dress like a woman (makeup and wig) and wants me to fuck him up the ass with a strapon.

I think I may be in looooooooooove! LOL

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

PS - Mr "insert the name of the state" pissed me off so the entire thread is now negated. LOL


Now it is onto the guy who wants to dress like a woman (makeup and wig) and wants me to fuck him up the ass with a strapon.

I think I may be in looooooooooove! LOL

What the...

 

[Werd]

For real.... and the dude is "straight up" NORMAL! LOL

 

[Werd]

okay a good lay is hard to find... I would defiantly do it and I have done it...I have to say though the way you are going on about him I think you may like it to be more than just a booty call.... Go for it... You deserve it!!

There was something about him that I was drawn to, but he REALLY pissed me off by sending mixed signals. So I sent him a lovely email telling him that I dont make it a habit to "pester" peeps, that he sent me mixed signals which wasn't fair, that I was straight up with him from the getco and would have apprectiated the same.

I closed by saying that if our paths crossed again I am sure it would be a hoot, if not then it was a pleasure.

And closed with *kiss on your cheek*

Even though he WAS a bootay call, I STILL wouldn't even enter into something like that if I didn't have A SHRED of liking or some appreciation and NO, his unbelievable bod wasn't enough... he was fucking dumber than a stump, but there was something raw and wounded in him that I found to be interesting... thought we could touch a small part of the other on occasion and share our bodies. Nothing more and nothing less.

But I dont play.... as he was. He would send all sorts of mixed signals then *poof* dodge me, then when I would say - Hey brutha - it was all good. He'd reply with "I dont get you, I STILL want to see you!"

LOL

It would have been tremendous fun.

Ah well.



"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXT!"

 

[Carmen]

what kind of mixed signals can you get from someone you only want to screw?
was he telling you he didn't know if he wanted to anymore?

I can't believe how long this thread is.

 

[Spartacus]

So you being a mortician and having seen a few autopsies makes you far more qualified at disseminating information than my OBGYN who actually performed the surgery on MY vagina?

Shit maybe as women we should all just save our money wasting it giving it to our gynecologists and rush right out and ask our local morticians for advice.

LOL

You are a silly silly man. And as for fucking you silly. I wont disagree completely. For goodness sakes the man who was the inspiration for this thread was fucking dumber than a doornail (not saying YOU are) and I still drove 2 hours each way (once) to tag that bootay.

there is NO muscle tissue about the vaginal barrel
around the entrance only
I challenge you to find an OBGYN to correct me
you must have misunderstood your doc

 

[Carmen]

there is NO muscle tissue about the vaginal barrel
around the entrance only
I challenge you to find an OBGYN to correct me
you must have misunderstood your doc

i think there is something a doc can do when stitching the episiotomy- but its only at the vaginal opening, not the walls inside.
I've had two kids. still tight apparently.

 

[Spartacus]

She unlocks the cage and then struts over to the table, working that hot round ass for all its worth. I inhale her thick, sexy perfume, which she uses liberally. Mistress Werd hops up onto the table, and I ogle her amazing bronze thighs as they press against the red vinyl covering. She waves me to her.

I crawl towards my mistress, stopping at the point where her shiny stiletto boot is just inches from my face.

“Lick the dog shit off my boot, pathetic slave. You will tell me how beautiful I am. You will acknowledge how superior I am to you.”

I lap the sole of her boot ravenously. I shower her with compliments. I want to impress her desperately. I image myself sucking her stiletto heel so lovingly that I advance to the top of her stable. My penis is throbbing, desperate to engorge for her inspection.

“You’re a prissy boy, aren’t you?” she chides. “I’ll have you crying with one swipe of my rasp. You’re gonna break easy, I can see. You’ll beg for permanent transformation. You can’t resist my awesome pussy power. That is why your safe word will be now and forever ‘pussy’.”

 

[H_T_]

lmao @ safety words!

 

[Spartacus]

i think there is something a doc can do when stitching the episiotomy- but its only at the vaginal opening, not the walls inside.
I've had two kids. still tight apparently.

that's what I've been sayin'
been with a few women with two kids
some are as snug as a teenager
and other's aren't
I believe much has to do with genetics

 

[gonelifting]

Werd, there are dumb people who have the ability to love and hopefully be loved back. They can show compassion, courtesy, love,... all those things. They just may not be able to "compete" in today's ultra high intenseIQ driven money making world. Does that bar them from having love? From YOUR love?

Love the dumb, Werd. LOVE


the




dumb....

 

[Dirk Howat]

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[Werd]

i think there is something a doc can do when stitching the episiotomy- but its only at the vaginal opening, not the walls inside.
I've had two kids. still tight apparently.

I am not talking about something done to repair an episiotomy. It is called a cystoceal repair (forgive incorrect spelling if that is the case). Scroll back and you will see that I am talking about something quite more complex than just a few stitches in the perineum. I am talking about a surgery that involves slitting the entire length of the top of the vagina, tacking up a colapsed bladder, removing loose vaginal tissue and stitching the whole durned thing back up like it were new! LOL

I nearly bled to death after having this done. And no, it was NOT "cosmetic".

Just scroll back and read peeps.

 

[Spartacus]

I am not talking about something done to repair an episiotomy. It is called a cystoceal repair (forgive incorrect spelling if that is the case). Scroll back and you will see that I am talking about something quite more complex than just a few stitches in the perineum. I am talking about a surgery that involves slitting the entire length of the top of the vagina, tacking up a colapsed bladder, removing loose vaginal tissue and stitching the whole durned thing back up like it were new! LOL

I nearly bled to death after having this done. And no, it was NOT "cosmetic".

Just scroll back and read peeps.

well fuck me for being wrong
heh,no mention though of a musculature encapsulated vaginal barrel
believe me,if you gals came equiped with those....