who's smarter than me?

[habitualhealth]

yea right!





ok seriously, who can call me and teach me how to design a banner? like a hangy one. not for a website. like a 4x10. or something like that.


i'll pay you in meatballs or chocolate covered raisins. you pick.

 

[EnderJE]

They've got programs for that. What kind of banner? Simple text or something fancy?

 

[bw1]

Me

 

[-SD-]

I can teach you how to make a 5X5 Circle Window Banner

 

[habitualhealth]

They've got programs for that. What kind of banner? Simple text or something fancy?

i need logos and color and all that jive on it. but need to design it first. i have all the ingredients just dont know how to put it together.

ideally it'll just be a vinyl banner for like tradeshows and events.

 

[EnderJE]

So, you're looking more for a photo - studio or publishing type software? That way, you can create the entire image and use another software to scale it appropriately to banner size?

 

[jackangel]

i don't know, but i can tell you who's smarter than i am. the person that passed right over this thread without opening it.

 

[Smurfy]

i need logos and color and all that jive on it. but need to design it first. i have all the ingredients just dont know how to put it together.

ideally it'll just be a vinyl banner for like tradeshows and events.

im not into that stuff but its something that strikes me as a service you could purchase from a banner making company. right?

also LMAO @ jackangel

 

[habitualhealth]

So, you're looking more for a photo - studio or publishing type software? That way, you can create the entire image and use another software to scale it appropriately to banner size?

yessss

 

[habitualhealth]

i don't know, but i can tell you who's smarter than i am. the person that passed right over this thread without opening it.

:fanger:

 

[SpyWizard]

yea right!





ok seriously, who can call me and teach me how to design a banner? like a hangy one. not for a website. like a 4x10. or something like that.


i'll pay you in meatballs or chocolate covered raisins. you pick.

cheap or easiest??

you can vinyl lettering it or screen print.. up to bill board size..

also depending on if just lettering or an image..

 

[habitualhealth]

cheap or easiest??

you can vinyl lettering it or screen print.. up to bill board size..

also depending on if just lettering or an image..

ummm...basically A. i need to create the design...(which is what i dont know how to do) then B. have some company print it up on a vinyl 3x10 or 4x10.

but the design part is where i'm stuck.



cheap AND easy is the only way i roll.

 

[chazk]

I f-ed around in photoshop and made a rough copy of a banner for a tradeshow , then saved it to a cd
Took in to a graphic design studio across town and they modified the picture and silkscreen printed it out on cloth, But would do it on any material I picked.
Cloth was better for this occasion looked better then plastic

take you're pictures and logos and all of you're info and they will work with you and help you design a finished product.
I dount it will be cheap , so you better show alot of tittie and pick a graphic studio with a horney on man working in it, and let him play with the meatballs you promised for a little bit.

 

[chazk]

cheap AND EAZY is the only way i roll.

 

[EnderJE]

Good luck with the banner, HH.

 

[habitualhealth]

Good luck with the banner, HH.

thank you!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'll make you a banner for the right amount of k.

 

[Beachboy6294]

i don't know, but i can tell you who's smarter than i am. the person that passed right over this thread without opening it.

LMAO!!! OMG I almost fell out my chair when I read this one!!

 

[dabuffguy]

yea right!





ok seriously, who can call me and teach me how to design a banner? like a hangy one. not for a website. like a 4x10. or something like that.


i'll pay you in meatballs or chocolate covered raisins. you pick.

everyone is smarter than you.

 

[the_alcatraz]

LMAO!!! OMG I almost fell out my chair when I read this one!!

+1 lol

 

[needtogetarmy]

 

[javaguru]

ummm...basically A. i need to create the design...(which is what i dont know how to do) then B. have some company print it up on a vinyl 3x10 or 4x10.

but the design part is where i'm stuck.



cheap AND easy is the only way i roll.

We know...

 

[habitualhealth]

everyone is smarter than you.

then this project should be done by now.

 

[chazk]

hey hh did you ever win that online beauty contest ?
If not this site is having one you can enter and win money
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/cat2.htm

 

[chazk]

this one is hot , i think you might get almost as many votes as her, not sure though
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-498.htm

 

[habitualhealth]

this one is hot , i think you might get almost as many votes as her, not sure though
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-498.htm

shave her head and you've got yourself a spittin' imagine of puddlemonkey

 

[dabuffguy]

then this project should be done by now.

no, its means people don't wish to give you help.

i'm just giving you a hard time HH. I love you babe.

 

[eddymerckx]

pick up the phone, dial your admin asst, tell her to get one made. simple.

 

[habitualhealth]

pick up the phone, dial your admin asst, tell her to get one made. simple.

i called earlier but you didn't answer?!?

 

[EnderJE]

Yawn. Had to get some sleep. Did you get a chance to have this setup or hire someone?

 

[stilleto]

I do that for a living.

who is printing it and what format do they want?

 

[eddymerckx]

i called earlier but you didn't answer?!?

coffee break

 

[habitualhealth]

I do that for a living.

who is printing it and what format do they want?

omg can you call me?!!


i promise i wont talk alot. or you can email. i'll pay ya!

 

[habitualhealth]

Yawn. Had to get some sleep. Did you get a chance to have this setup or hire someone?

not set up yet....hoping i can get stilleto to call me. only prob is she's not gonna want to hear me talk

 

[PICK3]

who's smarter than me?

my soap dish

 

[puddlemonkey]

hoping i can get stilleto to call me. only prob is she's not gonna want to hear me talk

Stilleto and I have a lot in common.

 

[habitualhealth]

my soap dish

took you 12 hours to come up with that? bet all the doods givin' you the reacharound are too since clearly they know you're

 

[habitualhealth]

Stilleto and I have a lot in common.

what, you're both really old?

 

[jnevin]

 

[calveless wonder]

What would jnevin do?

 

[jnevin]

What would jnevin do?

Thefuck...

 

[Beachboy6294]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

 

[stilleto]

what, you're both really old?

that's what you're gonna be by the time I call you.

 

[EnderJE]

what, you're both really old?

lol...like that's going to make Stiletto want to call you...

 

[stilleto]

btw, i no longer do the artwork- since i'm in managment, I just direct others.

you can get banners made at kinkos though. you send them the artwork and they'll do it for you.

 

[digimon7068]

smarter? probably not.

sexier? oh HELL yeah.

 

[habitualhealth]

btw, i no longer do the artwork- since i'm in managment, I just direct others.

you can get banners made at kinkos though. you send them the artwork and they'll do it for you.

the artwork is what i need.

any suggestions on where to go for that?

 

[stilleto]

the artwork is what i need.

any suggestions on where to go for that?

yes, try: HERE


or, post an ad on craigslist.

 

[habitualhealth]

yes, try: HERE


or, post an ad on craigslist.

i did that already






....OH u're talking about for A R T W O R K.