Worst wedding incidents..

[AAP]

was reading this
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/06/02/weddings.from.hell/index.html

And out of curiosity, what are the worst things you have seen happen at a wedding.

I have :

watched a groom get knee locked and just keel right over

saw the wedding end the very next day in my house (I guess this counts)

pigeons released after the kiss that shit all over everyone when flying away

bride go in too fast for the "kiss" and chip her teeth

A Key West wedding that was between two people who had (obviously) never been to Key West before. They chose June and a beach wedding. By the time the bride walked down the aisle, the humidity had her hair (which several hours was spent on it) hanging down the side of her side like dreadlocks and her $400 make up job resembling Tammy Faye during a crying jag.

 

[the_alcatraz]

OMGosh. That beats my wedding incidents

 

[rnch]

no weddings in our future, hey AAP?

 

[gotmilk]

I saw a girl go "I Sally, will take you Paul, as your........"

and her husband's-to-be name was Todd.

Paul was her college ex........

there was dead silence from everyone sitting on the bride's side since we all went to college together and knew who Paul was.....

 

[gotmilk]

oh...and this is my all-time favorite.

I went to a wedding in Bumfuck Maine and the reception was held at a country-dancing hall, complete with outhouse style toilets attached to the main hall. When I say attached, I mean hang a right at the bar, walk 30 feet down the hall and the bathroom "stalls" were right there.

Stalls as in holes cut in the wooden floor. Plus, the meatheads running the place did not shovel (still not joking) the previous shit and piss from the day before....so the entire hallway smelled like some West Virginia wooden shitbox deep in the woods.

Most fucked up thing ever. Trying drinking 15 beers, eating bad chicken, crappy cake, and atleast 12 giant shots (coffee mugs) of Fire Water, then squating trying to shit in the stinky hole without shitting on your shoes.

 

[the_alcatraz]

wow...that's bad

I saw a girl go "I Sally, will take you Paul, as your........"

and her husband's-to-be name was Todd.

Paul was her college ex........

there was dead silence from everyone sitting on the bride's side since we all went to college together and knew who Paul was.....