yep.GoldenDelicious said:im fairly sure theyre scenting you
MrMuscle said:i want my own pussy(cat).
Thinking about getting a kitten.

heatherrae said:She is trying to kill you, man. They do that to build up so much static in your courdoroys that you spontaneously combust. Sleep with one eye open, dude. She's out to get you.
Whiskey said:meh, that's nothing, what about when they are sitting on a chair that is under a table and wait for you to walk by and then jump out and attack!!
Mr. Maxx is a tiger stuck in a fat cats body.
Whiskey

velvett said:
My cat stalks me in the AM and runs in and out of my legs, makes nice nice, purrs, rubs and if i ignore him, he lets me walk a few steps and then gallops, jumps, grabs my leg with his paws and bites me.
velvett said:
My cat stalks me in the AM and runs in and out of my legs, makes nice nice, purrs, rubs and if i ignore him, he lets me walk a few steps and then gallops, jumps, grabs my leg with his paws and bites me.
Mine waits until I pet her nicely, then she grabs my hand and gnaws on it. Her love bites HURT.Whiskey said:meh, that's nothing, what about when they are sitting on a chair that is under a table and wait for you to walk by and then jump out and attack!!
Mr. Maxx is a tiger stuck in a fat cats body.
Whiskey
Whiskey said:I realize that it's just a drawing or something, but i'm soooo in love with your avi. Very hawght
Whiskey
javaguru said:My ex-wife had two male cats, black kitty and grey kitty, they loved to play at night and I don't know how many times I woke up to a cat leaping onto my face or biting my nose.
NJjuice22 said:I didnt know they were marking me when they did that....im not a fuckin tree. next time im swift kickin the feline.
musclemom said:![]()
It's not like a dog whizzing on a tree. It's actually a positive thing. When a cat is feeling good, happy/calm/content, they give off phermones. They rub their faces/heads on things when they feel good, and consequently they have an area/person that they automatically associate with positive feelings ... like a feline security blanket.

any foikin' feline that woke me outta a sound sleep wudda quickly and violently became a mess of pizza toppings sliding down the wall....javaguru said:My ex-wife had two male cats, black kitty and grey kitty, they loved to play at night and I don't know how many times I woke up to a cat leaping onto my face or biting my nose.
my brother had a cat that would catch birds and partially disect them on the front door welcome mat.....not the best thing to see/step into wearing only your socks first thing in the morning......ksharp01 said:You'll know they really love you when they start bringing you dead lil treats and leaving them by the door for you![]()
Okay, maybe you're joking around but I want to make sure you're clear on this ... when a cat rubs on you, it's equivalent to a dog licking you. He's not saying you're superior/inferior or anything else. He's saying, "I like you."NJjuice22 said:im an alpha male top of the food chain motherluva no furball is marking me ever again.![]()
rnch said:my brother had a cat that would catch birds and partially disect them on the front door welcome mat.....not the best thing to see/step into wearing only your socks first thing in the morning......![]()

ksharp01 said:no its not.
I was told by a cat lover to never let my cat see me throw it away because he would get his feelings hurt
at first I thought it was silly, but then I thought, who knows so I would get rid of it when he wasn't watching. lol
I can be so gullable I know.
My mom feed every darned stray cat in a 3 county radius when she was alive. When I would come visit her, at least 3 in a day would bring me little gifts of mice, moles and birds. One day they saw me throwing them away in the creek, and I could have sworn they were all just staring at me as if to say, "Well, that ungrateful bitch!"rnch said:my brother had a cat that would catch birds and partially disect them on the front door welcome mat.....not the best thing to see/step into wearing only your socks first thing in the morning......![]()
Most domesticated cats do not know how to eat their kill, but the killing bite is every bit as instinctive as the urge to suckle and they instinctively understand that a kill is a prize.ksharp01 said:no its not.
I was told by a cat lover to never let my cat see me throw it away because he would get his feelings hurt
at first I thought it was silly, but then I thought, who knows so I would get rid of it when he wasn't watching. lol
I can be so gullable I know.

We had a cat named Jezebel who would creep into your room while you were sleeping and start suckling your ears HARD. It was creepy. You could not get that cat to quit.cindylou said:What about when they like to suck on your shirt or a comforter while purring and kneading. I've never had a cat do this before???
Every time I pet him he starts to lick and suck on my shirt or a blanket or whatever; all the cats I've had not one has ever done that before. Its wierd! lol
I was awakened on numerous occasions by grey kitty kneading my chest with his paws. He liked to knead Nitchske right before he tried to hump him, we had a feline version of Pick3.cindylou said:What about when they like to suck on your shirt or a comforter while purring and kneading. I've never had a cat do this before???
Every time I pet him he starts to lick and suck on my shirt or a blanket or whatever; all the cats I've had not one has ever done that before. Its wierd! lol
my beagle and my brother's cat grew up/old together.....they would curl up against each other in the winter. more than once the cat hissed at/faced down dogs that would try to bother the beagle.javaguru said:I was awakened on numerous occasions by grey kitty kneading my chest with his paws. He liked to knead Nitchske right before he tried to hump him, we had a feline version of Pick3.
Taken away from their mother a little too early. They've transferred maternal comfort feelings to the surrogate human.heatherrae said:We had a cat named Jezebel who would creep into your room while you were sleeping and start suckling your ears HARD. It was creepy. You could not get that cat to quit.
rnch said:cats CAN be affectionate, loving creatures....but all too often they are selective in their displays.
a dog will ALWAYS be there for you....always ready for attention/affection and willing to return it..unlike some prissy-assed lil' kitty kat.........
Oh they're absolutely capable of being trained. My cats NEVER jump on me when I'm working (typing) because they learned I'm just going to put them on the floor. You can train them to stay off specific pieces of furniture, to not go near the front door, to jump up, come when called, etc. Most cats aren't into learning tricks the way dogs are, and you need a particularly motivated one to learn specialty stuff, but there's no reason you need to put up with shit you don't like. The trick is to just be consistent, always praise appropriate behavior, NEVER, EVER reward the wrong behavior, and punish (NOT hitting, an unpleasant sound works best, actually) wrong behavior/actions.biteme said:I guess cats are pretty cool creatures, but Ive got to lay down the law. No jumping on my computer when I'm trying to type. He'll have to learn just like the dogs, who's the boss.
biteme said:Dogs are too needy for me, (Kind of like the majority of people) I guess I'd choose a cat if I had to choose. I don't like living with animals because they are a lot of responsibility, but I don't have much choice here.
cindylou said:I like dogs; because they will like you no matter what....
but cats ; you have to earn their affection.
a spray bottle full of water works very well, also.musclemom said:Oh they're absolutely capable of being trained. My cats NEVER jump on me when I'm working (typing) because they learned I'm just going to put them on the floor. You can train them to stay off specific pieces of furniture, to not go near the front door, to jump up, come when called, etc. Most cats aren't into learning tricks the way dogs are, and you need a particularly motivated one to learn specialty stuff, but there's no reason you need to put up with shit you don't like. The trick is to just be consistent, always praise appropriate behavior, NEVER, EVER reward the wrong behavior, and punish (NOT hitting, an unpleasant sound works best, actually) wrong behavior/actions.
Most cats find the sound that canned air makes particularly unpleasant so my cats get "Pssssst" at when they're bad, works like a charm.
:heatherrae said:a spray bottle full of water works very well, also.
velvett said:She awesome no?
There's a series of them, I believe they're real photos.
I love a really great nude
ksharp01 said:You'll know they really love you when they start bringing you dead lil treats and leaving them by the door for you![]()
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