Why do I find all the crazy chicks?

javaguru · Sep 2, 2006

Ok, I chatted online with this chick and talked on the phone once, we didn't go on a single date. She called me three times last night and left me two message, at around 11:30 and 12:30..she was wasted drunk based on how badly she was slurring her words. I opened my yahoo messenger today to this....

Lori que (9/2/2006 12:10:33 AM): wish u thought of meee
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:12:26 AM): U are older than me...and I need NOT to be wished upon....
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:12:55 AM): have at it baby
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:14:53 AM): have at it Brian...
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:12 AM): ] am done with u
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:31 AM): Sup?
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:46 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:57 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:17:07 AM): tell her I said hello............Do not talk 2 me anymore
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:17:46 AM): thought u meant somethin....I was wrong
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:19:53 AM):
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:20:07 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:20:28 AM): FU
Lori que (9/2/2006 2:50:18 AM): waied for you for way toooooo long....nice meeting you...sometimes better leaving things left unsaid....
Lori que (9/2/2006 2:50:36 AM): DONE LORI

Pic 1;
http://tinypic.com/27zyvpg.jpg
Pic 2
http://i6.tinypic.com/28000wh.jpg

jackangel · Sep 2, 2006

so we're talking relationship material, definitely.

The Wenis · Sep 2, 2006

you find crazy chicks because that's pretty much all that's out there

caligirl · Sep 2, 2006

so did you call her...?LOL!!

jackangel · Sep 2, 2006

i rubbed 3 out to that pic already

i'm just saying

javaguru · Sep 2, 2006

Use less without pics....
http://tinypic.com/27zyvpg.jpg
http://i6.tinypic.com/28000wh.jpg

javaguru · Sep 2, 2006

jackangel said:
i rubbed 3 out to that pic already

i'm just saying

Come to Toledo, IME we have the market cornered on crazy chicks.... :evil:

manny78 · Sep 2, 2006

Milf ?

javaguru · Sep 2, 2006

manny78 said:
Milf ?

31 and twins....

:edit: Just double checked..she's actually 33....

manny78 · Sep 2, 2006

JavaGuru said:
31 and twins....

Damn, she looks older. Toss her salad and tell us how it tasted.

javaguru · Sep 2, 2006

manny78 said:
Damn, she looks older. Toss her salad and tell us how it tasted.

The reason I made a point of us not having a single date is the fact I gave her the "wanna meet for a drink" and "wanna meet for lunch" and was given an excuse both times and when I asked when I got nada...therefore I just thought "fuck it, I'm done." Javaguru has little tolerance for games....

Fajitas · Sep 2, 2006

Is that a FEMA trailer?

TightSlacks · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
The reason I made a point of us not having a single date is the fact I gave her the "wanna meet for a drink" and "wanna meet for lunch" and was given an excuse both times and when I asked when I got nada...therefore I just thought "fuck it, I'm done." Javaguru has little tolerance for games....

Give her a break. Girls can't make it everytime you ask one out. Sometimes they can't get away from their boyfriends.

wootoom · Sep 3, 2006

starfish got banned bro

string_bean00 · Sep 3, 2006

Wootoom said:
starfish got banned bro

hahaahah

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

TightSlacks said:
Give her a break. Girls can't make it everytime you ask one out. Sometimes they can't get away from their boyfriends.

I did give her a break and walked away...lol!

Smurfy · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Use less without pics....
http://tinypic.com/27zyvpg.jpg
http://i6.tinypic.com/28000wh.jpg

i like the paneling in her trailer

Spanky11 · Sep 3, 2006

If I was single I'd hit it

2 times

mrplunkey · Sep 3, 2006

Dude, you should propose to her. I bet that would clear that irrational behavior right up.

anthrax · Sep 3, 2006

She has a big TV

biteme · Sep 3, 2006

Most of them are crazy bro.

biteme · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Ok, I chatted online with this chick and talked on the phone once, we didn't go on a single date. She called me three times last night and left me two message, at around 11:30 and 12:30..she was wasted drunk based on how badly she was slurring her words. I opened my yahoo messenger today to this....

Lori que (9/2/2006 12:10:33 AM): wish u thought of meee
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:12:26 AM): U are older than me...and I need NOT to be wished upon....
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:12:55 AM): have at it baby
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:14:53 AM): have at it Brian...
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:12 AM): ] am done with u
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:31 AM): Sup?
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:46 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:57 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:17:07 AM): tell her I said hello............Do not talk 2 me anymore
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:17:46 AM): thought u meant somethin....I was wrong
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:19:53 AM):
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:20:07 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:20:28 AM): FU
Lori que (9/2/2006 2:50:18 AM): waied for you for way toooooo long....nice meeting you...sometimes better leaving things left unsaid....
Lori que (9/2/2006 2:50:36 AM): DONE LORI

Pic 1;
http://tinypic.com/27zyvpg.jpg
Pic 2
http://i6.tinypic.com/28000wh.jpg

Was each one of these a separate IM???? Cause if so, you could sue her for harrassment. LMAO

Arabian · Sep 3, 2006

I have tried online dating and 8 times out of 10 the chics are into the serial dating bs. All they wont is a free dinner and a bottle of wine.

