Who's lives in or near Toronto?

[Nathan]

If so, then I am offering a one time opportunity to try out for my friendship. Actually, even if you do not live near Toronto but are willing to make the trip then that will do as well. I will be holding try-outs for those interested. There's nothing to it really. We just hang out for a while, maybe get a bite to eat and a drink or two, you pay for all my shit and I judge every last fiber of your being. So no pressure or anything. It'll be fun.
Seriously though, I'm fun. I swear.

Who wants to be my friend?

 

[Nathan]

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ON THIS!!! RESPOND TO MY THREAD NOW OR I WILL RAPE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gymrat]

I live near Toronto, but i'm not going to be able to make it to tryouts.

 

[gimp]

I live in Toronto...but I'm scared of you.

 

[Nathan]

Why? Seriously, I'm good people. Please love me.

 

[gymrat]

Why? Seriously, I'm good people. Please love me.

Emo Phillops?

 

[Ffactor]

I am applying to McGill, McMaster and the University of Toronto. Are any of those in Toronto?????? I could be your friend if you let me hold your hand!

 

[Nathan]

I am applying to McGill, McMaster and the University of Toronto. Are any of those in Toronto?????? I could be your friend if you let me hold your hand!

I live in Hamilton which is where Mac is. Basically, if you go to either Mac or U of T then we should get together. How old are you?

 

[Ffactor]

I am 33.
I suppose now you are going to make some lame ass gay statement like you're too old!! We'll fuck you sir knick knack paddy whack I have a little penis sir!!

 

[Nathan]

I am 33.
I suppose now you are going to make some lame ass gay statement like you're too old!! We'll fuck you sir knick knack paddy whack I have a little penis sir!!

33?!?!?! Why are you applying to those schools then? This changes everything. EVERYTHING! It don't matter to me really though.