Worst movies ever

[perkele]

A thread about really bad movies.

Speed 2, Kazaam, Gigli, Rocky V, Turbulance 3....


List and discuss.

 

[H_T_]

Ishtar. cuz everyone else said so.
Caddyshack 2.
any Stallone movie.
most SNL character movies.
gay porn.

 

[theoak01]

date movie was painful to watch,fucking horrid,dont even rent it when it comes out

 

[Scotsman]

I still place Zoolander in the top spot of worst movie ever made.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[novamanms]

Redneck Zombies, The Life Aquatic, The Night Porter, and King's Ransom

 

[eat big]

I still place Zoolander in the top spot of worst movie ever made.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I love you.


Also, From Justin to Kelly is awful too.

 

[sigweed]

Redneck Zombies, The Life Aquatic, The Night Porter, and King's Ransom

Life Aquatic was amazing


I'm thinking Doom or Blair Witch 2... anyone that has seen either will undoubtably agree hands down

 

[Assmangler]

Life Aquatic was no where near a bad movie. And to put it in the company of a movie like Redneck Zombies is rediculous. If you don't like it, fine. But please, don't try to say it was a bad movie.

 

[kethnaab]

I think Gigli is "overrated" as a bad movie. It was just at the time of the big Affleck/Lopez relationship overhype.

gigli was an average movie, but hardly "worst ever" material IMHO.

tons of "worst ever" style movies, the SNL reference is good. Most of them are beyond horrible.

and Sly had some good movies, not all of them were horrible.

 

[theoak01]

i didnt mind doom compaired to most video game movies

and zoolander was stupid but still funny

 

[flex229]

ever seen Playing God with David Duchovney?

horrid.

 

[lardo5150]

Blues brothers 2, Super Twink

 

[Sanel27]

Oh god there is soo many..........

Anaconda 2, Deuce Bigalow Male (European) Gigolo (both parts), Transportet 2 (cool cars, bad plotline and acting)

 

[robertoblanco]

Bless the Child, Hostel, Spawn...

 

[alphaIII]

So many bad movies....without listing any repeats, some that stand out are....

The Talented Mr. Ripley
Dark Water (soooooooooooo boring)
From Dusk Til Dawn (I'm sure some Tarantino fan wants to shoot me now)

Obviously there are some low-budget or no-name films that are f***ing terrible....but they're not worth mentioning.

 

[JayC9]

Anything staring Van Dame, Dolph Lundgren, Steven Seagal, Vin Diesel or The Rock.

 

[Lady Viking]

Eyes Wide Shut

 

[curling]

Bless the Child, Hostel, Spawn...

I agree on the first two heck refuse to watch both of them because of the lame discusting plot but Spawn was cool. I also think Zoolander was funny as shit. Y'all are not taking it the right way.

Another crap movie was The Devil's Rejects.

 

[krissy]

Eyes Wide Shut

Really? I thought it was interesting actually

 

[perkele]

Eyes Wide Shut

I'm glad Stanley Kubrick died before he could see that.

 

[perkele]

Armageddon

As bad as it was from the beginning I just had to stop watching first time when I saw Bruce Willis' face.

 

[Sean Scott]

Finding Neverland

 

[perkele]

Dude Where's My Car


OK, Jennifer Garner, Kristy Swanson and Marla Sokoloff...... yum, but without them I would have totally lost 1½ hours of my life.

 

[TheOak84]

any wedding movie, cept wedding crashers!

date movie
stallone rules - nuff said
segal is a douche
vin diesel - gay, that baby movie pathetic
u cant blame 80's movies for sucking
suburban commando
king kong - so theres like dozens of t rex's but one kong, wtf
i duno, theres alot of shitty movies

 

[tach]

Godzilla
Pearl Harbour
Godzilla
Troy
Godzilla
Alexander
Godzilla
Battlefield Earth
Godzilla
Blair Witch 2
Godzilla
The Postman
Godzilla
Waterworld
Godzilla

 

[eh!]

-from justin to kelly ( haven't seen it but its got to suck)
-glitter
-kazzam
-rollerball

 

[BigBearBob]

Deep Blue Sea

 

[Phaded]

godfather

 

[Huckster]

Being John Malkovich-One of the only movies I've ever walked out of.

 

[perkele]

godfather

Bro, you can't be serious!

 

[tictoc]

Waterworld, Costner should be shot for for making this dog.

 

[Phaded]

Bro, you can't be serious!

scarface

j/k..

bad movies?

i walked out of aeonflux within the first 5 mins.

that new basketball movie that is coming out.. LMAO @ that. wayne brady dressed up like a gangsta c'mon..

 

[wootoom]

are u fuckin kidding me? hOSTEL? that movie rocked

 

[musclemom]

Being John Malkovich-One of the only movies I've ever walked out of.

I've tried to watch that POS I don't know HOW many times, weird, stupid and boring.

How about Star Wars Episodes I - III?

In no particular order: Daredevil, The Hulk, It's Pat, Baby Geniuses, Showgirls, Moulon Rouge, any Jaws movie after the first one, Popeye, Judge Dredd, half the Rocky movies ...

 

[Al Gator]

Blair Witch 1 was awfull

 

[Phaded]

blair witch was sick..

 

[OfficerNate]

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Kids
Barb Wire
Save the Last Dance
Menace to Society

 

[Vpeach]

date movie, sin city, epic movie

 

[Phaded]

sin city? moron

 

[advanced-stealth]

Cabin fever stunk.

 

[doc holliday]

Banger sisters. -DOC

 

[flex229]

how bout the Substitute 1 and 2?

