Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply US-PHARMACIES UGL OZ
Raptor Labs UGFREAK OxygenPharm
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplyUS-PHARMACIES UGL OZUGFREAKRaptor LabsOxygenPharm

why are all robots gay?

AAP

AAP

Plat Hero
Platinum
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
 
The Terminator did spend an awful lot of time walking around naked.
 
75th said:
The Terminator did spend an awful lot of time walking around naked.
Click to expand...

terminator is a cyborg dude.

borgs are geigh too though probably :rainbow:
 
UA_Iron said:
borgs are geigh too though probably :rainbow:
Click to expand...

They were poking people an awful lot. :(
 
AAP said:
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
Click to expand...
How do u even think of this shit?Really!What are u smoking?Is it new?Must be good shit.
 
In the distant future, past the Jetsons ,this problem is overcome. "Bender" from Futurama is not geigh.
 
Hell, even "Mr. Roboto" the song was performed by a gay band.

Look at Twinky and that damn penis head.

http://www.robofolio.com/folio/scifi/twiki/twkcls.jpg

twkcls.jpg
 
U are right.But how did u even notice?Did it just come to u one day while driving or was it something u realized in a nightmare?
 
Bender - Bent - looked at those Tina'd up eyes. Those yellow teeth. Just the fact he often slaps people shows his penchent for S&M activities.
 
AAP said:
Bender - Bent - looked at those Tina'd up eyes. Those yellow teeth. Just the fact he often slaps people shows his penchent for S&M activities.
Click to expand...

lol could be Tina but he is known to be an alcoholic on the show.
 
AAP said:
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
Click to expand...

I dunno? Maybe they were programmed to be that way???

Zig
 
AAP said:
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
Click to expand...

Someone is horny... Talking about Hard, Steel robots who are gay....hmmmm.

You need some strange.
 
AAP said:
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
Click to expand...

I'm going into engineering remember?

I create the first self-aware robots and naturally make them all gay. This was originally done to exterminate all the breeders but my plan falls through because I accidently make them too prissy...
 
Tiervexx said:
I'm going into engineering remember?

I create the first self-aware robots and naturally make them all gay. This was originally done to exterminate all the breeders but my plan falls through because I accidently make them too prissy...
Click to expand...

what kind of engineering?
 
Tiervexx said:
I'm going into engineering remember?

I create the first self-aware robots and naturally make them all gay. This was originally done to exterminate all the breeders but my plan falls through because I accidently make them too prissy...
Click to expand...
The breeders...

like your folks :)
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
lol could be Tina but he is known to be an alcoholic on the show.
Click to expand...


Alcohol

Cigars

Gambling

Sex fiend for female robots



Flexo could be gay though - the soul patch and whole divorced thing....
 
UA_Iron said:
what kind of engineering?
Click to expand...

Industrial, which is NOT as directly involved with robots as electrical, computer or mechanical, but it is not uncommon for IEs to end up suppervising others because IE is a lot more business related.
 
robots steal old peoples medicine for fuel. their metal claws and robots are strong.
anyway, you're telling me that Johnny Sokko and Giant Robot were gay? or Hymie from Get Smart?
 
after watching Dean Cain (formerly of "superman") TRY to act in cable movies and tv shows; i am convinced he is a robot.
 
Y_lifter said:
It was Tweeky you dumb Fag..
Click to expand...


Actually.... it was really Twiki. You dumber flip flop wearing steam room douching fag.
 
AAP said:
Actually.... it was really Twiki. You dumber flip flop wearing steam room douching fag.
Click to expand...

OH OH.. It's on now you Track Light hanging Ft. Lauderdouche living Hetrophobic Roid Raging Turd tapper.
 
Y_lifter said:
OH OH.. It's on now you Track Light hanging Ft. Lauderdouche living Hetrophobic Roid Raging Turd tapper.
Click to expand...

Oh no you don't you Tamperedass living, Stickley furniture chair sitting, smirnoff ice drinking gay Don't Know About Buck Roger Cus I Watch Star Trek Cuz Everyone Wears Those Tight Spandex Pants With MooseKnuckle Showing ketol one vodka serving ho bag.
 
"Robot" from Lost in Space was cool. Call him gay and id bet he'd zap your ass.

Among my many bar decorations is an authentic Millenium 2000 robot. Cool dude.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
In the distant future, past the Jetsons ,this problem is overcome. "Bender" from Futurama is not geigh.
Click to expand...

good call on bender!!
that robot was the bomb straight up son
 
Re: Are all gay robot threads gay?

Saintinistic said:
Twiki did have a german helmet. what a creepy flash back.

This thread is gay.
Click to expand...

I have to agree that Bender was not gay.

