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Last week was my birthday.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would wish me happy birthday, maybe give me a small present.
She barely said good morning.
I figured, well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
They came bounding downstairs for breakfast and didn't say a word.
I left for work feeling pretty low.
As I walked into my office my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss. Happy birthday!"
Around noon Jane knocked on my office door and said, "you know, it's a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, why don't we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "thanks. That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Lets go!"
At lunch we each had a couple of drinks and when we left Jane said, "we don't have to go straight back to the office do we?" "I guess not" I said. "What do you have in mind?"
Jane said, "Lets drop by my apartment. It's just around the corner."
When we got to her apartment Jane said, "I'm going to step in to the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." I nervously said, "Ok."
A couple of minutes later she came out of the bedroom carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and a dozen or so of my friends and co-workers.
And there I sat.
On the couch.
Naked.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would wish me happy birthday, maybe give me a small present.
She barely said good morning.
I figured, well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
They came bounding downstairs for breakfast and didn't say a word.
I left for work feeling pretty low.
As I walked into my office my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss. Happy birthday!"
Around noon Jane knocked on my office door and said, "you know, it's a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, why don't we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "thanks. That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Lets go!"
At lunch we each had a couple of drinks and when we left Jane said, "we don't have to go straight back to the office do we?" "I guess not" I said. "What do you have in mind?"
Jane said, "Lets drop by my apartment. It's just around the corner."
When we got to her apartment Jane said, "I'm going to step in to the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." I nervously said, "Ok."
A couple of minutes later she came out of the bedroom carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and a dozen or so of my friends and co-workers.
And there I sat.
On the couch.
Naked.
