Work vent... Sorry

[Spartacus]

here dad

 

[miplank]

Shut yer mouth

 

[Spartacus]

I did beautiful work
that guy was so disfigured from his heft and laying sideways so many years
I saw photos of him young and he was US air force supreme physical condition
and then there was an accident

 

[Spartacus]

whats bad is when peeps are all tore up in a car accident
and the family demands to see them
before I can do my magic

 

[Spartacus]

yeah yeah dad is dead
I need confirmation
christ

 

[Spartacus]

I don't let em
you are not going to have this horror show image in your mind's eye forever
sue me

 

[Spartacus]

and they did
I think we paid out 80 grand for a baby burial we did for free
like sued us because the memorial was 11 inches off
by a big oak tree
I used to take special care of that baby
and then get sued

 

[Spartacus]

44 years old and I'm out in the cemetery in the hot alabama sun manicuring memorials with a weedeater
some stuff you have to do yourself

 

[miplank]

Gimme 80 grand

 

[Spartacus]

<evil rich businessman