 

[hyp1]

I would have to say the movie Bug was the worst fucking movie I've ever seen.

Basically the story line is about some schizophrenic mothefucker that falls in love with Ashley Judd and convinces her that they are both infested with microscopic bugs.it reminded me of two methheads tweaking way the fuck out and hallucinating their asses off and finally committing suicide to end their contrived torment.

 

[lanky]

alli was terrible ,, c-mmon fresh prince ,,i can see your roid acne through your makeup

 

[Tatyana]

Being John Malkovich-One of the only movies I've ever walked out of.

I thought it was really clever and entertaining. Similarly Eternal Sunshine of the Endless Soul


In all honesty, I don't watch that many movies, however, I have had the misfortune to watch:

Titanic

Bridget Jone's Diary

Face/off

4-5 hours of my life I will never get back

 

[Spartacus]

the talented mr ripley
the date and I walked out

 

[the_alcatraz]

Scream Series

 

[BIGBUCK$]

nacho libre

 

[fitness-rubber]

nacho libre

Agreed. Turned it off within 10 minutes or so.

 

[chaos13]

a bee movie sucked, but wasn't expecting much

 

[hurricane]

beaches ..love stories make me puke

 

[aimhigh2008]

Blair Witch project

 

[TheOak84]

date movie

 

[Nick_Escalantes]

Smokey and the bandit, Part III

 

[awesomejay]

shoot 'em up

 

[BigBearBob]

Blair Witch project

^^^

 

[bottleneckblooz]

The Royal Tannenbaum's (sp?) comes to mind.

 

[billfred]

For the Love of the Game

Only movie I have ever walked out of.

How many Kevin Costner movies are on this list?

 

[flex229]

watch this one, and tell me if you don't puke.

"Playing God" w/david duchovney

horrid movie.

 

[sugashane]

Highway to Hell and Satan's Little Helper Both were supposed to be scary (wanted to watch something scary with my gf ) and were BEYOND PATHETIC!!

 

[asapnutrition1]

Boat Trip starring Cuba Gooding Jr.

 

[HAYEZ]

i like boat trip...lmao...roselyn sanchez is fuckign smokin in it....

 

[pappad]

A New World!

For the record I am NOT racist I have 2 black kids!

But,

Any remake of a movie to make it a black movie! Just dumb!!

Remember the Patrick Dempsey movie, "Loverboy?"

They made a remake with black actors with almost the same script.

They have gone from sampling real musicians to now movies!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

Slava Tsuckerman's "Liquid Sky". Amazingly awful.

It's no wonder the word "suck" is contained within his last name...

 

[Bridger]

The Royal Tannenbaum's (sp?) comes to mind.

that movie(most by wes anderson are awesome)is great.

 

[SCREW]

The new Halloween with Rob Zombie... that was horrible

nothin beats the 1st Halloween

 

[TheOak84]

Jaws 3-D

 

[iggy]

Phantasm, but its hilarious

 

[pdaddyII]

Boat Trip starring Cuba Gooding Jr.

Holy + motherfucking 1

 

[iggy]

American Band Camp, and Just Married

 

[JDid23]

The Spirit is by far the worst movie i have ever seen in my life

 

[-SD-]

"Bug"-almost made me dump my fiance because she chose it for rental on demand.

 

[JDid23]

"Bug"-almost made me dump my fiance because she chose it for rental on demand.

lmao idk why but i just laughed at that

 

[sonicwaste]

Before the Devil Knows Your Dead

 

[deadwood]

Curb Your Enthusiasm seasons 1-6 dvd
The Tribe seasons 1-5 dvd boxset
Las Vegas Seasons 1-5 DVD
that 70s show season dvds
Dirty Sexy Money Seasons 1-2 dvd
21 Jump Street 1-5 dvds
Everybody Hates Chris seasons 1-4 dvd
the closer 1-4 dvd boxset
Planet Earth & The Blue Planet dvd boxset

 

[jadelee]

I don't know as for others but Bruno is perfectly getting on my nerves. + Fear Planet, stupid movie.

 

[crazzycat]

Friday the 13th

 

[RickO'Shea]

Spy Kids 3-D, Ghostrider, Catwoman, Elektra, Ultraviolet

 

[AmazedAndUsed]

The Animal...pretty damn bad

 

[Mark Kinston]

Mine would be meet the spartans and redneck zombies

 

[nouse4one]

Donno if any one has droped DRAG ME TO HELL yet put it was literally painfull to watch. The director should be shot... twice

 

[monumani13]

MY all time worst movies is :

Applo 18
Carnage
Final Sweet potato
The Mayors
50 - 50

 

[cynusalisa]

The most worst movie I have ever seen is-
Paranormal activity......

 

[gregwell]

Hancock is the worst movie.....

 

[Sprintz]

Hancock is awful

 

[gregwell]

Hancock and Batman are the worst movies I have ever seen

 

[Typo]

Twighlight- breaking dawn part 1.

I thought it was some kind of joke the theater guy was playing on me, turns out it was the real movie

 

[King 604]

Anything stupid like Twilight and Harry Potter and gay ass shit like that.

 

[nishu]

i didnt mind doom compaired to most video game movies

and zoolander was stupid but still funny

Yah I do agree with you

 

[aliciad]

Scary movies series. These are the worst ever movies.

 

[ThaGeneral]

Twilight worst and i only watched about 20min before i fell asleep in the theatre and some 12 yr old girl woke me up because i was snoring too loud!!!!!! Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[DrRon]

The Man of Steel

 

[placez]

battlefield earth i think with john travolta