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Why I rule!!!

Scotsman

Scotsman

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Or more appropriately how Scots is the biggest asshole alive!!

Long Read:

So I'm at the bar tonight to exchange movies with a buddy who works there. Well the movies lead me into a convo with a girl who recently moved to town. Within five minutes she already wants me to take her on a ride on the Harley and has given me her number. Within a half hour she's already kissed me twice. Then her drunk friend from low elevation (high altitude kills your ability to drink) needs to go home. So as they leave I make the comment within earshot of the girl who made me decide to quit dating that "Any girl who is attracted to me has something wrong with her" needless to say said hussey is not amused.LOL

Check forward a half hour when I accompany a couple buddies to another bar to find the girl from earlier being hit on by some douschebag. I walk up stare down the guy kiss the girl and order a beer. Then walk off to enjoy my beer with the guys. Upon leaving the bar I walk back in between her and the dousche give her a full on kiss and tell her I'll see her tomorrow. The dude was crushed so I winked at him and left the bar.

Upon returning to my usual haunt I announce the fact that I am the worlds biggest asshole to the guys working. Where upon the girl sitting with her date/boyfriend/whatever starts giving me the googly eyes. So I do what any red blooded American would. I buy her a shot and have it sent over to her by one of my buddies. So now she keeps giving me the eye until dousche #2 wisens up and moves her away.

This added to the other drunken shennanigans of the night made me chuckle repeatedly.

This shit is too easy!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
1. Call the girl who gave you her number.

2. Elaborate on your drunken shennanigans.

3. You have a Harley?

:)
 
yes, call teh girl.

show her you're inevitable sweetness.
 
BlueBird said:
1. Call the girl who gave you her number.

2. Elaborate on your drunken shennanigans.

3. You have a Harley?

:)
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1. She has my number as well and is supposed to call me if she is going out again tonight.

2. You'd have to be there to witness it, it's kind of hard to explain in type. Speaking of which you should totally come to Denver sometime.

3. '03 FATBOY

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Wait a minute, I'm confused :confused:

You're at a bar, you hit it off with a girl to the point you've got her number and you're smooching it up ... her buddy is plastered (because of high altitude alcohol syndrome) and needs to go home and you say, as they are leaving, that any girl who would want to date you has to have something wrong with her? Did you say it laughly?

Then you run into same girl that you were snuggling with earlier in another bar/scenario and some other guy is trying to horn in on her and you loom over him and scare him away? Then you buy shots? For the same girl or another one?

Could you edit this and refer to them as Fem#1, Fem#2, Fem#3 and keep the numbering consistent or something? How many women are we talking about here and why don't you date, you seem like a perfectly nice man?

Stories like this leave me feeling terribly stupid :(
 
musclemom said:
Wait a minute, I'm confused :confused:

You're at a bar, you hit it off with a girl to the point you've got her number and you're smooching it up ... her buddy is plastered (because of high altitude alcohol syndrome) and needs to go home and you say, as they are leaving, that any girl who would want to date you has to have something wrong with her? Did you say it laughly?

Then you run into same girl that you were snuggling with earlier in another bar/scenario and some other guy is trying to horn in on her and you loom over him and scare him away? Then you buy shots? For the same girl or another one?

Could you edit this and refer to them as Fem#1, Fem#2, Fem#3 and keep the numbering consistent or something? How many women are we talking about here and why don't you date, you seem like a perfectly nice man?

Stories like this leave me feeling terribly stupid :(
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Ok I'll do what I can here.

girl 1: Cute blonde I whose number I got.
girl 2: Her drunken friend.
girl 3: Girl I tried dating earlier this year that ended in disaster
girl 4: Some random sitting at bar 1 when I got back from bar 2

Girl 1 had already left with girl 2 when I made the crazy remark in earshot of girl 3.


Yes I saw girl 1 and 2 at bar 2. Yes I did a bit of looming but mainly laughed at the guy trying to hit on her. I then left after kissing her right in front of him and said "I'll see you tomorrow" and returned to bar 1.

Back at bar one my buddy and I buy girl 4 a shot while she is sitting with her bf/date/whatever he was. He then realised I was completely capable of swiping his girl out from under him and moved to the back of the bar with her.

I did't buy girl 1 any drinks.

It's a long complicated story of why I quit dating, let's just say you can only put up with so many unmitigated disasters before you give up. And as I have said before I come off much nicer on here than in real life.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
4 girls and not one of them ended up at your place in the morning?

Turn in your man card.

You can keep your geigh k 47.

Go buy me ammo.

Fatty in a skirt.

Also, I am still waiting to hear why you rule? I thought this was a joke thread. Actually, it is.
 
mountain muscle said:
4 girls and not one of them ended up at your place in the morning?

Turn in your man card.

You can keep your geigh k 47.

Go buy me ammo.

Fatty in a skirt.

Also, I am still waiting to hear why you rule? I thought this was a joke thread. Actually, it is.
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From that perspective it was only two girls since two were off limits so to speak. Plus you don't bring bar chicks home man then they know where you live you fucking amateur.

I told you I'm going thursday you pig fucking simian.

The only joke in this thread is you.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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Scotsman said:
From that perspective it was only two girls since two were off limits so to speak. Plus you don't bring bar chicks home man then they know where you live you fucking amateur.

I told you I'm going thursday you pig fucking simian.

