Why is it.....

[WODIN]

Sometimes when I take a whiz it's regular pressure and everything is fine, then other times its like the gauge has be opened to full force and I could knock of pedestrians. Using my mighty flow of piss as a crowd control tool. Yes its that powerful...plus I just made an Anaconda.

 

[HappyScrappy]

what is worse is when you are like overfull, and the extra pressure causes it to close off a little bit, so you start out with all of this backpressure, but it is limited by the diameter of the control valve (sphinctersayswhat) until finally enough gets out that the internal pressure lowers and then it can really get out.

I figure if you drink enough beer and hold out to pee, when you finally do pee, it is as good as sex.

so for those of you not getting laid, you need to drink more.

for so many reasons.

 

[havoc]

I have been pondering my urinating regiment as of late as well, seems like I piss an honest 15 times a day at the least

 

[Bullit]

Sometimes when i shit the log is too big for my sphincter so pressure builds up as my face turns red trying to force it out.

Then that fucker launches outta there like a meteor and splashes my arse.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Drinking 2 gallons of water every day I piss every 20 minutes.

Sometimes if I have to hold it, when I do piss, I crack the urinal!

 

[WODIN]

15 Times a day is way up there. I do 8 or 9 and for some strange reason even if I haven't had a bunch of water as soon as I get home I have to pee like a race horse. I really don't know how race horses peee but I'm sure its with urgency.

HS is right about the drinking. If you are drinking mass quantities of beer then continue to do so or increase your consumption.

 

[vixenbabe]

Like the poll stated: I can tinkle with the best of 'em.

I water the lily at least 7 times per day on this end.

 

[supersizeme]

Is it just me or does everyone in this thread want their asses kicked? Oh I think so.

 

[gymtime]

Can't really say. I don't have that problem 'cuz of my narrow urethra.

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[WODIN]

I think Socrates said it best when he said "What was that I just drank."

 

[HappyScrappy]

Is it just me or does everyone in this thread want their asses kicked? Oh I think so.

okay dancetastic, you need to back off on the "I'm gonna beat your ass down" attitude and get back to brining me coffee.
None of us care that people call you "Big Joey" down at the gym - you are still a loser here, and that is all that matters. Real life doesn't count - so stop trying to act like you are the man here, when we all already fucking know that p60 is the man here.
Anyone else that thinks otherwise needs an assfucking.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm soooo glad I have the attention span as short as some of the men's pee pee's on this thread....

 

[The Ranger]

I'm not posting then....Thanx Vix.......

Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[beastboy]

Why do I piss a straight line sometimes, but other times it fans out?

 

[Bullit]

BTW WIDOIN we all know that you made this up since a man of your advanced age must be rockin the Depends.

 

[Zebo]

I didn't have to pee until ya'll started talking about it......

be right back......

 

[WODIN]

Bullit I am being totally honest here. You fucking Canadians...you are all evil with your Kraft Dinners, mayo and "eh!" all over the place!

It's time to bind supersizme up in leather with a big red ball in his mouth and invade Canada.

 

[havoc]

I think Socrates said it best when he said "What was that I just drank."

Actually it was "I drank what"

 

[Testosterone boy]

so for those of you not getting laid, you need to drink more.

for so many reasons. [/B]

Hehe...a classic.

When i know the pressure will cause problems, I tie a knot in the Johnson in order to control the flow. problem solved. Lacking time for that, I squeeze it between the knees. I once had to go so urgently that all I could was step on it to slow things down.

Oh the problems.