Woman in Kitchen in office

[sweed]

SO im bringing my food into our kitchen.. hardly a "kitchen" , but we call it that.. its got soda machine. snack machine, fridge, micro, toaster, coffee machine dispender thing.. anyways.. im taking out my tupperware containers with steak and rice, and the larger larger larger woman goes... so thats u making the place smell up all day with that good smelling food.. I got "yup" and this other guy goes.. " ya he eats like 5 meals a day."
so i go, " no, its more like 10 -12 meals a day" .. then the big woman goes... "well, how come your not bigger?"
I didn;t say anything because i didn't want to be like, " well im tryin to get bigger" cuz i didn;t want to like make her feel bad for what ever reason. but wtf.. that kinda made me feel small.. damn bigorexia.. time to eat!

 

[from zero]

She meant bigger as in fatter. You fat pile of fat piles of fat.

 

[Y_lifter]

You should have whipped out your boombox, slapped in your Wham CD
and showed that beotch your latest pose routine ending with a slap
across her pig like jowels..

 

[SoKlueles]

that was sweet you werent rude to her to hurt her feelings

 

[sweed]

She meant bigger as in fatter. You fat pile of fat piles of fat.

ya true... i see her nibbling on bits of bread and here i am chowing down every 2 hours.. barbaque sauce all over my face and shirt.. and her just looking at me dumbfounded, lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

ya true... i see her nibbling on bits of bread and here i am chowing down every 2 hours.. barbaque sauce all over my face and shirt.. and her just looking at me dumbfounded, lol

lol, yeah, but she will be filling her face with cake as soon as she gets home

 

[hamstershaver]

i would of called her a lard ass, then bent her over the kitchen table and had my way with her

 

[SoKlueles]

i would of called her a lard ass, then bent her over the kitchen table and had my way with her

 

[sweed]

i would of called her a lard ass, then bent her over the kitchen table and had my way with her

I actually did , but said i didn;'t so the ladies like SoK would think of me as gentleman like.. and "sweet"

 

[SoKlueles]

I actually did , but said i didn;'t so the ladies like SoK would think of me as gentleman like.. and "sweet"

I knew guys like u were too good to be true

 

[sweed]

I knew guys like u were too good to be true

if a guy is too good to be true... hes really a woman

 

[SoKlueles]

if a guy is too good to be true... hes really a woman

true
but how do i get hammy to take out the garbage?

 

[Pamela]

i would of called her a lard ass, then bent her over the kitchen table and had my way with her

What if she broke the table?

 

[sweed]

true
but how do i get hammy to take out the garbage?

why not tell him to take it uot after hes done puttin on his dress

 

[SoKlueles]

why not tell him to take it uot after hes done puttin on his dress

(*@*)

 

[Dunk]

maggots michael your eating maggots.

 

[sweed]

(*@*)

what the??

maggots michael your eating maggots.

i was feelin a lost boys quote buddy! lol

people are strange , when your a stranger...

 

[rudeboyja]

What if she broke the table?

LOL!!

 

[Deterass]

that was sweet you werent rude to her to hurt her feelings

What is it with you taking up for fat people?You're not fat so why do you care about the fat fucks?

 

[SoKlueles]

What is it with you taking up for fat people?You're not fat so why do you care about the fat fucks?

because someone has to take up for them

 

[sweed]

because someone has to take up for them

what she said

 

[chewyxrage]

lol, yeah, but she will be filling her face with cake as soon as she gets home

No doubt, lotsa fat people put up a front when around other people....it's stupid. We know your fat and you eat like a pig so just why try to hide it?


only exception to this is someone overweight who is actually dieting and exercising....they have my respect.

 

[sweed]

only exception to this is someone overweight who is actually dieting and exercising....they have my respect.

also pregnant woman that watch what they eat and look smokin from behind.... we got one here as well.. shes doing a good job... her husband must be happy

 

[SoKlueles]

also pregnant woman that watch what they eat and look smokin from behind.... we got one here as well.. shes doing a good job... her husband must be happy

was that big woman pregnant?

 

[sweed]

was that big woman pregnant?

no.. the big woman is big,the pregant woman is pregant... i brought another woman in ther... sorry..... and then there is "Sweater" :drool:......