why are all robots gay?

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[Tiervexx]

I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.

I'm going into engineering remember?

I create the first self-aware robots and naturally make them all gay. This was originally done to exterminate all the breeders but my plan falls through because I accidently make them too prissy...

 

[UA_Iron]

I'm going into engineering remember?

I create the first self-aware robots and naturally make them all gay. This was originally done to exterminate all the breeders but my plan falls through because I accidently make them too prissy...

what kind of engineering?

 

[Hiatussin]

I'm going into engineering remember?

I create the first self-aware robots and naturally make them all gay. This was originally done to exterminate all the breeders but my plan falls through because I accidently make them too prissy...

The breeders...

like your folks

 

[Devastation]

killahbee = robot

 

[saint808]

wasn't the ronot off bucj roidgers named ?:twiggy"

 

[mekannik]

lol could be Tina but he is known to be an alcoholic on the show.

Alcohol

Cigars

Gambling

Sex fiend for female robots



Flexo could be gay though - the soul patch and whole divorced thing....

 

[Tiervexx]

The breeders...

like your folks

yeah...they created me! What more proof do you need that they're evil?

 

[Tiervexx]

what kind of engineering?

Industrial, which is NOT as directly involved with robots as electrical, computer or mechanical, but it is not uncommon for IEs to end up suppervising others because IE is a lot more business related.

 

[H_T_]

robots steal old peoples medicine for fuel. their metal claws and robots are strong.
anyway, you're telling me that Johnny Sokko and Giant Robot were gay? or Hymie from Get Smart?