Why in the hell did I agree to this?

[casavant]

I almost didn't post this out of embarrassment-

About a week ago, after I'd had a couple of beers, a female friend asked if I would help host this little soire she's having tonight. She works for Dillards, and I think they're basically going to be giving each other facials (no, not THOSE kind of facials) and stuff like that. I didn't even remember it until I got an email from her this morning. Fuck. I think my only hope is to workout really hard beforehand to get my endorphins revving, and then have a couple of margueritas when I get there. This sucks. Sucks, sucks, sucks. She worked as an event planner before this, so at least maybe the spread will be nice.

Oh yeah, and her "theme color" is pink

 

[AAP]

Dude, just go. Look at this way, you are getting some personal attention for once without having to pay for it.

 

[The Shadow]

SUCKA!!!!!!

 

[HumorMe]

I almost didn't post this out of embarrassment-

About a week ago, after I'd had a couple of beers, a female friend asked if I would help host this little soire she's having tonight. She works for Dillards, and I think they're basically going to be giving each other facials (no, not THOSE kind of facials) and stuff like that. I didn't even remember it until I got an email from her this morning. Fuck. I think my only hope is to workout really hard beforehand to get my endorphins revving, and then have a couple of margueritas when I get there. This sucks. Sucks, sucks, sucks. She worked as an event planner before this, so at least maybe the spread will be nice.

Oh yeah, and her "theme color" is pink

You fag!

Let us know when they want the "other" kind of facials!

 

[Bullit]

The answer is easy - Latent homosexual urges

 

[casavant]

SUCKA!!!!!!

Man, I agreed to this right before I got a really great blow job. I was in a weakened state, I tell ya. A weakened state!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

$20 says that most of them are gonna be either fat or heinous, and there will be at least one that is a combination of both, and she will be the loudest.

 

[WODIN]

This is a wonderful chance for you to take along a digital-8 or mini-dv camcorder and tripod and just ask "So ladies are we making a porno her tonight or what?". I will distribute the film for you.

 

[The Shadow]

Sure bet there Scrap - WIlda's are not just limited to Ga.

 

[WODIN]

I am now going to hide in the corner and shiver for a while.

 

[casavant]

$20 says that most of them are gonna be either fat or heinous, and there will be at least one that is a combination of both, and she will be the loudest.

Man, this is EXACTLY what I'm afraid of. That would almost be better though. I really wouldn't want a lot of hot chicks to see me there. At least she isn't dressing me up in tight shorts and a bow tie....at least I hope not.

 

[Bikini Mod]

$20 says that most of them are gonna be either fat or heinous, and there will be at least one that is a combination of both, and she will be the loudest.

hehehehhehhhehehehehheeeee

God - I hate those things..... and I AM A GURL!

 

[casavant]

I think I'm going to pop an extra Wellbutrin. No, I'm not kidding.

 

[Raina]

Oooh!!! I hope that you wear your best lacey party dress and they're able to tell you what color lip gloss will make you look the most pretty.

Seriously though, you'll likely be the only guy. Maybe the girls will get all sorts of drunk and you'll get some ass....

 

[casavant]

Hey, and thanks for the moral support too, you fuckers.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Raina - did you not read Scrappy's quote?

 

[casavant]

Oooh!!! I hope that you wear your best lacey party dress and they're able to tell you what color lip gloss will make you look the most pretty.

Seriously though, you'll likely be the only guy. Maybe the girls will get all sorts of drunk and you'll get some ass....

If this chick gets drunk, she's going to want to show her friends my dick. It's happened before.

 

[casavant]

Hey, and I just realized that one of her best friends is a fine asian chick who is dating a friend of mine who works out at my gym. I really hope she doesn't show up. Word can't get out about this.

 

[HappyScrappy]

If this chick gets drunk, she's going to want to show her friends my dick. It's happened before.

this is an interesting twist indeed.
is she amazed by its size? and if so, which way?

I mean, I've certainly been in the position where I was the one drunk and wanted to show people my dick - but I can't say that other people have gotten drunk and wanted to show off my penis.

 

[casavant]

this is an interesting twist indeed.
is she amazed by its size? and if so, which way?

I mean, I've certainly been in the position where I was the one drunk and wanted to show people my dick - but I can't say that other people have gotten drunk and wanted to show off my penis.

I guess she likes it. She thinks it's rather large and "pretty". So I was in a towel after getting out of the shower and she wanted me to show her friend who was over there, kind of joking at first. I sat down on the couch and she got more serious, and then reached under my towel and started kind of playing with it (I had a pillow on my lap too). And she's like, "Oh, it's even hard. You HAVE to show her". I had just gotten done with a really hard training session so was in a don't-give-a-fuck mood, so I said sure, what the fuck. She pulled my towel back and I just sat back and let the two of them look at it and discuss it. It was interesting having my cock waved around like a fucking wand (by her, not the friend) while it was the topic of conversation. I thought she was going to start sucking it for a second. She said later that she was thinking about it.

I felt so...dirty

 

[Y_lifter]

......BEFORE....
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*
......AFTER...

Have fun Cas...

 

[rudedawg]

I guess she likes it. She thinks it's rather large and "pretty". So I was in a towel after getting out of the shower and she wanted me to show her friend who was over there, kind of joking at first. I sat down on the couch and she got more serious, and then reached under my towel and started kind of playing with it (I had a pillow on my lap too). And she's like, "Oh, it's even hard. You HAVE to show her". I had just gotten done with a really hard training session so was in a don't-give-a-fuck mood, so I said sure, what the fuck. She pulled my towel back and I just sat back and let the two of them look at it and discuss it. It was interesting having my cock waved around like a fucking wand (by her, not the friend) while it was the topic of conversation. I thought she was going to start sucking it for a second. She said later that she was thinking about it.

I felt so...dirty

Why didn't you ask her if she would......or tell her she should..........one of them should have gotten a facial for getting you aroused.

 

[casavant]

......BEFORE....
*

*
......AFTER...

Have fun Cas...

That's so wrong.

 

[casavant]

Well, I'm posting from her place. I had to throw back quite a bit of tequila, but it's almost over now and my buzz is going away. I ate too many chips w/ dip, but I figured that after the margueritas, it didn't really matter. There were a couple of college chicks here, actually. But the whole thing was gross and creepy. I should have been at home watching CNN and cooking tomorrow's food. Now I think I'm going to crash out over here instead after I drink quite a bit of water. I think she needs to wake me up with a big, sloppy blowjob for my effort. I hope she fucking appreciates this. Take 'er easy, folks. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

 

[MrMuscle]

did you put make up on each other and play dress up?

 

[casavant]

did you put make up on each other and play dress up?

Were you slathering oil on your nether regions while you typed this??

Actually, I went to the bedroom at about nine and spent the next couple of hours laying there and farting up a storm. These were sick farts, too. She thought that her cat had made a mess at first but figured it out soon enough. The best part is that everyone had to walk through the bedroom to get to the bathroom. I was cracking up the whole time. Hehehehehe.

And she didn't have me show my junk to anyone, but she did tell the lesbian couple next door that they needed to make a plaster cast of my penis and use it. LOL.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Cass.. sorry to hear about your predicament.. on the bright side though, you did get a really great blow job... nothing is free..