Lao Tzu · Sep 3, 2006

Well she is reasonably young, a single mother and attractive. So odds are good that she has some mental malfunctions.

Hi Smurfy

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

biteme said:
Was each one of these a separate IM???? Cause if so, you could sue her for harrassment. LMAO

digimon7068 · Sep 3, 2006

Java. You met her online.

You may be in luck. . .she looks like she might have a butter-face.

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

digimon7068 said:
Java. You met her online.

You may be in luck. . .she looks like she might have a butter-face.

Based on my experience, I still consider it superior to meeting a chick at a night club.... :mix:

Smurfy · Sep 3, 2006

Lao Tzu said:
Well she is reasonably young, a single mother and attractive. So odds are good that she has some mental malfunctions.

Hi Smurfy

lol I'm old, married and ugly which proves Im totally sane

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

Smurfy said:
lol I'm old, married and ugly which proves Im totally sane

Once you have a broccoli shake.... :evil:

Smurfy · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Once you have a broccoli shake....

I'm a steamed broccoli fan, but the shake thing sounds so nasty lol

KillahBee · Sep 3, 2006

Wait, you met her online?

And she sent/had those pics?

lol, and you expected her to be normal?

cause yeah, girls online that post pics of themselves like that are always normal and NEVER desperate/insane/empty. History has clearly taught us that.....

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

KillahBee said:
Wait, you met her online?

And she sent/had those pics?

lol, and you expected her to be normal?

cause yeah, girls online that post pics of themselves like that are always normal and NEVER desperate/insane/empty. History has clearly taught us that.....

I think that's pretty "normal" for chicks. Which means as normal as a chick gets.... :lmao:

digimon7068 · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Based on my experience, I still consider it superior to meeting a chick at a night club....

Seriously? Dang. I'm glad I'm not in the market right now.

KillahBee · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
I think that's pretty "normal" for chicks. Which means as normal as a chick gets....

I hear ya, but c'mon - no chick void of issues goes online to date dudes and posts pics like that of herself. They are a dime a dozen, as I am sure you have experienced.

dutchman063 · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
I think that's pretty "normal" for chicks. Which means as normal as a chick gets....

thats because you meet them online ... try going out somewhere not nececarily a club but anywhere else. you got any hobbies that include members of the opposite sex?

rudeboyja · Sep 3, 2006

Better be on the lookout for a dead rabbit in your pot of soup

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

KillahBee said:
I hear ya, but c'mon - no chick void of issues goes online to date dudes and posts pics like that of herself. They are a dime a dozen, as I am sure you have experienced.

Those pictures were sent privately, not posted. I've never met a chick who didn't have pictures of herself in a sexy pose, wearing something skimpy, or nothing. Even chicks I swore were total prudes, having known them for years, ended up having naked photos of themselves taken by some ex boyfriend. Honestly, I think you would be hard pressed to find a chick that has hit 30 devoid of issues.

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

dutchman063 said:
thats because you meet them online ... try going out somewhere not nececarily a club but anywhere else. you got any hobbies that include members of the opposite sex?

I've met crazies everywhere(nearing 90% of those I've met at the gym)..I've been dating since 1986..well before internet dating.

rudeboyja · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Those pictures were sent privately, not posted. I've never met a chick who didn't have pictures of herself in a sexy pose, wearing something skimpy, or nothing. Even chicks I swore were total prudes, having known them for years, ended up having naked photos of themselves taken by some ex boyfriend. Honestly, I think you would be hard pressed to find a chick that has hit 30 devoid of issues.

For real. Most have videos stashed somewhere too.

Raptorex · Sep 3, 2006

you have been played bro...ask her to show her face on cam, bet she won't.

KillahBee · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Those pictures were sent privately, not posted. I've never met a chick who didn't have pictures of herself in a sexy pose, wearing something skimpy, or nothing. Even chicks I swore were total prudes, having known them for years, ended up having naked photos of themselves taken by some ex boyfriend. Honestly, I think you would be hard pressed to find a chick that has hit 30 devoid of issues.

Agreed that all chicks have those pics *somewhere*, just no classy one would post em on the interwebs.

but apparently she did not, so there goes that

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

mightymouse69 said:
you have been played bro...ask her to show her face on cam, bet she won't.

