Would this sell?

[reno240]

So the boys and I are sitting around drinking and we come up with this idea. We call it "Suzie Q"... It's for people with billiards tables... It's a naked woman on all fours. The breasts are the powder for your hands, the ass is a chalk holder and the bush is the table brush. We thought - then if she had one arm out you could hang the triangle from that and maybe also hold some cues along her arm. Were we just drunk and stupid or would bachelors with no class actually buy this thing?

 

[LuluDeren]

That'd be for Broadway's 'A Clockwork Orange: The Musical'. I'd be at the patent office pronto.

 

[reno240]

So we'd sell just one? That's no good.

 

[heatherrae]

CLASSY! Why not have the pool cues stick out of her rear?

 

[reno240]

CLASSY! Why not have the pool cues stick out of her rear?

Then where would the chalk go? How about that - everytime you want to chalk your cue - you just stick it in her ass. No that's class.

 

[patsfan1379]

Genius.

 

[LuluDeren]

So we'd sell just one? That's no good.

Broadway is notoriously rough on props, and Clockwork would run for....20 years.

 

[jack sparrow]

Put the chalk in her ass, and every time you chalk up your cue, she should make some screaming/moaning type sound. I'd buy one.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lololololo^^^^^^
I bet many guys would

 

[calveless wonder]

i'll take one of those and a "jump to conclusions" mat




only if you throw in a pet rock