Women---AArrrgghhh!!

[sereneman]

I just got a call from my friend's wife. I was just about to leave to work out. She says in this sexy little Russian girl voice, "What are yu duin? Can you cum over an hilp us tok our couch to te dumpster?". That was pretty smart of him, I have to admit. My friend knows if he would have asked, I would have said Hell no, I'm about to work out.

 

[casavant]

I get shanghaied into moving shit a lot too. It's like people think you actually want to lift their heavy-ass furniture and appliances. Like you're in a fucking strongman competition and are going to get a trophy or something.

"Hey, all the pizza and beer you want."

"How about I go get my own sixer of Bud Light for $5.45, you keep your damn pizza, and I keep my damn Saturday for myself?"

Yeah.

 

[PHATchik]

I'll be honest. I've done this before. lol. Sometimes, you just need some help moving stuff.

 

[big4life]

I'll be honest. I've done this before. lol. Sometimes, you just need some help moving stuff.

You mean that you had your Russian wife call up one of your male friends to move furniture for you?


On second thought, that might be interesting.

 

[PHATchik]

You mean that you had your Russian wife call up one of your male friends to move furniture for you?


On second thought, that might be interesting.

Smart ass.

 

[Citruscide]

I'll help any woman move furnature if she uses the right tone... but then.. .she usually gives me sex... because sight of me getting all lathered up moving her shit around turns her the fuck on I guess ohh well... move furnature for sex, ok by me!

C

 

[jesus 2]

i don't like that just because you are bigger people come to you first to move shit. it's happened at work and outside of work. i think it's bullshit.

j to da 2

 

[big4life]

Smart ass.

 

[Nathan]

Agreed. I get "Nathan come here and help me move this - it needs to go up to the attic."
I'm all, "What the fuck is it?"
They're all, "A heavy-ass air conditioner."
My final word on the subject, "Fuck that and fuck you for asking. I'm busy." I then proceed to turn myself over on the couch and scratch my ass some. If the subject is pursued further I'm sure to remind them that being big has other perks besides being good at lifting heavy shit, namely pummeling smaller people.

 

[PHATchik]

i don't like that just because you are bigger people come to you first to move shit. it's happened at work and outside of work. i think it's bullshit.

j to da 2

Hey, I don't just go to big people. lol. The 3 guys that moved me in for the school year weren't big. So there.

 

[casavant]

Hey, I don't just go to big people. lol. The 3 guys that moved me in for the school year weren't big. So there.

More people need to realize this fact- that a few smaller people are just as effective at moving your run-of-the-mill junk. If it's a safe or something, then I might understand.

 

[PHATchik]

More people need to realize this fact- that a few smaller people are just as effective at moving your run-of-the-mill junk. If it's a safe or something, then I might understand.

They did a good job moving me in. And I helped. (a little)

 

[posthuman]

You could always say you have a training related injury such as back pain.If she later learns you went and did heavy deads instead of helping her say it was part of your rehab.

 

[casavant]

Working about 52 hours a week, I just tell them I'm busy. Which is true.

 

[sereneman]

You could always say you have a training related injury such as back pain.If she later learns you went and did heavy deads instead of helping her say it was part of your rehab.

She said, "Big muscle man" when I got there. She was obviously flirting. She gave me a hug before I left. She probably would fuck me, but I wouldn't do that to my friend. And I here you guys, I hate moving furniture. Ignorant people say stuff like, "You need to put those muscles to some use." As if that's the reason we work out, so we can lift bulky heavy objects and get injured. Damn good way to get hurt.

 

[casavant]

She said, "Big muscle man" when I got there. She was obviously flirting. She gave me a hug before I left. She probably would fuck me, but I wouldn't do that to my friend. And I here you guys, I hate moving furniture. Ignorant people say stuff like, "You need to put those muscles to some use." As if that's the reason we work out, so we can lift bulky heavy objects and get injured. Damn good way to get hurt.

I don't mind being a hero once in a while, but I'd rather use my muscle to haul kegs and help my pops load firewood, fence, etc, then to move someone's shit. It's usually too damn tedious anyway.

 

[jesus 2]

Hey, I don't just go to big people. lol. The 3 guys that moved me in for the school year weren't big. So there.

well then, you are cool. just keep asking the small people to move your stuff. they need the workout anyway. i need to save my energy for my workouts.

jesus 2

 

[PHATchik]

well then, you are cool. just keep asking the small people to move your stuff. they need the workout anyway. i need to save my energy for my workouts.

jesus 2

Lol. So J2, I have some heavy stuff that needs moving. When are you available?

 

[Frackal]

Nothing will stop me from making it to the gym once I have eaten a dymetadrine extreme.

 

[jesus 2]

Lol. So J2, I have some heavy stuff that needs moving. When are you available?

well, for you, i guess whenever you need me. remember, jesus 2 is here for you.