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worst pick-up line

Guy Say's:You want to go play Army?

Girls say's: What's that?

Guy says: I lay down and you blow the helll out of me!

or

Do you use windex to clean your pants? cause I can see myself in them.
 
Raina said:
A guy told my sister "I want to stuff all your holes".

I think the weirdest thing someone said to me is that I'd make prime breeding stock.
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lmao!!!! Thats a extremly scientific pick up line :lmao:


covergirl - oh, dont tell me someone really told you all that :worried:

MM69 - you are the prime example of bad pick up lines :chomp:
 
blut wump said:
Do you shag?
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britsh people dont really say that, right?




a guy at gas station while I was pulling out told me I was the most beautufull readhead that he's seen. That was nice. But his face went sour when I told him I am married
 
foreigngirl said:
northern as scotish or northern as north england province?
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Northern England.

I was just thinking back to my youth and one of my friend's favourites was "My parents are out for the afternoon so the house is free". It worked well for him.
 
You put your finger in your drink then touch your shoulder then put it in the drink and touch her shoulder then say, "let's go back to my place and get out of these wet things".

Q: Are you legs tired?
A: Because you've been running through my mind all night.
 
blut wump said:
Northern England.

I was just thinking back to my youth and one of my friend's favourites was "My parents are out for the afternoon so the house is free". It worked well for him.
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that always works. I have heard that even back home
 
Deterass said:
I have used "you wanna fuck?" a few times and it worked.

There all whores except our mommy's . :)
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dont all men think that.


most common back home is - come over for coffee. By coffee, everyone knows what is ment
 
do you know what would look good on you?

Me.....
 
Covergrl80 said:
Guy Say's:You want to go play Army?

Girls say's: What's that?

Guy says: I lay down and you blow the helll out of me!

or

Do you use windex to clean your pants? cause I can see myself in them.
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CHEEEEEZY!!!!

:FRlol:
 
StickFigure said:
I have to go back to the "Stalker" thread now and change my choice from Erzulie to EJE. :chomp:
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Yeah, but I don't fit into the pic that you put up of you, Ez, and F.
 
I had an eye-talian friend of mine that would literally walk right up to a girl in a bar that was checking him out and get in real close and whisper in their ear, "How 'bout I take you back to my place and lick your pussy for 2 hours?"

Worked more times than I could have ever imagined! Fuggin' eye-ties!! :chomp:
 
How about "My name is Stick. I like to lick. You better not spit. Cause you I want to hit."
 
StickFigure said:
I had an eye-talian friend of mine that would literally walk right up to a girl in a bar that was checking him out and get in real close and whisper in their ear, "How 'bout I take you back to my place and lick your pussy for 2 hours?"

Worked more times than I could have ever imagined! Fuggin' eye-ties!! :chomp:
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do we all know him?
 
foreigngirl said:
I think I know you. You look so familiar. What is your name? :rolleyes:
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"Do you want to fuck?" is a better pick up line then that. REally. :)
 
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