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Grumpy Old Man
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Well this is the common uniform...
This should be a no brainer.
This should be a no brainer.
Why I prefer biker bars
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Whos the broad on the right?
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Well aside from the fact that you will find scantily clad hotties who are BEYOND friendly and have great senses of humor (pre-requisite if you are going to be hanging around bikers) there are many other reasons why biker bars trump other bars/clubs:
1. The two most commonly used words are, "EXCUSE ME." (Make that three if you are a female. Then the phrase is, "Excuse me MA'AM."
2. No screechy bitches EVER.
3. No drunk dumbasses who loud talk EVER.
4. No matter how crowded a place is, we are talking thousands - bikers from all over the world, both genders, all ethnicities, money-situations, 1% or not - you hardly EVER get bumped into. On the rare occasion this does happen, refer back to Number 1.
5. No dickheads, rudeness, catty-bullshit. If anyone "breaks any of the unspoken rules" they are quickly, quietly ejected from the social situation in the blink of an eye. ASSHOLES are not tolerated... EVER
6. There is never a shortage of titties, thongs, buttcheeks and beer. (True, sometimes there is a bit too much exposure but it's all in good fun so it's all good regardless LOL).
7. There is ALWAYS someone interesting and social to chat the time away with.
8. Never have to feel "fear" that an altercation will erupt. (Refer to Number 5)
9. The music is ALWAYS good and it always seems that you can talk/listen above the music. 'Course the rumble of the bikes makes it hard to talk/listen LOL.
10. Did I mention titties?
1. The two most commonly used words are, "EXCUSE ME." (Make that three if you are a female. Then the phrase is, "Excuse me MA'AM."
2. No screechy bitches EVER.
3. No drunk dumbasses who loud talk EVER.
4. No matter how crowded a place is, we are talking thousands - bikers from all over the world, both genders, all ethnicities, money-situations, 1% or not - you hardly EVER get bumped into. On the rare occasion this does happen, refer back to Number 1.
5. No dickheads, rudeness, catty-bullshit. If anyone "breaks any of the unspoken rules" they are quickly, quietly ejected from the social situation in the blink of an eye. ASSHOLES are not tolerated... EVER
6. There is never a shortage of titties, thongs, buttcheeks and beer. (True, sometimes there is a bit too much exposure but it's all in good fun so it's all good regardless LOL).
7. There is ALWAYS someone interesting and social to chat the time away with.
8. Never have to feel "fear" that an altercation will erupt. (Refer to Number 5)
9. The music is ALWAYS good and it always seems that you can talk/listen above the music. 'Course the rumble of the bikes makes it hard to talk/listen LOL.
10. Did I mention titties?
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She was one of the waitstaff at the IronHorse. Biker bar that used to be the icehouse in Ft Worth, just changed ownership.
Yesterday we did a pubcrawl... LOL sans alcohol. We met some interesting characters, cool people and had an entertaining afternoon stirring up some good old fashioned trouble.
It's so funny to walk into a "respectable place" in your riding garb, everyone turning around thinking you will be some sort of low-life there to start trouble...
Waitress asks me what I would like.
"I would like some gazpacho and some sparkling water."
We ALWAYS have a great day when we are out riding.
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Well anwser my ? please?
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I did goofy, first sentence of my post.
Quit starin at her titties and read goofball.
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hmmmmm....."biker bar attire" is commonplace in more than a few of the gay-friendly bars around my house also....
Do they ride Harleys?... or just sport the chaps? LOL
yes, to both questions. often there is a lot of "disposable income" in this group..some of those harleys parked out front would bring tears to your eyes and a major clench factor to your wallet.
Grumpy Old Man
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I know, when I lived in Palm Springs (ca) I had all that explained.. He said he and his partner didn't have the bitch to pay, kids to support and nasty divorce to waste $. Course Robert is an MD, his partner Bernard is a commercial architect. So their combined income is about 6 million a year pretty much like most of the guys in that area.
I tell ya, if I knew then what I know now. They kept saying Dale dump the bitch make the switch....
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Many gay men are highly educated, have positions of great success and NO EXWIFE or KIDS to suck their income.
I don't think there are very many gay men that ride NON-Harleys, 'cept if they are custom choppers which require no "bitch seat".
Grumpy Old Man
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Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to stop by a local biker bar?
