why would a fat kid want to play soccer?

[Y_lifter]

If you must put him somewhere safer, try one of the wing positions.
No damage done there and you can still work around him in the middle or
the other side if needed.

And on corner kicks he can sit on the keeper when the ball comes in.

 

[vansmack2000]

the thing i find funny is fatties who lift only weights @ the gym. Fucking take a jog @ least

 

[canadianhitman]

This is why I think I will need to transition from 'fun' league coach to rep team competitive coach very quickly when I start coaching hockey down the road. Losing sucks...and it sucks even more when it's one or two weak links that are mostly responsible for the losing. My advice to you is to get the qualifications necessary to coach in the competitive league in your area if you don't have them already, and stop coaching the 'fun' league. Problem solved. Then you can cut the slow, the fat, the weak, the uncoordinated, the undedicated, the selfish, the lazy, ect. on the first day of tryouts.

 

[HS Lifter]

What ever happened to the fattie?

 

[jestro]

Hey, this is a quality post!

The fatty in question couldn't handle summer practices and quit this year. Just let it be known, I was VERY nice to her.
This year I assisted, and let another dude take over, I was getting burned out. We are 7-0-2, and if we win or tie tomorrow, we win the division!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Womens soccer sounds like a good fit for you.