Crystal Meth is the BOSS! The moment I took my first burning snootful, I understood that this was the drug for me. Speed eliminates all doubts. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look hot in this plastic jumpsuit? These questions are for insecure potheads. A speed enthusiast knows that everything he says or does is brilliant.
The upswing is that, speed eliminates the need for both eating and sleeping, so you have a full twenty four hours a day to spread your charm and talent. And the conversations you can have on it...... speed heats the brain to a full boil, leaving the mouth functioning as a fulminating exhaust pipe.
Oh and the weight loss part.... in a few months after losing so much weight and hair, you will be looking like a cocktail onion speared on a toothpick.
You gotta love it.
The upswing is that, speed eliminates the need for both eating and sleeping, so you have a full twenty four hours a day to spread your charm and talent. And the conversations you can have on it...... speed heats the brain to a full boil, leaving the mouth functioning as a fulminating exhaust pipe.
Oh and the weight loss part.... in a few months after losing so much weight and hair, you will be looking like a cocktail onion speared on a toothpick.
You gotta love it.