Why do some women do that handshake with the wrong hand shit?

[75th]

I dont know why, but it pisses me off.

I go and extend my right hand, she extends her left hand and turns it backwards before lightly touching my fingers.

My client does this every time I see her. Bitch thinks shes better than me? Shes the one who needs me, not the other way around.

Although, perhaps Im getting too worked up over this.

 

[Raptorex]

She probably either has a cold or thinks you do, or she has OCD.

 

[jack sparrow]

Find female clients that put out rather than shake hands. It's the only way to go.

 

[75th]

She probably either has a cold or thinks you do, or she has OCD.

Nah, shes still touching me. Weve been working on this thing for the past 4 weeks, and its always the same.

 

[75th]

Find female clients that put out rather than shake hands. It's the only way to go.

Shes old, dude. Well, older. Like 50.

Besides, I havent wanted to have sex with anything ever since I saw this at a film festival a while back: http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/teeth/

 

[Raptorex]

Nah, shes still touching me. Weve been working on this thing for the past 4 weeks, and its always the same.

ok then - she is likely psycho

 

[KillahBee]

Pretty sure she thinks you're gross.

 

[jack sparrow]

Shes old, dude. Well, older. Like 50.

Besides, I havent wanted to have sex with anything ever since I saw this at a film festival a while back: http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/teeth/

Holy shit!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pretty sure she thinks you're gross.

^^^^ Listen to him, he's an expert on gross.

 

[RottenWillow]

I dont know why, but it pisses me off.

I go and extend my right hand, she extends her left hand and turns it backwards before lightly touching my fingers.

My client does this every time I see her. Bitch thinks shes better than me? Shes the one who needs me, not the other way around.

Although, perhaps Im getting too worked up over this.

Dude the bitch is just fucking with you. Punch her the next time she pulls that shit on you.

 

[Raptorex]

LOL!!! that movie bites!

 

[jack sparrow]

Dude the bitch is just fucking with you. Punch her the next time she pulls that shit on you.

I RW

 

[75th]

Pretty sure she thinks you're gross.

I dont think thats it. I usually shower either a day or two before we meet.

 

[75th]

Dude the bitch is just fucking with you. Punch her the next time she pulls that shit on you.

I dont want to assault her lest I risk fucking up this business and missing out on some money.

Can I just kidnap her children instead?

 

[75th]

LOL!!! that movie bites!

ZING!

Seriously, that movie freaked me the fuck out. Its been months and months and my wife still thinks Im gay.

 

[RottenWillow]

I dont want to assault her lest I risk fucking up this business and missing out on some money.

Can I just kidnap her children instead?

It's not their fault their mom is a smartass bitch. Buy a skimask and run up and bellypunch her when she's getting into her car.

 

[Raptorex]

ZING!

Seriously, that movie freaked me the fuck out. Its been months and months and my wife still thinks Im gay.

thanks for sharing that movie, I'll never have sex again...thx

 

[75th]

It's not their fault their mom is a smartass bitch. Buy a skimask and run up and bellypunch her when she's getting into her car.

I use Fiber in my hair. I dont want to have to take the time to fix it once I take the mask off.

My hair is incredibly thick.

Maybe Ill do some research tonight and find out a discreet method to cause a seizure.

 

[all the whey]

Fuck that shit.

Anytime a woman tries to shake my hand.

I smack her on the ass and tell her to bring in some coffee.

 

[Mr. dB]

I haven't seen that one with chicks, but for some reason there are dudes who will stick out the left hand. Mostly drunks and stoners.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

bitch ever extends the backside of her hand to me id give her my backside across her teeth

 

[billfred]

She probably knows you been wanking with that hand - recently.

Go wash up afterwards for a change.

 

[silverstar1025]

thanks for sharing that movie, I'll never have sex again...thx

I am definitely not opening that link at work. God knows what it is if you guys don't want sex anymore.

 

[75th]

I am definitely not opening that link at work. God knows what it is if you guys don't want sex anymore.

Its work safe...just a trailer for a movie.

Still freaks me the fuck out, though.

 

[velvett]

Stop shaking her hand, just give her a nod and keep walking.

Or have something in your left hand so you can only use your right - maybe she'll get the hint.

Does she do this with everyone?

 

[cindylou]

That is weird. I've done it a couple times so a man might see my ring if I feel they might be flirty....or I am holding something in my right hand. After a couple handshakes and she is still doing that...is wierd. I just would not offer your hand anymore.

 

[vixensghost]

Grab her hand and kiss it the next time. I'd tell you to lick it too, but that could get you in bigggg trouble.lol


Whimpy handshakes make me wonder about the person....

 

[JayC9]

masonic?

 

[75th]

Stop shaking her hand, just give her a nod and keep walking.

Or have something in your left hand so you can only use your right - maybe she'll get the hint.

Does she do this with everyone?

Yeah, she does it with everyone.

Im wondering if shes some sort of illegal immigrant? Is that what they do where they come from?

 

[75th]

Grab her hand and kiss it the next time. I'd tell you to lick it too, but that could get you in bigggg trouble.lol


Whimpy handshakes make me wonder about the person....

Good call. Next time I see her Ill infect her hand with a case of oral herpes that will scare the bejesus out of her.


Grey karma to you.

 

[billfred]

Grab her hand and kiss it the next time. I'd tell you to lick it too, but that could get you in bigggg trouble.lol


Whimpy handshakes make me wonder about the person....

Better yet - grab her hand but kiss yours instead. That is what I always did in my drunk college days.