That death thing lasts a long ass time
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well the don't play much six pac what's his name or much rap/hippityhop.
old time wok and woll country (some) and some oldies.
The thing that is paramount at biker bars is respect. That is why there is seldom any problem unless someone violates that. Then there is no yelling back and forth and pushing. The ejection is so fast unless you are standig right there you would never even know what happened.
Plus puddle would be out of place cause he smells so good. Road grime and sweat are not something he can take a pic of and put in his sig line. Poor monkey
My first thought was "threesome?" lol
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We can make it anything you want honey
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if they are man-titties, man-thongs, and man-buttcheeks, then no thank you. i will just finish my beer and leave.
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So you still hang out there?
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Road with Red & White when I was a youngster been to most of the clubs since I don't fly colors. The fellow riding tank to tank with me at about 80 was a Scorpion a 1% club member. The old BM & I have been around a lot of 1% clubs and have been invited to join a few. I prefer being independent.
The only reason you need to be afraid is if you act a fool and try to impress people that can not be impressed. Quite honestly, we really don't give a flying fvck if you wear affliction t-shirts or not. As a matter of fact we think it is pretty queer to wear shit that costs more than a posers weekly income. Or that the shirts are pretty ugly and don't say Harley Davidson. Now those pixie square toe shoes are another source of amusement..
When you get your candy ass to TX I'll take you to to a couple club houses and make sure they don't hurt you.
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Some days I like to be a little "tricked out", true... other days it's just a T-shirt and jeans, no bling. Either way, I am still ME so it's all good.
I have NEVER had a problem at a biker bar. EVER. Matter of fact, we nearly always meet cool peeps that we either become friendly with and ride with down the road or we feel like old friends whenever we run into them down the road.
Ask BigMan or Angel or Needto... both of us are two of the coolest/no bs/non-pretentious mofos you will EVER meet.
I have NEVER had a problem at a biker bar. EVER. Matter of fact, we nearly always meet cool peeps that we either become friendly with and ride with down the road or we feel like old friends whenever we run into them down the road.
Ask BigMan or Angel or Needto... both of us are two of the coolest/no bs/non-pretentious mofos you will EVER meet.
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yeah, i'm sure they're filled with stylish, classy and cultured people
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Not too many *poor slobs* can afford to have 75K toys.
I'd rather hang with people who respect me and everyone around them then a bunch of pretend 30K/a year millionares who think that they are "all that" and a bag of chips. If I want that, then I will just go to downtown dallas and get annoyed by all the posers in their 400$ jeans so busy trying to impress one another with their pretend bullshit that it would make me want to vomit in the first 15 seconds. Oh yea, I almost forgot all the noise and rudeness.... I'd DEFINITELY be *down with that*.
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Yeah, all the people that have no clue those "Stylish, Classy, Cultured people" generally have a 50k to 75k toy they ride when the feel like it. Most of the peeps you hang with have what? A car they can't afford? Some clothes that are "stylish"? Yeah those poor dumb bikers with no class or style are the ones that usually have their name auto penned on pay checks of those stylish pretenders.
Lose the stereotype and take a look what just the chrome and accessories are on any Harley costs.That is just money, class comes naturally to us bikers.
All the fellows with their fairy shoes and spiked hair can just look at the bikes, first they can't afford one, secondly they are dumb asses and would pee themselves just walking into a biker bar.
i wanna ride on back with sandals and umbro shorts on
teehee
and what do you think happens to bros who just walk into a clubhouse? you can hang out?
fug that
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i wanna ride on back with sandals and umbro shorts on
teehee
and what do you think happens to bros who just walk into a clubhouse? you can hang out?
fug that
Well if you want to walk into a clubhouse dressed like peter pan then you should expect to leave with your fill of protein in the old belly.
I have no problem walking into any clubhouse I have standing invites from CA to NY and Internationally We met some guys from Norway, Germany, Russia and UK, we go there and meet them and spend not one penny for food, housing, alcohol or anything else. That is what your non-bikersissyfuckskeerdiekats don't get.
Oh, that's right we live in trailer parks and keep our bikes inside the kitchen.
sink works good for dumping oil bro
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Nah, the floor has a hole in it where we tried to do a burn out, easy pour floor.
And that bar isn't scary either, I know which way I travel, those who have the new expereince itch might be intimidated. Gay guys are cool with me if they ride. They aren't gonna bone ya so don't be scared little feller. (unless you hit on em)
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of which you are an expert of, thanks to your doner DNA and being a member of the "lucky sperm" club? what a douche bag...
