Women

[bw1]

I get the love shakes. That's when you get really excited about someone and your insides shiver.

pics?

 

[Smurfy]

pics?

sure. you got a camera?

 

[*The_West*]

no no no smurfs, you got it the wrong way round. the love shakes is when you are really excited about someone being inside you and you shiver.

 

[Smurfy]

no no no smurfs, you got it the wrong way round. the love shakes is when you are really excited about someone being inside you and you shiver.

that too lol

 

[chris302001]

no no no smurfs, you got it the wrong way round. the love shakes is when you are really excited about someone being inside you and you shiver.

lol

 

[heatherrae]

Do you have to work at pissing us men off or does it just come naturally? I mean do you wake up in the morning, put you bitch holsters on and start firing away? Fuck!

I'm extra dedicated to this endeavor. Yes, indeedy, sweetie.

 

[NEO1]

I'm guessing you have your masters degree

I'm extra dedicated to this endeavor. Yes, indeedy, sweetie.

 

[musclemom]

Do you have to work at pissing us men off or does it just come naturally? I mean do you wake up in the morning, put you bitch holsters on and start firing away? Fuck!

My husband and I were talking about this in the car last night. I made the observation that most guys, if you keep food in the house, they can find their clothes, there isn't shit (literally) all over the floor and you're reasonably pleasant to them will be basically content. Most women, on the other hand, are fucking itches. Even if they should be content, they find something to be irritated about, even if they have to create it, whether it's bitching about their family, gossiping about the neighbors, seeing something on t.v. the house needs, complaining about the age of the car, bitching at their kids, whatever.

Now, gentlemen, I happen to have a theory: this "irritation" gene is attached to the "nesting" gene, which is also attached to the shoe gene. Some women are not born with this gene. In other words, if a chick ain't into shoes, she's probably pretty fucking easy going ... HOWEVER, realize in giving up the bitch gene, if you marry this woman she ain't gonna give a flying fuck if the living room furniture matches or if the laundry is folded with military precision and she will never be high maintenance in terms of her own appearance ... but she'll smile at you in the morning and hug you tightly after a hard day at work

 

[bw1]

My husband and I were talking about this in the car last night. I made the observation that most guys, if you keep food in the house, they can find their clothes, there isn't shit (literally) all over the floor and you're reasonably pleasant to them will be basically content. Most women, on the other hand, are fucking itches. Even if they should be content, they find something to be irritated about, even if they have to create it, whether it's bitching about their family, gossiping about the neighbors, seeing something on t.v. the house needs, complaining about the age of the car, bitching at their kids, whatever.

Now, gentlemen, I happen to have a theory: this "irritation" gene is attached to the "nesting" gene, which is also attached to the shoe gene. Some women are not born with this gene. In other words, if a chick ain't into shoes, she's probably pretty fucking easy going ... HOWEVER, realize in giving up the bitch gene, if you marry this woman she ain't gonna give a flying fuck if the living room furniture matches or if the laundry is folded with military precision and she will never be high maintenance in terms of her own appearance ... but she'll smile at you in the morning and hug you tightly after a hard day at work

lol, I u

 

[bw1]

I'm extra dedicated to this endeavor. Yes, indeedy, sweetie.

I know you are a master, don't make me get you in a head lock