It took 1000 years for straitpeople to figure out how to build their own robots ;)
 
AAP said:
Oh no you don't you Tamperedass living, Stickley furniture chair sitting, smirnoff ice drinking gay Don't Know About Buck Roger Cus I Watch Star Trek Cuz Everyone Wears Those Tight Spandex Pants With MooseKnuckle Showing ketol one vodka serving ho bag.
Click to expand...

Incorrect on so many levels I don't even know where to start..

U. R. A. :elephant:
 
C3PO does act camp. it could be his name, which is symbolic of a small penis and poo, for example> C===3 could be a long cock, so C3 has no shaft, & PO is short for POO. maybe I have too much spare time today.
 
Saintinistic said:
C3PO does act camp. it could be his name, which is symbolic of a small penis and poo, for example> C===3 could be a long cock, so C3 has no shaft, & PO is short for POO. maybe I have too much spare time today.
Click to expand...

:lmao:
 
AAP said:
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
Click to expand...

you need to check out fuckingmachines.com NO HOMO there~!
 
This early Allen movie features some memorable concepts, such as Orgasmatron booths (and the related Intoxication orbs passed around at parties), confessional robots, bioengineered hydroponic vegetables (without any other part of the plant) such as hose-fed bananas as large as a canoe, and the cloning of vital organs and entire persons. Many things thought unhealthy in Monroe's time (including deep-fried fatty foods and smoking) are known by future scientists to be extremely good for you. Sometime between Monroe's time in the late 20th century and 2173 there was nuclear warfare, caused "when a man named Albert Shanker got hold of a nuclear device", and due to which much history is obscure or lost. 2173 historians show Monroe some surviving 20th century artifacts (such as a set of novelty wind-up chattering teeth and a crumpled photograph of Joseph Stalin) and ask for explanations. The historians have developed mistaken theories about Howard Cosell and Richard Nixon, which Miles doesn't have the heart to refute. Holding a photo: "This is Bela Lugosi. He was the mayor of New York". Regarding a photo of Nixon: "I'm not sure who he is, but every time he left the White House they counted the silverware".
 
Spartacus said:
This early Allen movie features some memorable concepts, such as Orgasmatron booths (and the related Intoxication orbs passed around at parties), confessional robots, bioengineered hydroponic vegetables (without any other part of the plant) such as hose-fed bananas as large as a canoe, and the cloning of vital organs and entire persons. Many things thought unhealthy in Monroe's time (including deep-fried fatty foods and smoking) are known by future scientists to be extremely good for you. Sometime between Monroe's time in the late 20th century and 2173 there was nuclear warfare, caused "when a man named Albert Shanker got hold of a nuclear device", and due to which much history is obscure or lost. 2173 historians show Monroe some surviving 20th century artifacts (such as a set of novelty wind-up chattering teeth and a crumpled photograph of Joseph Stalin) and ask for explanations. The historians have developed mistaken theories about Howard Cosell and Richard Nixon, which Miles doesn't have the heart to refute. Holding a photo: "This is Bela Lugosi. He was the mayor of New York". Regarding a photo of Nixon: "I'm not sure who he is, but every time he left the White House they counted the silverware".
Click to expand...

I liked it when they found a Volkswagen in a cave, and it started.

Oh, and "Popes Wife Gives Birth To Triplets".
 
AAP said:
Bender - Bent - looked at those Tina'd up eyes. Those yellow teeth. Just the fact he often slaps people shows his penchent for S&M activities.
Click to expand...

Bender is NOT gay, you take that back!
 
AAP said:
I mean really. Ever notice that all robots are either flat out flaming or using borderline gay shit all the time.

That robot off the Jetsons was a damn dyke if I ever saw one. She could beat up the man of the house.

Remember Twinky? Off Buck Rogers. The name. Twinky. If that wasn't enough ever notice how his head looked like the mushroom head of a cock? For real.

Then Data of Star Trek. Only robot in creation that gets fatter and more prissy each season.

Last but not least. CP30. Golden shiny. Ramrod posture. British accent. Nervous disposition all the time. Swish in his walk. And his best buddy R2D2 looked exactly like a butt plug on wheels.

Damn, hollywood fucked up.
Click to expand...

LOL my friends and I watch/quote this all the time..Gay Robot:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8713437854683028734
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

W
All I Wanted Was Muscle Milk And I Came Out A Town Hero (My Chuck Norris Run-in!!!)
Replies
17
Views
2K
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
L
All I Wanted Was Muscle Milk And I Came Out A Town Hero (My Chuck Norris Run-in!!!)
Replies
57
Views
7K
OMEGA
O
musclemom
I read this ... found it interesting ... damned long though ...
Replies
7
Views
2K
The Shadow
T
Dunk
The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2005 (Other Than Coldblue)
Replies
4
Views
1K
samoth
S
S
I think Im turning gay....help
Replies
27
Views
8K
Razorguns
Razorguns
Top Bottom