Scotsman
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So last night at my gym, apparently without my knowledge, it was shameward spiral night. First off there was the little guy doing boxing moves with the five pound dumbells in his hands, then doing spinning jump kicks right in front of the dumbell racks. Then there were the kids doing "straigh leg deads". I put that in quotes as this was the ugliest version of an sldl I have ever seen. The were barely moving their hips and somehow folding their back in half. Best part they were up on this little platform so they could really stretch. Then the other kids doing bench and not coming within six inches of their chests. Along side them were the superheroe squad (no legs) leaving their plates on all the machines so the staff will have to come pick them up. Finally was the total douschebag I call stone cold (kind of looks like steve austin). He tried to do 385 without a spotter. Luckily he bounced hard enough to rebound up to the safeties so I didn't have to watch him die on the bench, not that I would have been sad the guy is a dick. All in all it was the most pathetic display of poor lifting I have seen since I ran my college gym.
Cheers,
Scotsman
Cheers,
Scotsman