S stilleto ELITE MENTOR EF VIP Oct 19, 2006 #41 HumanTarget said: women don't toss salad on a first date. disappointing. i have condiments in my glove compartment. Click to expand... i bet they would if you showered.
HumanTarget said: women don't toss salad on a first date. disappointing. i have condiments in my glove compartment. Click to expand... i bet they would if you showered.
H_T_ Da Pope Platinum Oct 19, 2006 #42 stilleto said: i bet they would if you showered. Click to expand... i do shower and my ass is hairy. i can't help that. hairy ass = wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. please help me.
stilleto said: i bet they would if you showered. Click to expand... i do shower and my ass is hairy. i can't help that. hairy ass = wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. please help me.
S stilleto ELITE MENTOR EF VIP Oct 19, 2006 #43 HumanTarget said: i do shower and my ass is hairy. i can't help that. hairy ass = wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. please help me. Click to expand... i'm sorry, but that's one problem I don't deal with. call me anal. no wait. don't.
HumanTarget said: i do shower and my ass is hairy. i can't help that. hairy ass = wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. please help me. Click to expand... i'm sorry, but that's one problem I don't deal with. call me anal. no wait. don't.
H_T_ Da Pope Platinum Oct 19, 2006 #44 stilleto said: i'm sorry, but that's one problem I don't deal with. call me anal. no wait. don't. Click to expand... let's make out while we share a bidet.
stilleto said: i'm sorry, but that's one problem I don't deal with. call me anal. no wait. don't. Click to expand... let's make out while we share a bidet.
S stilleto ELITE MENTOR EF VIP Oct 19, 2006 #45 HumanTarget said: let's make out while we share a bidet. Click to expand... lol. it better be one big bidet. this is me you're talking to.
HumanTarget said: let's make out while we share a bidet. Click to expand... lol. it better be one big bidet. this is me you're talking to.
H_T_ Da Pope Platinum Oct 19, 2006 #46 stilleto said: lol. it better be one big bidet. this is me you're talking to. Click to expand... let's just get a hot tub with super strong jets. not accidental enema strong, but strong enough to workout some of my willnots.
stilleto said: lol. it better be one big bidet. this is me you're talking to. Click to expand... let's just get a hot tub with super strong jets. not accidental enema strong, but strong enough to workout some of my willnots.
S stilleto ELITE MENTOR EF VIP Oct 19, 2006 #47 HumanTarget said: let's just get a hot tub with super strong jets. not accidental enema strong, but strong enough to workout some of my willnots. Click to expand... what do you mean, "accidental"? that's the best part!
HumanTarget said: let's just get a hot tub with super strong jets. not accidental enema strong, but strong enough to workout some of my willnots. Click to expand... what do you mean, "accidental"? that's the best part!
H_T_ Da Pope Platinum Oct 19, 2006 #48 stilleto said: what do you mean, "accidental"? that's the best part! Click to expand... yep. all of my dates end up with a nice, frothy enema.
stilleto said: what do you mean, "accidental"? that's the best part! Click to expand... yep. all of my dates end up with a nice, frothy enema.
Frisky ~QUEEN BITCH~ Platinum Oct 20, 2006 #49 velvett said: You gotta say what you like to get it. Click to expand... werd!
H_T_ Da Pope Platinum Oct 20, 2006 #50 Frisky said: werd! Click to expand... i'd like you to stfu. and i'm an earthshaking lay.
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