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of which you are an expert of, thanks to your doner DNA and being a member of the "lucky sperm" club? what a douche bag...
Bro, I always consider the source. When someone thinks that spending ther entire weekly pay for a pair of embroidered jeans with an ugly tshirt everyone in the club has in either faded brown, faded grey, or faded grey and brown, what do ya expect. They can only wish they had a Harley or Corvair. When they look at a bike and say, "I could have one of those" what they really mean is, "I spent all my money on xbox and drinks for a woman I wanted to bone, but she took the drink and went back to her boyfriends table and now I gotta walk home cause I'm broke"
dumb asses and their pretend upperlifeofclass take a guitar in trade works better.
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This thread reeks of old people...even putrefaction if I had to go further.
Can you use your senior discount cards for drink discounts?
Can you use your senior discount cards for drink discounts?
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gampenis, Yuppie?
ololol I love the beard up in your face! awesome!
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Thanks, it got a lot longer that was December 2007. Sadly I have gone back to middle America with a close trimmed beard, the plain ordinary common old guy appearance. Hell I can't even scare kids in the market anymore.
wacha want, chachie? a gin 'n geritol?
Wow, I'd have never guess this was the scenario with bikers. I had a different dea.
Awesome!
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You know, I've never seen a non-white person in any 1% biker clubs. So yeah you're better off at the country bar or dance club.
r
come to new orleans and you will be educated.You know, I've never seen a non-white person in any 1% biker clubs. So yeah you're better off at the country bar or dance club.
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mmmm, rice hats are cool. just not on me....
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The hall I go to is having a blessing of the bikes next weekend. It's like a half-way biker bar lol.
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wtf is that thing hanging off of your chin
It isn't "hanging" it's a flying face kitty.
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You know, I've never seen a non-white person in any 1% biker clubs. So yeah you're better off at the country bar or dance club.
r
Aren't you messikan? So when was the last time you were in a biker bar except the loser one? And for heaven's to betsy when have you ever been in an outlaw club? Something cries horseshit, just sayin. But then again it's you "r' so no harm no foul.
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You know, I've never seen a non-white person in any 1% biker clubs. So yeah you're better off at the country bar or dance club.
r
Clearly, you've never heard of the Bandidos.
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My young brother, a thing of beauty is a joy FOREVER!
As for dipping we are in the south so a fair amount of men dip whether they ride or not.
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You show up in a rural bar wearing a sombrero with the little ornamental face of yours that would be a real bad mistake. Red necks are not as forgiving as bikers. Plus they have anger issues with anyone that ain't from round hear (pronounced heiaaa)
Better off hanging with BM she is the mean one, nobody dares mess with her.
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Meh.... Ariel can come with me ANYWHERE, wearing ANYTHING. I can guarandamnT you, NO ONE WILL MESS WITH HIM.
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OK so yesterday afternoon at Strokers started out "fairly classy" I think as my old man struck up a conversation with two couples (one of them, the wife had a beautiful 1980 corniche convertible). Dunno what they did for a living because we didn't ask. But they were very neat people. We passed a coupla hours chatting about some funny situations in life.
We parted ways then just set there a spell chatting to the staff. (VERY COOL peeps work there).
Well, we hadda leave shortly thereafter because there was some sights just over the next bench that made us all want to lose our lunch.... but NOBODY said a word, we just sorta sat there in "Springer-esque" amazement. No violence, no harsh words, nobody got rude - we just all sat there and tried real hard not to get *ill* because of the drunk sexcapade that was taking place over yonder.
I asked the guys, "So if those two were attractive women would ya'll be as horrified?"
The answer?
"Not unless one of them was my sister!"
LOL
Yup, gotta love biker bars.
We parted ways then just set there a spell chatting to the staff. (VERY COOL peeps work there).
Well, we hadda leave shortly thereafter because there was some sights just over the next bench that made us all want to lose our lunch.... but NOBODY said a word, we just sorta sat there in "Springer-esque" amazement. No violence, no harsh words, nobody got rude - we just all sat there and tried real hard not to get *ill* because of the drunk sexcapade that was taking place over yonder.
I asked the guys, "So if those two were attractive women would ya'll be as horrified?"
The answer?
"Not unless one of them was my sister!"
LOL
Yup, gotta love biker bars.
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