I have seen her on cam and she is a paid member on yahoo personals, she sent me her contact info because I'm not a paying member, I'm a cheap ass when it comes to online. Fake chicks generally don't pay $30.00 to have a profile but I generally need some confirmation anyway. I also have a well tuned BS meter for the fake ones, just not the crazies. :lmao:

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

KillahBee said:
Agreed that all chicks have those pics *somewhere*, just no classy one would post em on the interwebs.

but apparently she did not, so there goes that

She has three pics posted online, one with each child(she's wearing a t-shirt and jeans) and one taken by her daughter with her wearing "normal" clothes..not showing any skin. Apparently, when she gets drunk the crazy comes out of her... :lmao:

string_bean00 · Sep 3, 2006

I'd hit it. I find the second picture arousing.

Wulfgar · Sep 3, 2006

here was my conversation with one chick I have met a few times on the net.

girl: my mouth dropped
girl: you shoulda saw my face, i was like terrified.
girl: i wanted to run away
Wulf: lmao.. why?
girl: cause his dick was fucking huge
Wulf: lmao u're scared of big dicks?
girl: no, i'm scared of gigantic cocks, which is what he had
Wulf: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

actually this was more funny than crazy. just taken out of context I thought it was hilarious.

bw1 · Sep 3, 2006

anthrax said:
She has a big TV

LMFAO!

mrplunkey · Sep 3, 2006

I still think he should propose. That would clear-up any irrational behavior for 100% certain.

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

mrplunkey said:
I still think he should propose. That would clear-up any irrational behavior for 100% certain.

Just need to find the perfect ring. :lmao:

Lao Tzu · Sep 3, 2006

Email her back and start referring to 'our' kids and 'our' house.

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

Lao Tzu said:
Email her back and start referring to 'our' kids and 'our' house.

I'm afraid of encouraging her.... :worried:

Sassy69 · Sep 3, 2006

YOu could tell her you have an opening every Tues at 7:30 pm..

-SD- · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
The reason I made a point of us not having a single date is the fact I gave her the "wanna meet for a drink" and "wanna meet for lunch" and was given an excuse both times and when I asked when I got nada...therefore I just thought "fuck it, I'm done." Javaguru has little tolerance for games....

Thats how I operate. If I offer and get turned down with no counteroffer from the bitch then shes history.

gjohnson5 · Sep 3, 2006

Cause you want the crazy chicks...
I don't blame you either

JavaGuru said:
Ok, I chatted online with this chick and talked on the phone once, we didn't go on a single date. She called me three times last night and left me two message, at around 11:30 and 12:30..she was wasted drunk based on how badly she was slurring her words. I opened my yahoo messenger today to this....

Lori que (9/2/2006 12:10:33 AM): wish u thought of meee
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:12:26 AM): U are older than me...and I need NOT to be wished upon....
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:12:55 AM): have at it baby
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:14:53 AM): have at it Brian...
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:12 AM): ] am done with u
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:31 AM): Sup?
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:46 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:15:57 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:17:07 AM): tell her I said hello............Do not talk 2 me anymore
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:17:46 AM): thought u meant somethin....I was wrong
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:19:53 AM):
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:20:07 AM): Hey! How it goi. . . oh. . .I thought you were someone else. . . but I guess I can talk to you.
Lori que (9/2/2006 12:20:28 AM): FU
Lori que (9/2/2006 2:50:18 AM): waied for you for way toooooo long....nice meeting you...sometimes better leaving things left unsaid....
Lori que (9/2/2006 2:50:36 AM): DONE LORI

Pic 1;
http://tinypic.com/27zyvpg.jpg
Pic 2
http://i6.tinypic.com/28000wh.jpg

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

I admit there is a certain dysfunctional attraction to crazy but damn, there is crazy and there is CRAZY!

biteme · Sep 3, 2006

JavaGuru said:
I admit there is a certain dysfunctional attraction to crazy but damn, there is crazy and there is CRAZY!

Word. It can get you into trouble. I'm done with the crazy types. Guess that means I'll have to after men now. :worried:

biteme · Sep 3, 2006

You can find them right here on EF.

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

I won't comment on your statement biteme....

gjohnson5 · Sep 3, 2006

biteme is joining the Lestat club???

javaguru · Sep 3, 2006

Maybe he will PM his own e-flirting guide?

javaguru · Sep 4, 2006

LOL..the crazy is IMing me right now. Typed that I passed her "test" lol....ignore the crazy...

pdaddy · Sep 4, 2006

JavaGuru said:
Come to Toledo, IME we have the market cornered on crazy chicks....

I think somethings in the water here.

fitnessgrl8621 · Sep 4, 2006

Psycho.

Why do I find all the crazy chicks?

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