why we split up

[obiwan9962]

k
my gf and i did not really split
it's just a joke i wanted to share:



Why we split up!

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.










btw ef orbettes don't bash the messenger
i love my girlfriend very much

 

[SoKlueles]

holy crap lol

 

[hamstershaver]

sorry to hear you split up

 

[javaguru]

k
my gf and i did not really split
it's just a joke i wanted to share:



Why we split up!

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.










btw ef orbettes don't bash the messenger
i love my girlfriend very much

Dude, that's my sense of humor and women NEVER appreciate it like your friends.

 

[obiwan9962]

sorry to hear you split up

we didn't nutbar

 

[obiwan9962]

Dude, that's my sense of humor and women NEVER appreciate it like your friends.

must have been your delivery
did you have a beer in your hand?

 

[javaguru]

must have been your delivery
did you have a beer in your hand?

that's the worst way to do it....unless she's drunk....

 

[obiwan9962]

that's the worst way to do it....unless she's drunk....

*sighs*
padawan you will learn the way of the force

 

[javaguru]

*sighs*
padawan you will learn the way of the force

I'm not saying it doesn't "work on them but your friends will appreciate it. The woman just sees you as an ass she wants to tame....I know...

 

[obiwan9962]

I'm not saying it doesn't "work on them but your friends will appreciate it. The woman just sees you as an ass she wants to tame....I know...

my woman doesn't want to tame me
she know's i am too old to tame
she just has to wait til i take a nap
lol

 

[javaguru]

my woman doesn't want to tame me
she know's i am too old to tame
she just has to wait til i take a nap
lol

Then cut off Jr?

 

[rocky_road]

k
my gf and i did not really split
it's just a joke i wanted to share:



Why we split up!

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.

LOLOLOLOL. I think i've heard that one before but it's still gr8

 

[obiwan9962]

Then cut of Jr?

wtf?
jr?

 

[obiwan9962]

LOLOLOLOL. I think i've heard that one before but it's still gr8

thank you miss





see java
it's all in the delivery

 

[javaguru]

wtf?
jr?

Little obiwan...bobbitt style....

 

[obiwan9962]

Little obiwan...bobbitt style....

little?
lol
if you think so

 

[javaguru]

Little obiwan...bobbitt style....

Like your penis.....

 

[obiwan9962]

Like your penis.....

it felt huge in your hand last night

 

[javaguru]

it felt huge in your hand last night

Dreams are a wondrful thing....they give hope to the hopeless.

 

[obiwan9962]

Dreams are a wondrful thing....they give hope to the hopeless.

lol
sorry could not help myself
my gf is so tight my size is not an issue
even if it was
now let's get back to my joke


or you need another cupa?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dude, that's my sense of humor and women NEVER appreciate it like your friends.

Aint that the truth.

I told a couple stories around my guy friends the other week and they were in tears laughing.

I told the same story to some of my female friends and they kinda got upset.

It was just corny, funny, joking around stories that actually happened to me, but females can't find humor in it.

 

[obiwan9962]

Aint that the truth.

I told a couple stories around my guy friends the other week and they were in tears laughing.

I told the same story to some of my female friends and they kinda got upset.

It was just corny, funny, joking around stories that actually happened to me, but females can't find humor in it.

did you have a beer in your hand?

 

[rocky_road]

see java
it's all in the delivery

yup, lol.

 

[alien amp pharm]

did you have a beer in your hand?

a beer in one, my penis in the other.

maybe that's why the girls weren't amused.

 

[obiwan9962]

a beer in one, my penis in the other.

maybe that's why the girls weren't amused.

lol
well now
i almost expected that response from the other aap
you two confuse me