why do woman believe we lose respect if

[artrius]

damn, gone for a few hours and the whole world explodes. ok well maybe just this thread. ok so maybe not really explodes, but more like gets lots of posts.

DIV nugga, you're reading everything as if it only has one side, and making some sloppy arguements. I agree with what the Frisk has said, its easy to slip when you cuss all the time.

 

[artrius]

In fact, last night in the grocery store, she pointed at "People" magazine and said, "oh, that's jessica simpson mommy, she's better than britney spears".

well BS is spaghetti sauce now, so I'd have to agree with the little tyke.

 

[habitualhealth]

True. I think it's admirable that she's being a positive role model for her daughter.

Thanks for clarifying.

DIV

Thanks Frisky!

Div, yeah, it's soooooo different when you're responsible for another life. Having your own personality and knowing that this little person is hanging on to your every movement, word, glance...you name it. It's quite the responsibility. They only become more in tune the older they become. And though, I create my own vocab and toss out some crazy verbage most of the time...I assure you I have a very extensive vocabulary and am quite articulate. I goof around on EF because it's fun. (for me anyway) With the exception to the 10 people I met in atlanta, no one on here knows me therefore i can be whatever I want to be, ya know. Be it, redneck, gansta, a prude, insane, dorky, intelligent.... (<~~ok, so that might have been a stretch) but it's all in good fun. I think we all can relate to the mundane routine of every day life. Maintaining professionalism in the office, "parent-mode" overdrive, high stress study mode...whatever it may be. EF is a safe/fun momentary getaway. (or addiciton for some of us)

 

[DIVISION]

DIV nugga, you're reading everything as if it only has one side, and making some sloppy arguements. I agree with what the Frisk has said, its easy to slip when you cuss all the time.

If you'd scroll up you'd see that I agreed with Frisky as well.

last night in the grocery store, she pointed at "People" magazine and said, "oh, that's jessica simpson mommy, she's better than britney spears".

It appears they do learn at an early age. Jessica Simpson IS better than Britney Spears at this stage. For a 3yo I don't understand what "better" would translate to, but it is a bit scary.

I suppose it's good she hasn't come home comparing Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra.....




DIV

 

[split endz]

Just read this whole thread. Had some good stuff in it, until the last few pages kinda got boring.

 

[wesley90]

In all honesty, I'd probably date you

....if you'd agree to ducttaping of the mouth.

No, remember, she doesnt give keys out, so her mouth is all you could really have fun with.

 

[alien amp pharm]

No, remember, she doesnt give keys out, so her mouth is all you could really have fun with.

lmao

maybe I could sneak in thru the 'back door'.

 

[wesley90]

lmao

maybe I could sneak in thru the 'back door'.

I hear there is some top flight security back thur...

 

[DIVISION]

lmao

maybe I could sneak in thru the 'back door'.

If you can't even wedge yourself in while her mouth is open what the fuck makes you think you'll get past security in the rear parking garage?

That shit is padlocked tripletrumptight!

One step at a time, alien.......





DIV

 

[Sub-Zero]

Is this a contest? hell I could prolly have worn my 2" er's

is that a challenge? dont make me send pics over.

that reminds me of something that got my hopes up last week

i was measuring and im like 'HOLY SHIT, IM UP TO 16!!!!", then i realized i was looking at the centemeters