The only joke in this thread is you.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Why Scots, what an ugly thing to say...

What are you doing here anyway? I told you to go buy me ammo.


Everyone around here is out wtf? Frangible rounds only at Rocky MTN. Guns. Looks like they are closing up too. I bought all the .223 at wally world, all 80 rounds. If I have to resort to russian wolf ammo you are cleaning my weapon.

Skirt-wearing pigslut.
 
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mountain muscle said:
Why Scots, what an ugly thing to say...

What are you doing here anyway? I told you to go buy me ammo.


Everyone around here is out wtf? Frangible rounds only at Rocky MTN. Guns. Looks like they are closing up too. I bought all the .223 at wally world, all 80 rounds. If I have to resort to russian wolf ammo you are cleaning my weapon.

Skirt-wearing pigslut.
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LMAO, I'll buy ammo when I am goddamn good and ready to.

Keep your panties on I'll see what they have up north on thurs.

Sperm burping felchwhore.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Plus you don't bring bar chicks home man then they know where you live you fucking amateur.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Bar chicks used to take me home with them to their homes. :D


mountain muscle said:
Why Scots, what an ugly thing to say...
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lol...nice Tombstone reference, quoting Doc Holliday.
 
Scotsman said:
It's a long complicated story of why I quit dating, let's just say you can only put up with so many unmitigated disasters before you give up. And as I have said before I come off much nicer on here than in real life.
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Thanks for the clear up!!! :)

Say what you will, but I personally believe that, for some people, far from being the mask people hide behind, forums like this expose who they truly are, at their hearts.

Yeah, there are people who come onto message boards and for them this is like their own little "MEMEME" show, and they try to be as outrageous as possible, but since they're the only ones who know how outrageous they're really being to me that indicates some more than a little disconnect from reality.

So I don't give a crap what you do IRL, you're a good guy in my book, hun :qt:
 
musclemom said:
Thanks for the clear up!!! :)

Say what you will, but I personally believe that, for some people, far from being the mask people hide behind, forums like this expose who they truly are, at their hearts.

Yeah, there are people who come onto message boards and for them this is like their own little "MEMEME" show, and they try to be as outrageous as possible, but since they're the only ones who know how outrageous they're really being to me that indicates some more than a little disconnect from reality.

So I don't give a crap what you do IRL, you're a good guy in my book, hun :qt:
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Oooh oooh analyze me too MM!

But fill up your tank first! :heart:
 
mountain muscle said:
Oooh oooh analyze me too MM!

But fill up your tank first! :heart:
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I told you why I had to let the tank run dry, fucking thing is sweating oil!

Tell me where to buy my new tank and a new furnace, then I'll analyze you!!! :qt:
 
musclemom said:
I told you why I had to let the tank run dry, fucking thing is sweating oil!

Tell me where to buy my new tank and a new furnace, then I'll analyze you!!! :qt:
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What size tank? and what kind of furnace? I'll find one for you. If I was closer I would plumb it all for you too.
 
Scotsman said:
1. She has my number as well and is supposed to call me if she is going out again tonight.

2. You'd have to be there to witness it, it's kind of hard to explain in type. Speaking of which you should totally come to Denver sometime.

3. '03 FATBOY

Cheers,
Scotsman
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1. Yabut, she gave you her number. If I did that, and I know this sounds old fashioned, but I would be waiting to see if you called. :)

2. Just to see what kind of trouble you get in would be well worth visiting. :devil:

3. Very nice! Sometimes I wish I would have pursued the art of tatoo or cycle graphics.


If you head out tonight, have a great time, Scots:)
 
Scots, we need to hang out.....but i'm not bringin my girl no matter what.
 
Dial_tone said:
Scots, we need to hang out.....but i'm not bringin my girl no matter what.
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Somehow I think we'd end up in a cell somewhere laughing uncontrollably. So basically hell yeah we should.


Jnev- you cut me you cut me deep bro. :(

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
BlueBird said:
1. Yabut, she gave you her number. If I did that, and I know this sounds old fashioned, but I would be waiting to see if you called. :)

2. Just to see what kind of trouble you get in would be well worth visiting. :devil:

3. Very nice! Sometimes I wish I would have pursued the art of tatoo or cycle graphics.


If you head out tonight, have a great time, Scots:)
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1. Three day rule! Plus I want to see if she calls me tonight.

2. It's highly amusing the things I get myself into sometimes.

3. Yep it's my wife! Both are great artforms, I unfortuneately have trouble with stick figures. This is why having an artist for a brother is nice, he does all my tatt designs.

Thanks, if I head out it should be wild and crazy like normal. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Somehow I think we'd end up in a cell somewhere laughing uncontrollably. So basically hell yeah we should.


Jnev- you cut me you cut me deep bro. :(

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Bor...
 
Scotsman said:
Dude I so thought us fatty moobed western guys were supposed to stick together and all.

You're out of the club bitch!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Fuckin' hell bro. I never knew I was in.
 
jnevin said:
Fuckin' hell bro. I never knew I was in.
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Yeah well that's what you get.....


BTW- I'd call Bluebird in about five minutes of getting her number, even if she were still standing in front of me. :heart: :qt:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Yeah well that's what you get.....


BTW- I'd call Bluebird in about five minutes of getting her number, even if she were still standing in front of me. :heart: :qt:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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:heart: I showed my cards.
 
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