Why is it so hard...

[Wulfgar]

to find a good quality girl out there like the stripper @ phaded's bachelor party? Ive looked high and low for a wonderful girl who I can settle down with, sniff coke of her tits, tag team her with my boys, shove mag-lites in her snatch, take her home to mom , and have raise my children.
Is it me? Is there something wrong with me?
discuss

 

[Gambino]

coke-whores have a quick lifespan, only hott between the ages of 17-24...then they become excessive baggage with raspy smokers voices

 

[Wulfgar]

coke-whores have a quick lifespan, only hott between the ages of 17-24...then they become excessive baggage with raspy smokers voices

cant we lease em??
pay less then trade em in? write em off as a buissness expense?

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Sorry, I am taken.

 

[bran987]

coke-whores have a quick lifespan, only hott between the ages of 17-24...then they become excessive baggage with raspy smokers voices

buddy! coke whores become hotter much younger than 17! that's just how old they tell you they are!

 

[mrplunkey]

cant we lease em??
pay less then trade em in? write em off as a buissness expense?

If it flies, floats or fucks, it's always cheaper to rent.

All gash costs money, the only variation is in the price and payment plan.

 

[Gymgurl]

Your just to nice of a guy..hey where is that hooker QT?? lol

 

[Wulfgar]

Your just to nice of a guy..hey where is that hooker QT?? lol

maybe thats it..
QT has moved on. she has found a new flava of the month.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

maybe thats it..
QT has moved on. she has found a new flava of the month.

LOL not a flava of the month this one is the flava of a life time He is everything and more that I could ever ask for in a man I feel like I won the lotto.

 

[digimon7068]

cant we lease em??
pay less then trade em in? write em off as a buissness expense?

I have a Masters Degree in Taxation. . .I'm sure we could come up with something. . .I've found bigger loopholes.

 

[Gymgurl]

Oh man there goes QT....okay how about Klue...she needs a real man

 

[Wulfgar]

I have a Masters Degree in Taxation. . .I'm sure we could come up with something. . .I've found bigger loopholes.

lol, wanna job?
I could always use a more "creative" taxman..

 

[digimon7068]

lol, wanna job?
I could always use a more "creative" taxman..

I prefer to think of it as "innovative". . .poTAYto. . .poTAHto.

I'm always trolling for good clients.

 

[Gymgurl]

Ill be your housecleaner

 

[mrplunkey]

I have a Masters Degree in Taxation. . .I'm sure we could come up with something. . .I've found bigger loopholes.

At GE, we used to call it our "Tax Technology".