Worst thing a female can say???

[SpyWizard]

You are not that baby's daddy

 

[Creepusmaximus]

oh dang, is that one a no no?.......

Yes it is.

 

[JR76]

"Does that come in adult size?"

or

"Would you feel the same way if I told you I was originally born as a male?"

 

[ricco561]

I know a girl who actually laugh and said "what the Hell you going to do with that?" when he took off his pants. Her comment was thankfully I had my clothes on so I could get out of there fast>

Burtal. If any of you guys need a date I have the girl for you. Completely hot and if she gains weight it goes directly to her boobs. True DD's there unless she decides she's to fat. Her fat is a size 2 I think.

That must of bruised your ego?

 

[drsketch]

You are not that baby's daddy

that could be bad if you been taking care of the kid for 10 years, but if its some slut you banged one night that would be a good thing.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Close 2nd is, "I'm pregnant."

shiver - spine

 

[digimon7068]

someone prolly already posted this but. . .

"is it in yet?"