Women

[BBR100]

As usual Musclemom breaks this down accurately or at least in a way i can understand. After a lot of years I still don't understand women... i do get the last line.

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So be careful - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."



Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

 

[bw1]

As usual Musclemom breaks this down accurately or at least in a way i can understand. After a lot of years I still don't understand women... 'cept for the last line.

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So be careful - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."



Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

What if I give her cawk, then what??????????

 

[BBR100]

What if I give her cawk, then what??????????

herps

 

[mwm5]

What if I give her cawk, then what??????????

a nice prostrate massage

 

[bw1]

a nice prostrate massage

 

[Bikini Mod]

Do you have to work at pissing us men off or does it just come naturally? I mean do you wake up in the morning, put you bitch holsters on and start firing away? Fuck!

To be 100% honest, it depends on the man and the infraction.

If you are not my S/O I could care less whether you live or die so in those cases NO, there is zero premeditation on my part so IF you get your underoos in a bind over something I did/did not do/say or the way that I did/did not do/say it IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. Have a beer, belch long and loud while scratching your balls and fantisizing about any female's bewbies and any thought of hostility that you had, I am certain, will quickly become a distant memory, if you remember it at all.

If, however, you are my Old Grump then it all depends...

 

[drsketch]

What if I give her cawk, then what??????????

she'll give you tah hivs

 

[drsketch]

a nice prostrate massage

u sick man

 

[bw1]

To be 100% honest, it depends on the man and the infraction.

If you are not my S/O I could care less whether you live or die so in those cases NO, there is zero premeditation on my part so IF you get your underoos in a bind over something I did/did not do/say or the way that I did/did not do/say it IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. Have a beer, belch long and loud while scratching your balls and fantisizing about any female's bewbies and any thought of hostility that you had, I am certain, will quickly become a distant memory, if you remember it at all.

If, however, you are my Old Grump then it all depends...

I am talking about S/O.....You're the devil, oh and gimme some k and a ass pic

 

[drsketch]

I am talking about S/O.....You're the devil, oh and gimme some k and a ass vid

Fixed!