Alright, believe it or not i've actaully had a similar discussion with my husband, this may not be YOUR particular problem but I'll tell ya what OUR problem is:HumanTarget said:
musclemom said:
well, when i hear a gurl moaning, and groaning and looking like or sounding like she is close (because i pay attention to you women) i keep hammering away. i keep that stroke going. i can hear all of my coaches yelling at me "Do not stop HT! don't you fucking stop for one sec! if you do, it's game!" and i keep plowing until the ref signals TD. but you ladies treat my dick like a prop at a CarrotTop show.musclemom said:
I have never, in my ENTIRE SEXUAL CAREER (okay, less than 10 but still) been with a man who made any kind of noise, I kid you NOT. You'd think they were giraffes.redsamurai said:I'm going to have to side with the boys on this one......between men and women, I whole heartedly beleive that men are the first to "moan" or "groan" if something is being done right. Women are the first to become frustrated and give up if the man hasn't ejaculated in 5 minutes. MM....next time you don't get a rise out of your man.....throw his legs in the air and give his ass a quick tongue lashing......that'll wake him up good!!....
and while I'm not exactly Jenna Jamison I think I'm a reasonably enthusiastic bed partner (for heaven's sake I've had men fight over me, I can't be too shabby).
women like to dabble. in many things, cooking, gardening, home decor/repair, but never wanna be an expert. i don't think women undestand the complexity of the human penis. it's like the most advanced creation in the universe. the clitorusk is quite simple and poorly designed. but very easy to use and manipulate. women don't have the smarts to handle a penis, it's like giving them a light saber....string_bean00 said:
You take a good sized cucumber (one the size of little HT), you go home, you give that thing a blowjob in private for as long as you think is appropriate. And be fair, work hard, really try ... then you come back here and tell me giving head is easyHumanTarget said:
uh, yep. i just got pwned. thank you, thank you very much. i'll be under my blanket with my produce if anyone needs me.musclemom said:You take a good sized cucumber (one the size of little HT), you go home, you give that thing a blowjob in private for as long as you think is appropriate. And be fair, work hard, really try ... then you come back here and tell me giving head is easy
Right....Do it for longer than 45 minutes without stopping and see how your jaw feels! Oh by the way dont forget to get all into it. Be the girl that you want HT, be her!musclemom said:You take a good sized cucumber (one the size of little HT), you go home, you give that thing a blowjob in private for as long as you think is appropriate. And be fair, work hard, really try ... then you come back here and tell me giving head is easy
HumanTarget said:
these women folk will try and outwit me from time to time. but i play stupid to lull them into a false sense confidence. and then i'm on them, like Godzilla on a Japanese port.redsamurai said:I'm sold.....HT is god. No seriously, I truly feel in the presence of greatness......he's almost ethereal!!....(sp?)
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